Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and a pie, it's delicious!

Matt and company were at the door to the next room.

Matt: Everyone ready?

Lorelei: Yes.

Matt then slapped her outside the head.

Matt: Don't talk with your mouth full!

Pat: How come I don't get any?

Matt: Because you're a fat ass!

Pat: Wah!

Matt then shoved a grenade down his throat.

Matt: Crying doesn't fucking work on me, bitch!

Mooreluv2006, waking up from her lesbian sex nap: That's our joke!

Matt: Shut up bitch!

Mooreluv2006: Yes master!...hey wait...

Matt: Too late! You already said it!

Mooreluv2006: God damn t!

Mew, fucking Susie: Mew, Mew, MMEEWW!

Matt: How the hell could you fucking talk, anyway?

Pat: Uh,...Snorlax!

Matt: Let's go!

Matt and company then went inside, catching Bruno in a compromising position. Bruno was on the gayest conga line you will ever see, with a naked guy and two heavily-viagradated Machamps.

Pat: That looks like fun!

Everyone looked at Pat, and the incredibly gay thing he had just said.

Brock: Holy shit! Did that Snorlax just talk?

Pat, in the gay conga line: Uh, Snorlax?

Super Milk Chan: YOU DUMBASS!

Misty: Holy shit! Was that a baby?

Matt: Shut the fuck up bitch! I want to fight you Bruno!

Bruno: Who the fuck is SHE? (He just had Pat take another viagra behind him.)

Lorelei: I'm Lorelei, I'm in the room before yours.

Bruno: Oh, I was raised by Houndooms.

Matt: I thought you said you've never left this room?

Bruno, pointing to the pack of Houndooms: I haven't.

Matt: Ah shit!

Matt and company then ran for there lives, to British chase-scene music. Then Po came in on a motorcycle and killed the Houndooms.

Matt: Hey, Po!

Po: Matt!

They then did a handshake so incredibly cool that I won't write it here because you would probably steal it to increase your own coolness.

Matt: See ya Po!

Po: See ya!

Po then took off, killing Bruno in the process.

Matt, kicking him in the nuts: Haha! Loser!

Mew: Mew!

Matt and company then went to the next door.

I couldn't get the ruler to work for some reason. Review or I won't write anymore!