New chapter, nothing new to say, but to ask for a review. Could care less whether or not it's a flame, just as long as it's a review. I laugh at the people who flame me… heheh… Your efforts are futile.
Roommates?
Chapter II
Camping Trip
Sonic sat on the couch watching TV. Blaze, Shadow, Tails and Cream are gone. Knuckles walked in. "What are you watching?"
"Cops." Knuckles sat next to him. "Check this out." Sonic rewound the DVR. It showed a guy on a security camera holding up a bank.
"Alright! This is a stick-up! Does anyone have a gun I can use?"
"What an idiot." Knuckles commented. There was a long silence, until Sonic ripped a fart, Followed by Knuckles, and another by Sonic. "Are you challenging me?"
"Oh, no." Rouge says.
"That depends. What do you take it as?" Sonic and Knuckles resumed a fart contest.
"Dear God, we're gonna die! Quick, gimme the phone!" Rouge yelled.
"I don't know where it is!" Amy started panicking.
"What about your cell phone?"
"It's out of minutes! What about yours?"
"It's still charging!"
"Damn it!"
The rest got back not too long after that (don't ask me where they went). Tails asked, "Uhh, why is there a hazmat truck here?"
"It's a long story. How about we go camping?" Sonic announces.
"Why did I suggest this?" Sonic was practically worn out. "How much farther, Tails?"
"You haven't even gotten to the car yet!"
As they were walking through the forest, Knuckles had Sonic slung on his shoulder. "Alright. We're here." Knuckles dropped Sonic hard on the ground.
"What? What's going on? Where are we?"
"We're at the camping grounds."
"But nobody's here."
"We're on Angel Island. This is where I usually set up camp."
"Uhh, right. I gotta pee."
"Just don't pee on the electric fence." Everyone else set up camp while Sonic was (not) peeing on the electric fence.
"Ahhh! It hurts!"
"Idiot. I told him there was an electric fence there."
"WHAT'S THIS FENCE DOING HERE?"
"To make idiots like you pee on it." Sonic crawled back to the tents.
"You're not serious are you…?"
"Hahaha!" Shadow rolled on the ground laughing at Sonic.
"Ugh… Shut up…" He slowly stood up.
"Well, the tents are set up." Knuckles claimed.
"Now what?" Sonic asks.
"Fire?"
"Won't that ruin Angel Island's Forest? Besides, we'd get killed."
"A campfire, not a forest fire."
"Ah, I see!"
Everyone had gone to sleep, and Shadow woke up with the powerful urge to pee. "Man, I've got a powerful urge to pee." He staggered around the camp trying to find a bush, or at least something. "Ugh, this is good enough."
Amy woke up. Hearing something strange, she turned on the lantern to see what it was. A silhouette of a hedgehog was outside her tent.
A light came on, and Shadow realized what he's been peeing on. 'Aw, shit. I knew I shoulda looked some more!' He dashed over to some bushes and whispered, "Chaos Control." Amy looked outside, but didn't see anything. Amy started to question her sanity. She wandered back into the tent, when Sonic asked, "Why do I smell pee?"
Shadow wandered some more and didn't see anything in his way, so he started peeing again, and when his business was done, he got back in his tent and went back to sleep.
About an hour later, Tails had the same urge. He wandered around the camp to try and find a good place to urinate. He started peeing and, much to his dismay, he had found the electric fence Knuckles was talking about. The screaming and the electric flashes of light woke everyone up. Upon reaching Tails, Rouge asked Knuckles, "Why do you smell like pee?"
'Aw, crap. So THAT'S what I was peeing on…' Shadow thought.
"I don't know." Knuckles wondered. Sonic dragged Tails back to his tent.
"Watch where you're peeing next time." 'Heh! He made the same mistake!' Sonic started on his way back to his own tent, and tripped on a stump.
"Hey, Mr. Knuckles, why do you smell like pee?" Cream asked.
"I don't know!"
The next day, Knuckles washed up, Amy's phone topped up, and the hazmat team called her cell to tell her that her house was cleaned up. They gathered their stuff up, and went back down to her house.
Did you catch the unintended (what might be a Limerick) on the last part of the story? Anyway, the next chapter should be interesting. Text ya later!
