Warning: Some names may have been change so that I don't get my nuts cut off with a chainsaw.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, PLEASE HELP ME!
Mooreluv2006 and her Umbreon were flying over the Pacific Ocean when suddenly there was an assassin who released a crate of ekans. That's right! There was Ekans on a Plane. ( BAD Snakes on a Plane reference.)
Mooreluv2006: Umbreon! Use Night Shade!
Umbreon then blew up all the Ekans.
Flight Attendant: You want a beer for saving our lives?
Mooreluv2006: Hellz Yah! (Damn did it again.)
She then drunk the beer and suddenly had to piss. She then got up to go take a piss, then masturbate to her picture of Shadow. (Wait! Something seems wrong here? Nah!) She was then run over by the Mach 5.
Lollipop Guild: Ding, Dong, The witch is dead, oh which witch, the horny witch! Ding, Dong, The Horny Witch is Dead!
Mooreluv2006: That was a terrible Wizard of Oz parody! You'll all die!
She then cut them all in half and planted a bomb on the plain on the back of the plane, causing it to crash in Celadon City.
Mooreluv2006: Now that I'm in Kanto time to kill Matt, HEY! A MALL! Killing Matt an wait till I get new shoes.
Umbreon: UMBREON! (YOU SICKEN ME!)
Mooreluv2006: Fine. Let's get going, and stop humping my ass. You don't have a penis! Get over it!
Umbreon: UMBRE! UMBRE! UMBREON! UMBRE! BRE! ( Mommy could never love me as much as Daddy because I don't have penis! It's her fault I don't have a penis! I hate her! Daddy can love me as much as he loves Mommy! I'll mimic Mommy so I can replace her! Hahahahahahaha!)
Mooreluv2006:...You have fucking problems! We're seeing a shrink about your Penis Envy before we leave Celadon!
Umbreon: Jam on! Hoo, hoo!
Mooreluv2006: Now your Michael Jack-son! We're seeing that shrink, NOW!
Mooreluv2006 and her lesbian Umbreon then went to a shrink, though it couldn't cure her, gave her something to waste $1500, that could have bought her a pair of pants! The psycho duo then went onward to kill Matt.
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