To clear something up from the last chapter, when Amy woke up, it was her tent Shadow was peeing on, not her, but he did on Knuckles the second time. Yeah, I probably did overdo it with the peeing, I apologize. I never planned to do something like that, but this chapter I did plan. A few notes. If it gets confusing trying to distinguish between characters speaking, you can pretty much tell when it's Shadow, and Knuckles will only talk when I label him talking, otherwise it's Sonic. Most of the idea for this chapter came from an episode of Conan O'Brien. The next chapter, I extended upon this joke. The random sound effects in this chapter are to censor the words.

Roommates?
Chapter III
My Wife? My Wife!

"Sonic! Get up!" Shadow yelled.

"Aw, shut up!" Sonic threw his shoe out the door, hitting the wall on the opposite side of the hall, not even coming close to Shadow, as he was at the foot of the steps. "Why do I have to get up, anyway?"

"The girls and Tails are gone, and we have to do the housework while they're gone."

"I'm not gonna hafta conduct Tails' experiments while he's gone, am I?"

"… uh... No… Just get up." Sonic stumbled across the hall, and, after much concentration and careful coordination, he still ended up rolling down the stairs. He stumbled across the room and smacked face first into the wall. "Alright, you're gonna need a good wake up call." Shadow pulled out a baseball bat.

"Ah, wait! Maybe we can find another way!" Knuckles intervened.

"Damn it." Shadow whispered.

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After trying so many things (none of which had to do with a baseball bat), Knuckles and Shadow gave up on trying to wake up Sonic. "Why are you so tired, Sonic? Actually, come to think of it, Amy was the same way this morning. What happened last night?"

Flashback…

CENSORED

End Flashback…

"On second thought, don't tell me. I'd rather not know."

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The house was cleaned, nothing special to report. "I think we deserve to go somewhere. Sonic, where's the car keys?"

"They took off with my car."

"Damn. And Tails has mine."

"Why don't you just get it back from him?"

"It feels strange talking to him."

"Why?"

"Cuz… I've been sleeping with his wife."

"What!"

"Knuckles, can you do it?"

"I can't." Knuckles responded.

"Why not?"

"Because he's been sleeping with my wife."

"… Sonic, what about you?"

"I've been sleeping with Knuckles!"

"What does that have to do with Ta- Wait, what?"

"No, it's not what it seems. I'll tell you the story." Knuckles quickly says. "This is what happened. One day, while Rouge was on vacation, Sonic realized he didn't have a place to stay."

"It took him fifteen years to realize that?"

"Yeah. Anyway, he came to my house and literally kicked me out of my own house! The next day, I came back to where my house was and it didn't even have a foundation anymore!"

"You shoulda told me the Master Emerald was that strong!"

"You shoulda known from the all the times we spoke of it during our adventures! Anyway, to get back at Sonic, I (censored) Amy, and one night, while Rouge and I were (squeaky), I made the mistake of saying, 'I've had better.'"

"Yeah, Amy's great isn't she?"

"Yeah, She's- hey! Stop sidetracking me! Anyway, I think to get back at me, she went to Tails."

"Why him?" Sonic asked.

"Can't say."

"Then Cream must've found out, cuz she came to me saying Tails wasn't giving her a good time." Shadow said.

"Then Blaze must've found out and came to me!" Sonic announced.

"WHAT? YOU (moo) MY WIFE?"

"Well, she came to me!"

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All the girls came home saying they were pregnant, not knowing who the father was. "Well, there's only one way to settle this… An episode of Maury!"

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