Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and possible a bucket of muffin tops.
Matt and company were trying to choose a gym when suddenly Pat came back.
Pat: Hey guys,...uh...I mean... Snorlax?
Matt: Your finally back, FATASS! What gym should we go to?
Pat: Fighting. Anything happen while I was gone?
Matt: Not really, let's go.
Matt and company then went to the Fighting gym.
Matt: I want to fight the gym leader!
Bodyguards 1 & 2: You need to defeat us to challenge him and... Why is she topless?
Matt: Because she's hotter that way! It's like perma-borner down there!
Bodyguard 1 & 2: I believe it!
Matt: Anyway, I take you on both on at once!
Bodyguard 1 & 2: Go Bruce! Go Jackie!
A Hitmonlee and a Hitmonchan popped out of the pokeballs! (Minus the hitmon part, and you'll get the nicknames.)
Matt: Go Pat and Zapadose! But Japanese style!
Pat and Zapadose came out, but Pat was wearing a Sumo diaper and a Japanese Headband, while Zapadose was wearing a samurai coat and sword.
Matt: Pat use... Body Slam! And Zapadose use... uh... Air Cutter!
Pat then slammed into Bruce, causing him to go flying up Bodyguard 1's ass, killing them both. Zapadose flapped his wings causing a tornado to appear around his blade, which he swung, causing a blade of air to slice both Jackie and Bodyguard 2 in half.
Naruto: Congratulations! You can now challenge me, I'm the gym leader.
Matt: How the fuck did that happen? Wait...
Matt then grabbed a frag grenade and shoved it down Napoleon Dynamite's throat, which later exploded his guts around the gym..
Naruto: YOU KILL THAT GUY WITHOUT QUESTION AND YOU WONDER WHY I'M HERE!
Matt: Yes, let's battle.
Naruto: Ok. Hitmonuzumaki go!
Matt: How come you get your own species of pokemon?
Naruto: Because the author couldn't think of a good first generation ninja pokemon.
Matt: Oh, ok. Mew! Transform!
Mew then threw a throwing star. Hitmonuzumaki doged.
Naruto: What! Your Mew turned into Matt from If I were a ninja!
Matt: Yes, yes he did.
Naruto: Hitmonuzumaki use Sexy Jutsu!
Hitmonuzumaki then turned into a naked woman. Mew and Matt both got massively huge erections, the only difference was that Matt wore pants.
Matt: Mew! Use Cock Saber!
Mew then jumped on Hitmonuzumaki and shoved his cock up her vagina and, after a deep satisfied moan, it came out her skull.
Naruto: HOLY SHIT! Oh well you win.
Matt: Cool! Where's my badge?
Naruto: There's no badges at this gym, only one badge giving gym per town, that's the rule.
Matt: GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER! WHAT DO I FUCKING WIN THEN!
Naruto: A Hitmonlee and a Hitmonchan.
Matt: I'm cool with that.
Matt then took the pokemon, naming the Hitmonlee Rock Lee, and the Hitmonchan Rocky. The group then went to the "REAL" gym to get Matt's next badge.
REVIEW! That was simple, see above.