Eiri's Notes: Yay the fun side effects of being pregnate!

Sasuke2006: Heh, Naruto thinks back to what happened and yeah Kyuubi-san was laughing.

darkangel36: I hope the world doesn't end! Then you'd never know they ending. -takes cookies-♥

celestial-alchemist14: Yep it's always worth it in my stories

platinumvamp24: don't stop laughing is good!

FMA-lover16: I shall

Yazumi skulls: yay laughter, that's always good

blue-genjutsu: Thx I hope that was better than the other one when I had writers block.

Silvermane1: is that all you have to say? TT.TT you could write me a little bit more, I love reading from you guys all the time.

Ph: yeah, cravings are probbably going to be coverd in this and partly the next chappy.

Tashayar-chan: No probs, that's probbably what I'd do i'd do if I found out I was pregnate. Faint XD.

Smut-rut: yay I guess you guys liked this smutt scene better then, ne?

ravemastaj: but if he just stood there then it wouldn't have been funny.

dut: you'll find out XP

Midnight Shining Star: yeah life's going to be fun now.

firebretaher339: Okies I say hi back -waves- Ohayo! Um... I think Sasuke wants to answer this. Sasuke -pops knuckles- He's my Naru-kun!

Snirp: -bows- Thank you, I try.

Arimi Kinamoto: I don know he does stuff while you don't look.

crazy yaoi fangirl: That's what I imagened him doing. Heck if I heard my bf was preg I'd faint, too. XD

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((Last Time))

Naruto finally came out of the room, his face was pale as if he'd seen a ghost. Tsunade came out shaking her head, this only made Sasuke's mind leap to the extreames. Was Naruto secretly ill and about to die? Tsunade turned she smiled then patted Sasuke on the shoulder, the next thing Tsunade said made Sasuke's eyes grow three times as big.

"Congrats you're a to-be-father." Sasuke's eyes rolled back and he fainted.

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Nine Months of My life

Chapter-21

"So Naruto what made you come to me about the pregnacy?" Tsunade asked as the nurses carried Sasuke into a hospital room.

"Well..."

---In The Restroom of The Ichi Raku Noodle Bar---

Naruto sat down in the stall a smile broad across his face.

Oi, Kyuubi-san! Guess what?

What damn it! I was sleeping.

Geeze! Well I was thinking you never kept up with what you said.

Oh I didn't now? The Kyuubi smirked showing more of his sharp teeth. Well I guess now's as good a time as any to break the news to you.

What news? Naruto's heart began to race with every passing moment.

Oh just the news that you are a month pregnate.

"WHAT!" WHAT THE HELL! HOW...how can I be pregnate? I'm a guy, not a girl!

Ah... you where right, but I used my chakara and so right now you're actually a girl. The Kyuubi began to laugh as Naruto rushed out of the bathroom and ran to the booth.

---Hokage Tower---

"Yeah, that's how I found out." Naruto began to laugh nerviously as Tsunade just shook her head and drank more sake than she ought to.

Sasuke opened his eyes, he sat up in the bed he rested his head in his hands. "This has got to be some twisted dream."

"You're not the only one who wishes that." Sasuke looked over and saw Naruto standing by the wall. "Tsunade said that since I'm well you know I can't go on any more missions. Kuso, well on the good side your family line is continuing." Naruto sighed Damn Kyuubi, you got me good this time.

"Naruto coi."(Naruto come) Naruto raised from the wall and walked over to Sasuke's bed. When Sasuke had moved so that Naruto could sit beside him Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto's neck. "I love you no matter what, remember that cause I don't repeat myself." Naruto nodded then kissed Sasuke on the cheek.

"Lets go then." Naruto stood up and waited on Sasuke to get out of the bed, when he did they walked side by side down the halls, headed for the Uchiha Manor.

---A Few Weeks Later At The Uchiha Manor---

"Naruto! What are you eating!" Sasuke stopped at he kitchen and saw Naruto standing about to take a bite out of his latest concoction. Naruto slightly galred then spoke.

"It's celery with peanutbutter, sprinkles, and iceing." He quickly shoved the celery stick into his mouth before Sasuke could stop him.

"Ew, Naruto that's disgusting!" Naruto smiled then began to lick his fingers getting off the leftover iceing on his hand.

"No, not really it's sweet and crunchy." Naruto finished licking the icing off his fingers then waltz out Sasuke shook his head. His last few days have been crazy. First Naruto didn't eat really strange things, but it's gotten insane.

((Flash Back))

Konohona was having a banquet for the leaf ninjas finding and capturing Kabuto. Naruto and Sasuke where among those that where invited.One thing they shouldn't have had was an all you can eat banquet, Naruto cleared it out.

"I'd like to thank all those that crunch crunch. Who is that?" The house lights came on and Naruto was the only one still eating. "Naruto could you keep it down? I do have a speech to give." Naruto stopped looked up and then began to cry.

"You don't care about anyone but yourself, you...you big meany!" Naruto stood up and ran out of the building, with Sasuke right on his tail.

"Wait Naruto he didn't mean it, really!"

((back))

Sasuke sighed this was going to be a long eight months.

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Eiri's Notes: The food Naruto was eating is actually really good. I've tried it before. I just don't recimend that you eat it, unless you are used to eating weired things. It tastes super sweet and has the veggie crunch to it, too. Any other wiered things that you think Naru-kun might crave?