Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and PIES KICK ASS!
Matt and company had just finished flying AirMisty.
Misty: OH YES! OH YES! YYEESS!
Matt, Mew, Mooreluv2006, and Umbreon were suddenly drained out of Misty's vagina with a flood of clear liquid.
Matt: Never want to do that again!
Mew: MEW!
Mooreluv2006: Yeah!
Umbreon: UMBRE! UMBRE! ON! (I actually kid of liked it!)
Everyone just stared at Umbreon.
Mooreluv2006: HA! I told you you're a lesbian!
Umbreon: Umbre! (Damn it!)
Matt and company then went to the gates of the Viridian City Gym.
Matt: Ready Mew!
Mew: MMEEWW!
Matt and company then went inside the gym to find out that it was the inside of a cave with a giant thrown on the other side of the battle arena.
Matt: I could live here!
Mooreluv2006: Your not marrying Giovanni! Gay Marriage is illegal in Kanto!
Matt then hit her across the face with a flounder.
Matt: I didn't fucking mean it that way bitch!
Mooreluv2006: Why the fuck did you hit me with a fucking flounder!
Matt: Because the fucking mackerel wasn't fresh!
Mooreluv2006, starting to cry: You didn't have to yell!
Matt: Whatever bitch! Tears don't fucking work on me!
Mooreluv2006, stopped crying: Damn!
Matt: I WANT TO CHALLENGE THE GYM LEADER!
Giovanni: Fine! You shall fall like all before you!
Matt: Ash beat you!
Giovanni: I left three retards in control that day!
Matt: Oh, well, I'm still going to beat you!
Giovanni: Fine! Meet your death like all the others! 2 on 2 to start! Ready!
Matt: Hellz Ya!
Giovanni: Oookkk... Go Dugtrio and Rhydon!
Matt: Go! Rock Lee and Rocky!
Giovanni: Dugtrio, use dig! Rhydon, fill the hole up with surf!
Matt: Why the hell would he... ROCKY! ICEPUNCH! RIGHT UNDER YOU! NOW!
Rocky did as he was told, just as Dugtrio dug up behind him, bringing a geyser of muddy water with him, which immediately froze with Dugtrio inside it.
Matt: Rock Lee! Use Seismic Kick!
Rock Lee then kicked the ground causing a giant crack in the ground to appear, which filled up with water, and sucked Rhydon inside, knocking it out instanly.
Giovanni: Not bad kid, not bad. Return.
Matt: Whatever! Your weak! Return!
Giovanni: Nidoking, Go!
Matt: Go! Pat!
Giovanni: Nidoking, use Trihorn!
Matt: Pat! Use Flamethrower!
Giovanni: How the hell can a Snorlax use flamethrower?
Nidoking then shot three horn shaped air bullets from it's horn at Pat. They all hit, but disintegrated in his soft outer fat.
Matt: Haha! That's what you get for making up a move!
Pat then aimed his ass at Nidoking and took out a lighter.
Pat: Hey Matt! Check this out!
Giovanni: Did that Snorlax just talk?
Matt: I didn't hear anything.
Pat the lit the lighter and cut the biggest fart you would ever hear in your life. I mean, it was HUGE! It was like, if you were at a party, and you cut it, the people immediately around you would die, the other people in the room would pass out, and the other people in the house would run for their lives. The fart then caught on fire and headed strait towards Nidoking and Giovanni.
Giovanni: Ah shit. Fire shields deploy!
Immediately, a thick black shield came up on the thrown side of the arena which blocked the blast, Nidoking, however, wasn't so lucky. He was burnt to a pile of ashes, which were blown away by a gust of wind. The shields went down.
Giovanni: That kind of sucks.
Matt: Haha! I'm whooping you!
Giovanni: No, I've been toying with you. I still have some tricks up my sleeve.
Matt: I like to see you try and rip my nuts off!
Giovanni: I don't even want to go near your nuts!
Matt: That's what she said!
Matt, Mew, Pat, Misty, Amy, Buterfree, Brock, Susie, Mooreluv2006, and Umbreon all laughed hysterically.
Giovanni: That's it. Time to bring out the big guns. Go, Electabuzz, Magmar, and Jynx.
Matt: That all! Go Zapadose, Mini-Fonz, and Phoenix!
The three legendary birds all came out and ate the pokemon of their respected types.
Giovanni: You have legendaries! I'll show you legendary! I WILL NOT LOSE! GO! MEWTWO!
A human-sized pokemon with a metal helmet and tubes connected to everything. Mew suddenly spiked all it's fur and growled ferociously.
Mew: MEW!
Matt: You want to take him?
Mew: MEW!
Matt: Ok. GO! MEW!
Giovanni did a spit take.
Giovanni: THE REAL FUCKING MEW! I FUCKING LOOKED FOR YEARS AND ALL I COULD FIND WAS AN EYEBROW! THAT'S HOW I MADE THIS CLONE! Let's see what's better, the original, or my superior clone!
Matt: Mew! Use Transform!
Giovanni: MEWTWO! MIMIC!
(Note: All pokemon dialog will be translated.)
Mew and Mewtwo then dueled with light sabers, until Mewtwo had Mew at the edge of a cliff.
Mewtwo: Come Mew! Join me on the dark side! Together we shall rule!
Mew: No! You killed my clone!
Mewtwo then removed his black helmet.
Mewtwo: No Mew! I am your clone!
Mew: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mew then quickly sliced of Mewtwo's head with his light saber and sat down and cried.
Mew: The only one like me in the world, and I had to kill him! WHY!
(Translating done.)
Misty: What the hell happened?
Brock: I think they just reenacted a scene from Star Wars, except with a major plot twist, but it's hard to tell when it's in poketalk.
Matt, Pat, Umbreon, and Mooreluv2006 were all huddled together, crying.
Pat, wiping a tear: That was...beautiful!
Matt: You said it!
Mooreluv2006: Hellz Ya!
Umbreon: Umbre, Umbre! (Would have been better with a lesbian sex scene!)
Matt and Pat: Damn strait!
Mooreluv2006: Shut up! You fucking lesbian!
Mew then went back to normal and went to Matt's side.
Mew: Mew?
Matt: Yeah, we should probably go.
Matt then walked up to Giovanni, who was in the fetal position, rocking back and forth.
Giovanni: My ultimate pokemon, killed!... 20 years, $3 billion dollars of research, down the drain... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Matt then took the badge and left.
Misty: Is Giovanni ok?
Matt: No, he went insane. Must be a sore loser.
Misty: I guess.
Matt and company then went to the front gate of the pokemon league, the gateway to the end.
Matt: This should be easy!
Geeze, that was long! THAT'S RIGHT! I skipped over Virctiry Road, because, as you've noticed, I don't do caves! Please Review! Or should Mike have his Cristmas Dinner early this year?