Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and... EWWW! Why are you masturbating to this! THAT'S SICK! Leave right now! Ok! You've stopped, enjoy the story, but wipe the liquid off the screen first!
Matt and company were about to fight when we last left, (Like a week ago! I know! But I've been on vacation!) So let's just go back to that...
Lorelei: Go! Raw19!
Matt: Go! Rock Lee!
Mooreluv2006: Wait... doesn't Raw19 review this fic?
Matt, The Author: Yeah, he on the contest. It was Megas XLR.
Mooreluv2006: Living here in Jersey
Fighting villains from afar
You've gotta find first gear
In your giant robot car
You dig giant robots
I dig giant robots
We dig giant robots
Chicks dig giant robots
Nice!
Matt, The Author, bless the very crap he writes, then slapped Moorluv2006
Matt, The Author: Shut up! You stupid bitch!
Moorluv2006 started crying. Matt then it her with the butt off a rifle.
Matt, The Author: I told you! Crying doesn't fucking work on me bitch!
He then disapeered in a puff of pie-colored smoke.
Mooreluv2006: Damn!
Her Umbreon the immediately started humping her leg at full force.
Mooreluv2006: Hey get of my... Ah screw it!
She then took her Umbreon, still humping the air, and shoved it in her pants. She then went to sleep after a long session of moaning.
Raw19: Yeah! I get a speaking part...
Matt: Rock Lee! Use Incredibly Over-Powered Nut Kick!
Rock Lee then walked over to Raw19, lit his foot on fire, farted on it, and kicked Raw19 in the nuts, causing Raw19 to split into two pieces.
Lorelei: Oh well, Go! Lapras!
Matt: Go! Rocky!
Lorelei: Lapras! Use Ice Beam!
Matt: Rocky! Use Fire Punch Left, and Thunder Punch Right!
Rocky the hit the Ice Beam with his left, melting it, and then again with his right, electrocuting Lapras.
Lorelei: That's it! Go Jynx!
Matt: Go Pat!
Jynx then grabbed Pat's penis, as small as it may be, and shoved it into her!
Jynx: Jynx, Jynx, JJJYYYNNNXXX! ( I NEED SEX NOW! THAT BITCH OVER THERE ONLY HAS LESBIAN SEX WITH ME! I NEED PENIS!)
Matt: Well if you insist...
Matt then ripped off his pants and started humping the hell out of Jynx.
Jynx: Jynx! Jynx! JYNXXX! (Moans of shear pleasure.)
When Matt pulled his penis out, he noticed that it was covered in blood.
Matt: Ah, shit!
Jynx: Jynx, Jyn-Jyn! (Matt, That was great! Don't ever leave me!)
Matt, pointing at Pat: He called you fat!
Jynx: JYNX! (He what!)
Jynx then used Self-Destruct next to Pat, knocking them both out.
Lorelei, looking at Matt's cock: Oh well. Matt, let me help clean you off.
Lorelei then started sucking Matt's cock.
Matt: Right there! That's the spot!...Damn.
It was at that moment that he cummed, and he didn't have time to get his cock out of her mouth,
causing some of it to stay in her mouth, some to smear around her lips, and some to stay on his cock.
Matt: Sorry about that.
Lorelei: It's ok!
She then licked the cum of her lips and his cock, then swallowed all of the cum.
Lorelei: Delicious! I want more!
Matt: Ok, but I have to battle the next guy.
Lorelei: Whatever.
Matt then put on his pants and waled trough te door to his next battle.
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