Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and MUFFINS SUCK ASS!
Matt and com... right I stopped at a cliffhanger...uh...cont.
Mooreluv2006: That was FUCKING AWESOME!
Matt: I know,...wait. I have an idea!
Matt then left the bed and got a rope.
Mooreluv2006: What the fuck is that for?
Matt: To tie yo to the bed! You move around to much!
Mooreluv2006: WHAT!
Matt then tied her up, but not to the bed. He did one of those hog tied things. With the person laying face-down and their legs and arms tied all together above them.
Mooreluv2006: What the hell!
Matt then sliced her with a whip!
Matt: DON'T FUCKING USE MY WORD, BITCH!
Mooreluv2006: OW! OH YEAH RIGHT THERE!
Matt then sliced her again.
Matt: WHO'S MY BITCH!
Mooreluv2006: OH YES! I AM! OH GOD YES!
Matt then sliced her a third time.
Matt: ALSO, WHAT HAVE I FUCKING SAID ABOUT ENDING WORDS WITH THAT STUPID IE TO MAKE IT SOUND CUTE!
Mooreluv2006: OH YES! I won't do it again if you hit me again!
Matt then hit her again and started shoving muffins up her ass.
Matt: STILL FUCKING LOVE MUFFINS! JUST BECAUSE MUFFINS CAN BE USED A COCKS DOESN'T MEAN THEIR BETTER THEN PIES! WHICH CAN BE USED AS VAGINAS! (Bad American Pie reference.)
Mooreluv2006: OH YEAH! I'M FUCKING SORRY! JUST PUT IN ANOTHER DOZEN!
Matt then shoved another 11 muffins up her ass and shoved the 12th one in her mouth.
Matt: That should shut you and your muffin-loving ass up!
Matt then put his pants back on and ran out the door. He then tripped and slammed head-first into a wall.
Matt: WHAT THE FUCK WAS TH... Ahh Shit!
Matt saw Misty, who had fallen asleep in a puddle of her own tears, and strangely her own cum.
Matt: I am so screwed when she wakes up.
Matt then went to Brock's room to watch his t.v.
Matt: Hey Brock! Can I use your... t...v? What are you doing with Max, Nurse Joy, and a donkey?
Brock: What? Your thinking of Pokemon: The Horny Region.
Matt: Oh, can I watch your t.v.
Matt and Brock then watched G4's Late Night Peep Show.
Matt: This show is awesome.
Mew: Mew!
Brock: I liked Happy Tree Friends and Friends better.
Pat: They're the same fucking show, moron. G4 just changed the name when Barbed Wire Biscuit became Midnight Spank.
Brock: Oh.
Meanwhile, Misty woke up to the sound of Mooreluv2006 yelling.
Mooreluv2006: Wake up you stupid whore!
Misty: What?
Mooreluv2006: Your stupid boyfriend tied me up!
Misty, thinking: Good boy!
Image of Matt in Misty's head wags tail and get's his head scratched. Matt then walked in the bubble.
Matt, in Misty's head: NO!
Matt then took the dog version Matt and left Misty's head.
Mooreluv2006: Come on! Untie me! I can't move and I'm horny!
Misty: Can't move, eh?
Misty then licked her lips, cracked her fingers, and shed her pants while moving towards her.
3 hours later; Matt then decided that Misty had enough time to calm down, so he put on a cup and headed towards his room.
Matt: Hey Misty, I'm...WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE!
Misty was slowly shoving muffins up Mooreluv2006's vagina.
Mooreluv2006: OH YEAH MISTY! RIGHT UP THERE! THAT IS WHY I LOVE MUFFINS!
Misty: WHO'S MY BITCH!
Mooreluv2006: I'M YOUR BITCH! OH YES! YES! YYEESS!
It was at that point that Misty and Mooreluv2006 both noticed that Matt, Mew Brock, and Pat were masturbating to the whole thing.
Matt: Ok. Everyone ready to go?
Mew: Mew!
Brock: Sure.
Misty: Yeah.
Pat: Snorlax!
Mooreluv2006: Ok.
Matt then untied Mooreluv2006 and put her clothes back on and then they were on there way to get Matt's next badge.
There! Don't ever use my word again, Mooreluv! If you do, your going back in the pokeball bitch! I like pie! Meeps! When youReview say if you like pie or muffins! This will be easy, because only chicks like muffins, and Mooreluv is the only chick who reads this shit. Or is she? If she isn't sorry, but why?
