Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and the word Meeps!
Matt and company were going to there next gym and they decided to make camp. When Misty got up to take a piss Matt followed her, because he liked that kind of thing. Then he saw something terrible! Matt then ran back to camp.
Matt: Brock! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!
Brock: But why do...
Matt: No time to explain! Just run!
Matt and Brock ran to the top of the nearest mountain.
Brock: What's...going...on?
Matt: Brock...something...terrible...has...happened!
Brock: What?
Matt: Misty...is...having...her...period!
Brock: That's why you fucking made me run up here? I'm going back to camp!
Matt: Brock1 Wait!
But it was too late, Brock was already back at camp.
Brock: Hey Misty! Your up late!
Misty: ARE YOU FUCKING IMPLYING THAT I WAS FUCKING MASTURBATING!
Brock: No, I just..
Misty: SO YOUR SAYING THAT I CAN'T MASTURBATE!
Brock: No, It was just...
Misty: NOW YOUR SAYING THAT I WAS MASTURBATING! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! I'M NOT SHITTING YOU!
Misty then grabbed Brock and threw him. Brock landed right next to Matt on top of the mountain.
Matt: Oh way to fucktard! Now she's going to come here!
Matt and Brock saw a glowing red light coming toward them toppling trees in it's path.
Matt: God damn it! RUN!
Matt and Brock ran away very fast!
Brock: Who the fuck long do we have to run away from her?
Matt: Until she's done with her period, that should be about 4 days.
Brock: We have to run that fucking long!
Matt: Yes.
Matt and Brock ran for 5 days until Misty calmed down. They then regrouped and went on their way to the next gym.
You must revew! Obey ME! Sorry if I offened any chicks with this, wait, no I not!