Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and Muffins are just pastry didos!
Matt and company were at the gates of the spooky mansion.
Matt: You ready to go Mew!
Mew: Mew!
Mooreluv2006: You ready to go Umbreon!
Umbreon: Umbre-on! (Hellz Ya!)
Brock: You ready to go Susie!
Susie: Susie!
Misty: Ready to go Buterfree!
Buterfree, muffled: Buter, Buterfree! (Ok, I guess.)
Matt and company then entered the spooky mansion. Suddenly, the ghosts of Elvis, The Beetles, and Disco appeared.
Misty: AHHH! GHOSTS! WHO WE GONNA CALL?
Mew, dressed in a tan jumpsuit, threw a yellow and black stripped box which sucked all of the ghost in.
Matt and Mew, both in tan jumpsuits: We ain't 'fraid of no ghost!(All obvious Ghostbuster parody.)
Matt and company then caught a lot of fire type pokemon and grabbed Blain's medication. Back at the gym:
Matt: We have his medication!
Flannery: Good! Now the battle can begin!
Blain: I choose you! Magmar!
Matt: Go! Pat! Use Stink Torpedo!
Brock: What could he possible... EVERYONE DUCK!
Pat then aimed his ass at Magmar and the shot out a fart that condensed into a shining yellow spear. When the spear hit Magmar the fart exploded, knocking out Magmar and Pat, and blowing a hole in the ceiling.
Blain: That's it! Go, Phoenix!
A Moltres then popped out of a pokeball.
Matt: Holy Shit! A Moltres!
Matt then fired up the snag machine and threw a snag ball.
Matt: All right! I snagged Phoenix!
Misty: How the fucking hell did you do that! This isn't fucking Colosseum!
Matt: Do you think I care about the laws of physics! Me and Mew just became Ghostbusters for no apparent reasons a few lines ago!
Misty: Fine!
Blain: That is fucking messed up! It reminds me of the acid trip I had yesterday! I ended up fucking Flannery by accident, who was also hopped up on acid!
Flannery: Yeah, on acid!...Right.
Blain: Anyway,...Go! Arcanine!
Mooreluv2006 quicky duct taped her vagina.
Matt: Go! Mew!
Blain: Arcanine! Use Flamethrower!
Matt: Mew! Use Transform!
Mew then switched his watch and ripped Arcanine apart with his four arms.
Blain: Ow! My hip! What the hell is that?
Flannery: Holy shit! Your Mew just transformed into Ben 10, then ripped Grandpa's pokemon with Four Arms!
Blain: You win! But instead of a badge you can have hot, wild sex with my granddaughter.
Matt: Hellz Ya! I'll take the se...
Misty and Mooreluv2006 both hit him over the head with pico-pico hammers and grabbed by the ears, and dragged him up to Blain.
Misty & Mooreluv2006: HE'LL TAKE THE BADGE!
After they got Matt's badge and dragged him outside the gym, Matt got angry.
Matt: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
Misty & Mooreluv2006: WHAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO DO WAS DEMEANING TO WOMEN!
Matt: WHEN DO YOU CARE ABOUT WOMEN! YOUR BOTH DIRTY SLUTS!
Misty & Mooreluv2006: WE ARE NOT!
Matt: YOU BOTH HAD A GLASS OF ME AND MEW'S CUM FOR BREAKFAST TODAY!
Misty & Mooreluv2006: Damn! I hate it when he's right!
After that was settled, Matt and company went to get his next badge.
Matt: And where is that?
Matt, The Narrator: In Viridian City!
Matt: What the fuck! We were already in that city! Why didn't we just start there!
Matt, The Narrator: Because the game's plot is fucked up like that!
Matt: Damn it!
Matt, Mew, and Mooreluv2006 then climbed into Misty's vagina, tying Brock to her leg and took flight for Viridian City, and they entertained themselves by having group sex with Amy.
There it is! Now Review and tell me how great it is, or should I have Mike get out the kitten fryer! Review!