Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and a big bag of crabs here!
Matt and company landed in Pallet Town at the exact same time Amy's vagina started bleeding.
Matt: Let's get out of this town as soon as possible!
Misty: Why? I thought you'd love being back home!
Ash: This isn't his home!
Matt: That's why.
Misty: What happened!
Brock: Yeah, what?
Matt: Well, it happened like this...
(Flashback starts here. Shown in badly drawn crayon.)
I was on a ship from my hometown, heading to Pallet to get a free pokemon because I heard that some retard just handed them out. When I arrived, I found out that I was 17 hours early, so I needed a place to crash. I met Ash, and he graciously offered his house. I then slept for 16 hours until Ash woke me up by trying to fuck me up the ass. I then kicked him in the nuts and ran to Oaks to get my pokemon, and the story goes on in chapter 1.
(Piece of Shit Flashback ends.)
Matt: Why is everyone looking at me like that?
Brock: Because no one believes that Piece of Shit Flashback of yours!
Matt: Why not?
Brock: Because it clearly said "Piece of Shit Flashback ends"
Matt: DAMN YOU MATT, THE AUTHOR, BLESS THE VERY CRAP HE WRITES! DAMN YOU!
Brock: Ok, Ash, what really happened.
Ash: It went like this...
(REAL Flashback begins.)
Matt had gotten off the boat, like he said, 17 hours early. He asked me if he could crash at my place, and I said no because I had just gotten home from anally raping all of the gym leaders, I had been a pokemon trainer for over a year, and I was planning to fuck my love partner, Gary, so I said no. He said that he would rape me as payment, so I said yes, mainly because I had grown tired of pitching because Gary only wanted to receive. There was only one Ketchem raped that night, which was my mom. Me and Gary could hear her moan all night long "Oh Matt! Oh Yes! I haven't been raped this hard since little Ashy was curios about vaginas! OH GOD YES!" Gary later broke up with me because of that, he was upset that I hadn't used my virginity on him, or some shit like that. The next day he left to go to Oak's house, he left my horny naked Mom on my floor. When I tried to get up, she woke up and raped me continuously! She just stopped now!
(REAL Flashback ends)
Matt: You fucking SERIOUS! I've gone for, like, 6 months!
Ash's Mom suddenly came outside, naked and horny, and ripped Ash's clothes off and pinned him on the ground. Matt, Mew, and Misty all laughed at Ash's cock size.
Ash's Mom: Bad boy, little Ashy! Mommy needs some pleasure! Stick your 3 inch wee-wee inside mommy!
Ash: Mom! It's at least 6 inches!
Misty: Oh no it's not!
Ash's Mom: The whores right dear!
Misty: I'm not a whore!
Matt: Yes you are! You had a glass of me and Mew's cum for breakfast this morning!
Misty: I fucking hate it when your right!
Ash's mom had already started raping Ash again.
Matt: Let's go!
Matt and company then went to the water edge, and then they found out that underneath Tangela's
tangles is a extremely hot chick! After 3 hours of masturbating, the group decided how to cross the water.
Matt: I have an idea!
Misty: NO! My vagina hasn't snapped back from the last time!
Matt: I have another idea! Go Mooreluv2006!
Mooreluv2006: Moore, Moore, Mooreluv...wait, I'm not a pokemon! I should kill you!
Matt: Listen! I'll avoid using you until you tell me what you meant by "Discussion"! I'm a guy and I'm an idiot! I can't take cues! (Note: I can only say that because I'm a guy! If I see a chick say it, I'll beat the living shit out of them!) Just take us across the water on your back, bitch!
Mooreluv2006: Yes master!...hey...wait...
Matt: Too late you already said it!
Mooreluv2006: Damn it!
Matt and company then rode Mooreluv2006 all the way to Cinnabar Island to get Matt's next badge. Mooreluv2006 had to be taken to the Pokecenter, because she was all hot and sweaty from being rode all the way there! (That's right, I went there!)
Seriously Mooreluv2006, I have no fucking idea what you ment by "Disscusion"! Please just fucking come out with it! I don't fucking like all of that poetry! JUST TELL ME, PLEASE! I LIKE PIE! MEEPS! THAT IS THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER SAY PLEASE! SO SAVORY THE MOMENT! MONKEYS! ALSO, REMEMBER TO REVIEW! BECAUSE FOR EVERY PERSON WHO READS THIS STORY AND DOESN'T REVIEW, MY ASIAN FRIEND MIKE DEEP-FRYS AND EATS A KITTEN!