Lincoln and Lynn took a walk down the beautiful park, enjoying the scenery and taking in the radiant sun. Seeing people being around their loved ones, whether it's their families or their boyfriends and girlfriends, made their day even better. However, no matter how lovely and beautiful the day turned out or how wonderful the park was, nothing made their day more wonderful than being with each other. Feeling their hearts beating with joy, Lincoln and Lynn held hands and smiled when they looked into each other's eyes. Since nobody really knew the Louds at the park, Lincoln and Lynn felt it was okay to show their affections for each other just a little bit. Not too obvious, however.
"It's such a beautiful day, Lynn. What do you feel like doing today?"
"Let's head to the roller-skating rink. I want to teach you some killer-moves I picked up from my roller derby teammates!"
"Sounds pretty cool! Come on, let's go! Whoever gets there last is a rotten egg!"
"You're on, Lincoln!" Lincoln and Lynn started sprinting towards the roller-skating rink, which wasn't too far from where they are. Just when they were halfway there, Lincoln saw something peculiar peeking out of the bushes. Lincoln stopped at his tracks and stared at the bushes strangely. Lynn had to do a 180 and run back to her love.
"Hey, what's wrong, Lincoln? Why did you stop running? We were dead-even at the race."
"There was something in the bushes, Lynn. For a moment, I thought I saw a pair of… binoculars."
"Eh, it could be just your imagination. Come on, Lincoln! Let's go!"
"Yeah, you're probably right. Let's get going!" Lincoln and Lynn continued to head to the rink. Soon after they headed off, Lori and Luan popped their heads out of the huge bush. Lori watched Lincoln and Lynn run off to the rink through her binoculars while Luan set her trusty video camera on their younger siblings.
"Phew. That was close. I thought Lincoln almost caught us."
"Lori, why can't you find your own bush to hide in? As a matter of fact, why bother tagging along with me? No offense, but I can do this by myself."
"I know, Luan. It's just that I want to make sure everything will go smoothly! I need to really confirm that what I suspect is true."
"And what do you suspect, Lori?"
"That Lincoln and Lynn have become a romantic item, that's what, Leni. W-wait. LENI?" Lori and Luan turned around in shock to see Leni right behind them, waving to them in a very innocent manner. Their hearts were beating from Leni's surprise appearance since she didn't make a sound. Perhaps hanging around with Lucy taught Leni a thing or two about the art of stealth.
"Leni, what are you doing here?" Luan asked, lowering her camera.
"Well, I thought about taking a walk around the park and grabbing a hot dog, and then I saw you two in a bush. Speaking about bushes, why are you two hiding in a bush?" Leni asked. Lori began to feel flustered, losing her patience with her younger sibling.
"Leni, we have no time for this. We need to spy on Lincoln and Lynn to see if there's any foul play going on."
"Foul? Are they in a mood for chicken? I can really cook up an extremely delicious cuisine with poultry! I learned a few cooking tips from dad and I can-"
"Leni, not now! Aw, man! They're gone! Way to go, Leni. We lost them. Now we gotta find those two before they get too far from us," Lori stated. Lori and Luan jumped out of their bushes and wore trench coats, a pair of sunglasses, and a nice hat to go with their coats.
"Ooooh, you guys look so cool! You make me think of that awesome movie, 'Cloak & Dagger'! I love this spy stuff! Why don't I head back home and grab my-"
"Leni, don't do anything. Don't do a damn thing at all." Lori removed her sunglasses and massaged the temples of her own head, feeling the strain from Leni's meddling.
"Leni… just walk around as if you didn't see us. Please… just stay out of trouble, okay?" Without waiting for a response, Lori and Luan walked off, leaving Leni all alone.
"Okay, see you guys later! Let me know how it goes!" Leni called out. Lori growled to herself when she set her eyes on the overly optimistic Leni.
"… That girl is going to ruin everything…" Lori whispered to herself.
Lynn skated down the roller-skating rink like a true pro, gliding down the rink like the art of skating was nothing close to a challenge. As she skated on, she stopped at her tracks and turned around to see how Lincoln was doing. She smiled when she watched Lincoln struggle with balancing on his own skates. After a few strides, there were times he looked as if he was about to land right on his butt.
"Hey, Lincoln. Are you doing all right? Do you need any help?" Lynn called out.
"Nah, I'm okay, Lynn. I'm doing just fi-" Lincoln lost his footing and ended up falling flat on his face.
"Lincoln!" Lynn skated at top speed to check on her boyfriend. When Lincoln turned over to lie on his back, Lynn bent down and offered him her hand. When Lynn tried to pull him up, she ended up falling flat on top of Lincoln. The impact knocked the wind out of both of the teenagers. Lincoln and Lynn couldn't help but laugh at their own clumsiness.
Sitting on the bleachers, the well-disguised Lori was watching Lincoln and Lynn while pretending to read the newspaper. Lori took out her walky-talky and began to speak into it.
"This is Momma Bear to Goldilocks. Goldilocks, do you read me, over?" Lori said.
" /This is Goldilocks to Momma Bear. I read ya. Over./" Luan responded.
"Excellent. I want you to stick to those two like glue. Don't let them out of your sight, and don't let them know it's you, okay?"
" /You can count on me, Momma Bear. I'm recording every move they make as we speak. Over and out./" When Luan hung up, Lori continued to keep a watchful eye on Lincoln and Lynn from far away.
"… I don't know what he sees in her," Lori whispered to herself.
Luan put her walky-talky away and continued to record Lincoln and Lynn having a good time. Still wearing her disguise to keep her identity secret, Luan kept the 'love birds' in her line of sight while recording them in secrecy. Her skating skills were nowhere as good as Lynn's but she still maintained silent pursuit of her main targets. There were times she questioned Lori's suspicions about Lincoln and Lynn having a taboo relationship. Never did she see Lincoln and Lynn express any sense of intimacy for each other. Usually, Lynn seemed to view Lincoln as either a workout partner for her daily athletic routines or just a nice little brother she could hang out with once in a while.
However, all that changed after the horrible incident at the baseball field deep within the park. Ever since Lincoln saved Lynn's life from those evil young men, the two seemed to have become virtually inseparable. Lincoln preferred to hang out with Lynn instead of helping Luna tune her guitars, or playing with Lola and Lana in the game of Tower Siege, or assisting with Lisa's experiments, or even being her own assistant for Funny Business, Inc. Regretfully, Lincoln quit the job and left Luan no other choice but to rehire Leni as her assistant. But why would he be with Lynn far more often than any other sister? What makes her more special to Lincoln than all the other sisters?
Suddenly, a question popped into Luan's head: could she actually be… jealous? Such a question made her laugh out loud to herself.
"No way! There's no way I'd be jealous of Lynn! Lincoln's attention to me isn't that important… is it?"
"I don't know. You tell me." Luan got completely startled and nearly dropped her video cam. When she turned a 180, she saw Leni right in front of her and wearing a very flashy roller derby outfit. Despite being as dumb as a doorknob, Leni was surprisingly doing pretty well in the art of roller-skating.
"Leni, will you stop catching us by surprise like that?!"
"Oh, you're using the camera again! Why not take a break from recording those two and record me skating! I'm like doing so much better than last year! Remember the time I skated and I ended up falling into a pit of mud? Lana was like so jealous I got more mud on me than on herself and-"
"Leni, get out of the way! I can't get a good shot of those two!" Whenever Luan tried to get a recorded shot of Lincoln and Lynn being together, Leni just got right into the camera-shot and showed off some of her skating skills. The damn camera-hog kept getting in the way of Luan's camera, making it nearly impossible to get any shot of Lincoln and Lynn. Luan had an idea.
"Well, would you look at that! It's Justin Bieber!" Luan shouted, pointing away from Lincoln and Lynn's direction.
"JUSTIN BIEBER? WHERE? I LIKE SO CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S HERE! EEEEEEEEEHHH!" Leni did an about face and blasted right towards the direction Luan pointed. Luan let out a breath of relief when Leni left, but to her disappointment Lincoln and Lynn disappeared.
"Oh, crap. I lost them. Leni Loud…." Luan growled. Feeling frustrated, Luan grabbed her walky-talky and pressed a button.
"This is Goldilocks to Momma Bear. I lost the bees: I repeat, I lost the bees."
" Aw, damnit. I saw Lincoln and Lynn leave the rink and are now heading towards the ice cream truck. You can't miss it, Goldilocks. It's 50 meters northwest./"
"Copy that, Momma Bear. Goldilocks is on the hunt. Over and out." Luan skated to the one in charge of the rink to return her skates, feeling flustered she lost her main targets.
Lincoln and Lynn sat on a nice bench to enjoy their ice creams. Lincoln had a scoop of vanilla on a waffle cone while Lynn had a scoop of cookies 'n cream on a sugar cone. After taking a few licks of their ice cream, they offered each other some of their ice cream. Lynn brought her ice cream close to Lincoln's face. As soon as he was about to take a lick of her ice cream, Lynn poked her ice cream right into his nose.
"Hey!" Lincoln exclaimed. Lynn laughed hysterically.
"You look so silly, Lincoln. You look as if you-" Lincoln smudged some of his own ice-cream onto Lynn's nose and got some on her chin as well. Both of the teens laughed when they took a good look at each other's faces covered with a little ice cream.
Hiding behind a tree, Luan continued to spy on Lincoln and Lynn with her trusty cam. Luan couldn't help but smile to herself when she watched Lincoln and Lynn have a good time.
"I think Lori overreacted. I don't see anything suspiciously taboo between those two. Seriously, what in the world made her think that something… romantic is going on between Lincoln and Lynn? That… that's just silly!" Luan said to herself, letting out her trademark laughter. However, her laughter came to a total halt when she watched Lincoln and Lynn gaze into each other's eyes and began to blush. The two young teenagers lowered their ice cream and began to bring their lips closer and closer to each other. Luan's heart began to pound faster as she watched her younger siblings look as if they were about to kiss. The comedian's face began to blush as she zoomed in closer to see if Lincoln and Lynn were actually going to kiss.
"… Oh my…" Luan said to herself. Just as their lips were only an inch away, Leni popped out of nowhere and completely blocked the camera.
"Luan, I can't find Justin Bieber anywhere! Where did he go? Is it my breath? Or is it my hair? I know I brushed my teeth thoroughly, and my hair looks-"
"LENI, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY! Can't you see I'm trying to record Lincoln and Lynn? Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?" Luan gasped and shut her mouth with her free hand. From that moment, she realized she completely blew her cover. When she peeked from her hiding spot behind the tree, she saw Lincoln and Lynn staring at Luan and Leni, faces blushing deeply. After taking another bite of his ice cream, Lincoln began to march right towards Luan, wearing a really angry face. Lynn was right behind Lincoln, just as enraged as her brother now boyfriend.
"Luan Loud, what's the big idea!" Lincoln shouted.
"You got a lot of explaining to do, Luan!" Lynn shouted.
"Uh… ehehehehe. Hiya, guys. I… uh… just wanted to record some good-quality family moments, that's all." Lincoln and Lynn threw away their ice cream and began to crack their knuckles. Luan felt a bead fo sweat drip down her forehead.
"Leeeeet theeeere be peeeeeaceeeee on Eeeaaaaarrrrrth…. And let it begin… with MEEEEEEE…" Luan's song was nowhere close to convincing.
"LET'S GET HER!" Lincoln screamed. Lincoln and Lynn let out a war-cry and rushed right towards Luan. Luan let out a shriek and started running off, leaving Leni behind.
"Oh, hi Lincoln! Hi, Lynn! How are you guys…" Lincoln and Lynn ran right past Leni, eyes focused on their comedic prey.
"… doing? Oh well. Have fun having a nice run around the park!" Leni shouted out, waving to them all. Luan was starting to feel the burn when she was running at high speed away from Lincoln and Lynn, afraid that they might catch up with her. To make matters worse, Lincoln and Lynn grabbed for themselves a huge tree branch that'd be strong enough to knock anyone clean out.
"Would it be enough to say I'm really sorry?" Luan asked.
"NO!" Lincoln and Lynn screamed.
Lori took off her hat and sunglasses and massaged her head a little, feeling a bit stressed from spying on her younger siblings. Just as she sat on a nice bench to relax, she heard Luan speaking to her through the walky-talky. Lori whipped it out to listen in on Luan's report.
"This is Momma Bear to Goldilocks. What's going on? Did you get any dirt on Lincoln and Lynn?"
" /Goldilocks to Momma Bear! My cover got blown! I repeat: MY COVER GOT BLOWN!/"
"Aw shit! Goldilocks, tell me your coordinates! Where are you?" Luan ran right behind Lori.
"One feet right behind ya, Momma Bear!" Luan announced. Lori looked strangely at Luan running away with her camera in hand. When she looked behind herself, she saw a highly pissed off Lincoln and Lynn running after Luan, armed with huge tree branches and waving them around like battle-clubs! Lincoln and Lynn locked their blood-red eyes right onto Lori! Lori shrieked and ran off as well, joining Luan and hoping she wouldn't get clobbered by either of her younger siblings.
From there on in, Lincoln and Lynn chased Lori and Luan all over the entire park. It was as if it was yet another episode of The Benny Hill Show. First, Lincoln and Lynn chased Lori and Luan all over the roller-skating rink without any roller-skates. Then they chased after their elder siblings throughout the replica of the Ninja Warrior obstacle course. Then the young lovers chased after their elders on the wild rapids by raft. No matter where they went, Lincoln and Lynn stuck to them like glue!
"Luan! I got an idea!" When they made a sharp left, Lori opened the dumpster and jumped right in. Luan followed suit and jumped in as well. Soon after they shut the dumpster door good, Lincoln and Lynn ran right past the dumpster. Luan and Lori slowly peeked out of the dumpster to see if it was safe.
"Lori… I think we lost them." Luan whispered.
"Luan, did you get any dirt on those guys?" Lori asked.
"Not as much dirt and gunk we have on ourselves," Luan said, laughing lightly to herself. Lori let out a silent swear.
"Oh, that's just great! How much worse can it possibly get?" Suddenly, a garbage truck picked up the dumpster Lori and Luan were in and began to dump the garbage right into the truck.
"… You just had to ask!" Luan said. In a split second, Lori and Luan got dumped along with the rest of the garbage into the garbage truck.
At the Loud House, Lucy was watching a little bit of the TV show called "Supernatural." When she heard the doorbell ring, Lucy opened the door, only to see an extremely filthy Lori and Luan walk right in. They were completely covered with garbage, and a green filthy stench flowed right off of their bodies.
"… What the hell happened to you two?" Lucy asked.
"Don't ask." Lori said, heading upstairs.
"Please, just…. Don't ask," Luan said as well, also heading upstairs.
Meanwhile, Lincoln and Lynn were in Lincoln's bedroom. Leaning onto the back of the bed's backboard, Lincoln wrapped his arms around Lynn's body as she leaned her back nicely against Lincoln's chest. Feeling all warm and safe in her brother's arms, Lynn held gently onto Lincoln's hands and rested the back of her head on Lincoln's shoulder.
"Lincoln… I'm worried. I think they're really onto us," Lynn said.
"I'm worried too, Lynn. We have to find a way to make them think there's nothing going on between us."
"But how are going to pull that off? What are going to do?" Lincoln gave Lynn a nice kiss on the cheek to give her a little comfort. Lynn repositioned herself to face Lincoln and gave her beloved a lovely kiss on the lips. Wanting to put their fears away, Lincoln and Lynn lied down in bed, embraced each other and kissed each other passionately. Closing their eyes, they pried their mouths wide open and let their tongues swirl into each other's mouths. After minutes of tonsil-hockey, they broke from their very kiss and embraced each other, hoping they would find a way out of their mess.
"Don't worry, Lynn. We'll find a way out of this… somehow…"