Eiri's Notes: Wow there where some really strange things in those emails. Thanks for the ideas.

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto- just story

blue-genjutsu: chocolate pizza eww... XD

Seshiru Airi: Thanks hope you enjoy this chapter too.

darkangel36: I don't think the sandwhich is that strange, the lemons w/ whipped cream maybe.

Mikarin: wow thats a lot thanks I may use these later on.♥

Requiem For The Innocent: ew... my mom ate hot sauce with me.

Sasuke2006: The only ones who know Naruto's pregnate are: Naruto, Sasuke, Tsunade, and Shizune.

Dark Iasha: Thanks for the idea I used it for this chapter. lots of ♥

platinumvamp24 : a singing Sasuke huh? hermm...I might yeah I justmight

Midnight Shining Star: maybe he's learned to deal w/ the mood swings.

Snirp: I've found a trend chocholate..XD

firebretaher339: oops about what? Thanks for reviewing, tho. Hope you enjoy this chapter, too.

oTT-TTo : wow thanks for catching that I must've skipped over it.

i no i no : I shall try

crazy yaoi fangirl: I didn't have any ideas what he should eat, so I went after what kind of things I liked,

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You'll Never Believe This

Chapter-22

"Na...Naruto? What are you doing here?" Sakura asked suprised to see Naruto answering he Uchiha's door.

"I'm house sitting." More like sitting around the house! The Kyuubi laughed. "Well I guess come on in Sasuke shouldn't mind too much." Sakura nodded then entered after Naruto, they walked into the living room and sat down. "Would you like tea or anything Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked as he walked towards the kicthen.

"Tea sounds good." Naruto smiled then in a few minutes he returned with the tea.

"So what brings you out here, to Sasuke's dark and scary coner of town?" Naruto chuckled to himself then sat down.

"Well." Sakura shifted a little in the seat. "Sasuke or you for that matter haven't been training with me or Kakashi-sensei, in what seems like forever. I was worried that Sasuke might be sick, and Naruto what in the world are you eating?" Naruto had his version of a sunde infront of him, in it was brocolli, ice cream, pickles, chocolate syurp, whipped cream, bananas, lemons, and a cherry. He had it just a few inches away from his mouth when Sakura had noticed. He sat the spoonful back into the bowl and puffed.

"It's really good. I've had other strange things." He shrugged then began to eat.

"NARUTO, I"M HOME!" Sasuke yelled from the gate doors. Naruto perked up and walked to the door, with Sakura following him.

"Oi, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura ran past Naruto and hugged Sasuke around the neck. If Sakura could have seen behind her she'd of seen a raging Naruto.

"Sa..Sakura what are you doing here?" Sasuke said when she finally let go of his neck and helped him with the bags.

"I was worried about you. You wouldn't believe the nerve of some people saying you and Naruto are together, and when neither of you showed up for weeks I began to wonder myself."

"Well, Sakura you shouldn't have to worry Naruto's just house sitting for me."

"Well that's good." She smiled then turned seeing Naruto after his sunde again about gagged. Sasuke saw this and frowned.

"Naruto! What have I told you about eating this stuff. It's not healthy for the..." He cut himself off before Sakura found out anything, but the sudden stop only intreaged her more.

"The what Sasuke?" She walked closer examing the two.

"Nothing Sakura-chan." Naruto waved his hands in front of his face. He winced ready for the hit when Sakura threatend him, but Sasuke stepped between the two.

"Alright Sakura... We'll tell you." She backed up her eyes wide in fear of what she didn't want to here.

"Sakura, I don't know how it happend, but Naruto's pregnate."

"He...he's WHAT!" She lept forward and grabbed Sasuke by the shoulders. "What do you mean pregnate? He's a guy!" Sasuke peeled Sakura's fingers out of his shoulders.

"Yes that is true he is a guy but somehow he got pregnate. He's about two months along right now."

"Please Sasuke you know how I got pregnate!" Naruto huffed then stormed out of the room. Sakura turned a puzzled look towards Sasuke he shrugged.

"He'll be back shortly and be sorry. It's the mood swings, I couldn't take it at frist like at the banquet, but I've gotten used to it."

"So he really is? This isn't some kind of joke you two cooked up?"

"Sakura. I doubt Naruto would eat anything but ramin, and look what he's trying to stuff down his face now." He pointed to the half eaten sunde. "Just promise me one thing, say Naruto's house is under repairs, but don't tell anyone about this, ok?"

"Sure Sasuke. I guess I'd better be going now, I was worried about you that's all."

"YEAH I SEE YOU'RE JUST WORRIED ABOUT HIM!" Naruto yelled down the hall.

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"Hey Ino, it's Sakura. You'll never believe this...

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Eiri's Notes: Just like a woman, too. Can't keep a secret quiet for long, but I'm not dissin' any women out there just a typical thing. Well thanks agian for all the gross food ideas.