Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and the right to hate muffins!
Matt and company were n the pokemon center because Mooreluv2006 had passed out from being rode for too long, and by to many people.
Nurse Joy: Matt,...I... have some bad news. It appears that Mooreluv2006 is...not a pokemon.
Matt: Gasp!
Nurse Joy: Shut the fuck up! You obviously knew she was human!
Matt: How'd you know?
Nurse Joy: The pokeball is clearly set to human!
Matt: Damn it!
Nurse Joy: Also, how the hell did she break her back?
Matt: Well it happened like this...
(Flashback starts. I like pie!)
We were just riding Mooreluv2006 to Cinnabar Island, Mew was steering by fucking her up the ass, when Pat suddenly popped out of his pokeball because he saw a school of fish.
Pat: Ummmmm! Fish!
Pat then jumped up bounced off her naked back and into the school. He then jumped back on with an armful of fish. We heard a snap when Pat got back on, but we ignored it. We then started a fire and cooked the fish. After we ate, I decided that she must be getting tired, so I returned Pat and flipped her over, because her back might be getting sore. I then, to Mew's great displeasure, took over the job of steering. It wasn't as effective as up the ass, but it worked. Mew then took a nap on her boobs and we arrived here.
(Flashback ends.)
Mooreluv2006 then slapped Matt outside the head!
Mooreluv2006: THAT"S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT HAPPENED! YOU AND YOUR MEW RAPED ME WHILE FORCING ME TO CARRY YOU ALL HERE! ALSO, MY BACK BROKE WHEN YOU SHOVED A STEAK UP MY ASS AND JAWS CAME AND FUCKING TRIED TO EAT ME!
Matt: Yes, but I did kill it by shooting it.
Mooreluv2006: WITH DEAD TYPHLOSION VAGINAS!
Matt: Ya, so?
Mooreluv2006: THAT'S BOTH DEMEANING TO WOMEN AND TYPHLOSIONS!
Matt: Fine! I'll let you have sex with my Snorlax to make up for it.
Mooreluv2006: Deal!
Mooreluv2006 then waited naked on the bed for Pat to come in.
Mooreluv2006, thinking: Snorlax big pokemon. Big pokemon big cocks! Hellz Yeah!
Pat then enter the room, seductively. When he removed the fat that covered his cock Mooreluv2006 let out a giggle.
Pat: Hey! Wait! It's not even fully erect yet! Just wait a second!
Mooreluv2006: (Giggle) It's ok, size isn't everything.
Matt, who was listening through the door, then burst out with laughter! Mooreluv2006 then slammed the door open.
Mooreluv2006: WHAT! DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER!
She had apparently forgot that she was naked, while she stood there in the doorway with her arms crossed. Matt instantly got a MASSIVE erection.
Matt, with jaw dropped: ...Uh...yes?
Mooreluv then noticed Matt had started masturbating, in turn, realizing she was naked. She quickly grabbed Matt, pulled him inside, and locked the door.
Mooreluv2006: OH YES! OH GOD YES! HARDER! HHAARRDDEERR!
Misty who was carrying two sodas and a bucket of popcorn and sat down in front of the door.
Misty: They must have started already. I wonder where Matt is?
Mooreluv2006: YES! YES! YYEESS!
Misty: That's weird. Matt normally loves hearing a chick climax. I wonder where he is.
Mooreluv2006: That was GREAT! Ready for another round?
Matt: Hellz Ya, baby, Hellz Ya!
Misty, shocked, then laid down in the hall and cried.
I hop your happy bitch! You made Misty cry! I like pie! Meeps! Someone review to tell me if I made this to un-funny.