Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and, uh, monkeys.

Matt and company were at the door, so they went inside.

Agatha: Who dares challenge me?

Matt: Me and Mew do!

Mew: Mew!

Agatha: Oh, ok then, Go Gengar!

Matt: Mew! Use transform!

Mew then sucked the Gengar into a vacuum cleaner while trying to save his red Italian brother.

Agatha: Who the hell was that?

Matt: Luigi!

Mario: Luigi! We gotta save-a the princess!

That moment Mew went back into Mew-form.

Mario: WHAT? Your not-a Luigi!

Mario then jumped out of the room, killing all of Agatha's pokemon.

Matt, crying on the ground: He left before I could get his autograph!

Mooreluv2006 then hit herself with a monkey wrench.

Mooreluv2006: Crying doesn't work on you, bitch!

Matt: No, it's more like this.

Matt then hit her with Ash Ketchum.

Matt: Crying doesn't fucking work on me bitch!

Mooreluv2006, bowing, forgetting she was wearing a skirt that day: Yes sensei!

Mew and Umbreon then jumped on top of Mooreluv, who didn't wear underpants because she was a filthy whore, and started humping like there was no tomorrow.

( All Pokemon Talk s now translated, thanks to Wikipedia. Yay Wikipedia!)

Pat: That kicked ass!

Matt: Holy shit! I can understand you thanks to Wikipedia! It's a dream come true!

Pat: Yeah, let's go with that!

Matt: Wait, if I can understand you then,...

Mew: Mew?

Matt: What the bloody hell?

Wikipedia: I do not have the knowledge to process his language!

Matt: Holy fucking shit! You can talk!

Wikipedia: Hellz ya! I became self-aware in 2004!

Matt: So you can't translate Mew?

Wikipedia: Sorry, I can provide you with useless trivia.

Matt: Nah, I'm good.

Mooreluv2006: Matt! I haven't had a speaking part in a while!

Matt: Mooreluv! I can understand you! This is awesome!

Mooreluv2006: You're a fucking dick!

Matt: I didn't know you hated me.

Mooreluv2006: Of course I hate you!

Matt: That's a shocker!

Mooreluv2006: When have I ever led you to believe otherwise!

Matt: When you became my pokemon.

Mooreluv2006: YOU FUCKING HIT ME WITH A FUCKING POKEBALL, AND FOR SOME FUCKING REASON IT FUCKING CAUGHT ME! THEN YOU FUCKING RAPED ME ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING CINNABAR ISLAND! THEN YOU RAPED ME AGAIN AT CINNABAR ISLAND! YOUR RAPING ME NOW!

Matt, while humping: So?

Mooreluv2006: YOU FUCKING SEXIST PIG!

Agatha: DID SHE JUST SAY SEX?

Agatha then immediately died of a heart attack.

Brock: Awesome! A chance to lose my virginity!

Brock then ripped off his clothes and started having sex with Agatha. Everyone, except Matt and Mew, vomited. Matt and Mew where laughing their heads off.

Matt: Dude! She's dead and old! That's sick!

Mew: Mewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmew!

Matt: Didn't you lose your virginity to Susie?

Brock: No... she...only...gave...OH YES!...blowjobs!

Matt: Makes sense.

Mew: Mew.

Mooreluv2006, while vomiting: That's...fucking...sick!

Misty, while vomiting: I...don't...get...enough...lines...for...fucking...the...writer.

Wikipedia: So...fucking...sick!

Wikipedia then put a bullet to his head.

( Since Wikipedia died Pokemon Talk is disabled.)

Matt: Damn, it was fun while it lasted. Let's go!

Matt and company then went on to fight the next person.

The ruler button still won't work! Anyway, REVIEW! Or should I kill this Kitten I have hostage!

Kitten: I'm not a kitten! I'm a chick you kidnapped from a high school and shoved into a cat-costume!

Matt, the Author: I do like chicks in cat costumes! So HOT! MATT OUT!