Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and Muffins still suck!
Matt and company were at the entrance to Blain's gym.
Matt: Let's go!
Mooreluv2006: I don't wanna!
Matt then hit her with the back end of a rifle.
Matt: Shut the fuck up, bitch!
Mooreluv2006: Owie! Why you do that?
Matt then hit her again.
Matt: Stop talking like a fucking 3 year old!
Mooreluv2006: Yes master,...hey, wait...
Matt: Too late! You already said it!
Mooreluv2006: Damn!
Matt: You ready Mew?
Mew: Mew!
Matt then went inside the gym.
Matt: I want to challenge the gm leader!
Blain: Eh! Get off my yard, young whippersnappers!
Matt: What?
Blain: Go Arcanine! Stop those hippies!
Matt: Go! Mooreluv2006!
Mooreluv2006: I thought I told you I wasn't a pokemon!
Matt: Shut the fuck up, bitch!
Mooreluv2006: Fine!
Matt: Mooreluv! Use...
Before Matt could give a command Blain's Arcanine had mounted Mooreluv2006.
Blain: This is wrong! Back in my day 15,000 candy bars cost a penny!
Blain then started masturbating to it.
Misty: Old Man Penis!
Everyone then started vomiting. Three hours later the Arcanine stopped.
Matt: You ok, Mooreluv?
Mooreluv2006: What do you think!
She pointed to her vagina, which was horribly stretched out and bleeding.
Matt: Holy shit!
Blain: Where am I? Who are you? And Where are my pants?
Suddenly a hot chick, with a black t-shirt and red hair, ran in.
Flannery: Stop the match!
Matt: What the hell!
Flannery: This match can't count until Grandpa takes his Altimers medication!
Matt: Where the fuck is it?
Flannery: He likes to test challengers, so he hid his medication in that spooky mansion filled with deadly fire-type pokemon!
Matt: Ok! Let's go!
Matt and company then set out to get Blain's medication in the spooky mansion.
Only one thing to say; REVIEW, REVIEW, AND REVIEW! PIE LOVERS UNITE! Also, I know the anime says that Blain is not Flannery's grandpa, but the games lead you to believe that!