Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and Hitmonuzumaki. Kind of.
Matt and company were at the Saffron Gym to get a badge.
Matt: Ok team, ready to go!
Mew, Pat, Zapadose, Rock Lee, and Rocky: (Random Pokemon Names) Hellz Ya! (Damn it!)
The group then went inside the gym when the door slammed behind them.
Sabrina: Leave before I kill you!
Matt: Finally! A gym leader who understands my style of battling!
Sabrina: LEAVE!
Matt: NO! I want a battle!
Sabrina: Fine! But your life is as good as mine!
Matt: Fine with me! Want my body to?
Sabrina: Yes. I need to pleasure myself.
Matt: Want to do that before the battle?
Sabrina: No. I can't express emotion. It's part of my character.
Matt: Damn it. Let's battle!
Sabrina: Let's. Go Alakazam.
Matt: Mew! Let's kill this bitch! Mew use Super Apocalyptic Death Punch!
Mew then punched the air and a giant tornado of shadows appeared with spirts whaling to the tune of "Holla Back Girl" (The song that officially killed music!) Went heading toward Alakazam.
Mooreluv2006: Matt! I'm here to kill you!
Sabrina: Alakazam. Use psychic.
Alakazam then turned the tornado around and it hit Mooreluv2006. She was then thrown into the sky.
Mooreluv2006: Look's like Mooreluv2006 is blasting off again!
She then disappeared into a star of light in the sky.
Misty: That was the worst Team Rocket reference ever.
Brock: Yes, yes it was.
Matt: Mew! Use Transform!
Mew then took out a laser sword and chocked Alakazam without touching him and sliced his nuts off.
Sabrina: How did he turn into Darth Vader?
Matt: Magic!
Matt waved his hand.
Sabrina: OH YEAH! "Giggle"
Sabrina's pants suddenly bulged as a rabbit came out of her vagina.
Sabrina: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! How did you do that?
Matt: Magic.
Matt waved his hand.
Sabrina: OH YES! OH YEAH! DEEPER! YEAH DEEPER!
Her pants bulged again as 27 puppies ran out of her vagina.
Matt: Sorry, I keep forgetting that I don't have a hat.
Sabrina: Do that again! Except with a hippo.
Matt: YOU FUCKING CRAZY BITCH! THAT WOULD KILL YOU!
Sabrina: YOU'LL DO IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!
Sabrina then did a force choke.
Matt: Fine. Magic!
Matt then waved his hand
Sabrina: OH GOD YES! YES! YYYEEESSS! AHHHHHH!
Sabrina's pants suddenly bulged as a hippo stared coming out.
Sabrina: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Sabina's vagina exploded killing both her and the hippo.
Matt then walked up to her body and reached in-between her boobs and moved his hand up and down.
Matt: Where is that badge?
Misty then walked up to Matt and slapped him across the face.
Misty: IT'S NOT IN THERE PERVERT! SHE KEPT THEM IN THAT BUCKET FILLED WITH THEM RIGHT THERE!
She then grabbed his ear, grabbed a badge, and dragged him out of the gym.
Misty: Here's your gym badge. Now let's leave!
Matt: Fine. But let me do something before we leave.
Matt then took out a piece of paper a wrote "I did it! Signed, Gary"
Matt: Hahaha! Let's go!
Matt and company then went on their way to the next gym battle.
Hahahahaha! Take that Mooreluv2006! Not in the team yet are you! Meeps!