Forgot to mention that this story takes place the summer before STD.

Kim made sure that Ron made it to his room; a really large bellman carried him over his shoulder along with his gym bag that had all the clothes that he had planned on wearing for the week.

She eyed the room it was very plush, king size bed, mahogany bed room furniture, white carpeting, mini bar, big plasma screen television, and in the bathroom there was his and hers sinks, a large heart shaped tub and in back was a sliding glass door that led to a large deck and a Jacuzzi.

"Someday Josh, me and you will be staying a place like this, it's kind of a shame all this is wasted on Ron, he won't use half of it." Kim thought as she shook her head at the thought of Ron in a Jacuzzi.

The bellman dumped the intoxicated teenager on his large king size bed in his bedroom, then turned and motioned for Kim to follow him to her bedroom. Kim smiled if Ron's was this ornate then the room Global Justice paid for her should be twice as extravagant.

She felt bad though because GJ refused to pay for Ron's room so he had to shell out his own money in order to come on the mission, "When we get back home, I'll have Josh write a special song to cheer him up…He'll like that."

The bellman opened the door and Kim looked inside and then looked at the bellman, "There must be some mistake, Global Justice paid for my room weeks ago."

The bellman shook his head, "No mistake, economy was all they were willing to pay for, you can request an upgrade if you like but I'm afraid that you will have to make up the difference."

Kim peeked her head in the room again, she looked at the small twin size bed a dresser, mirror, 19 inch television with rabbit ear antenna for reception, a tub, stool and a sink in the bathroom complete with a cheap plastic toothbrush holder from Smarty Mart, she pulled her head back out, "How much to be upgraded to a room like my friends?"

The bellman lifted an eyebrow as he quickly ran the numbers in his head, "I believe for the week it would be $37,500 for the upgrade."

Kim choked and began coughing, "No…this will be fine."

The bellman nodded and extended his hand for a tip. Kim rolled her eyes and dug in her purse and pulled out a dollar. The bellman lifted an eyebrow, "Economy…humph…I will see that someone brings you your luggage sometime today."

Kim smirked and shrugged, "Some room…I guess GJ wanted me to be low profile…Good now that he's gone and Ron's sleeping his tropical drinks off, I can sneak around this place and find out just what the Senior's are really up to."

Her purse began to move and Rufus popped his head out and handed her the Kimminucator, "Thanks Rufus, we'll have to be stealthy now so no one will suspect that we are checking out the place."

Kim opened a channel to Wade Load their 12 year old computer genius to get his take on the layout of the resort, "Wade anything suspicious to you?"

Wade took a drink of his 52oz bladder buster soda and shook his head, "Not really, although I don't know if I would have placed a load bearing wall on a sandy beach without proper reinforcements."

"What are you talking about Wade?"

Wade smiled, "The back wall of your bedroom, it's unstable and could fall any time, if I was you I wouldn't undress completely or take a shower in there or you could have lots of prying eyes when you least expect it."

Kim rolled her eyes and shook her head, "Cheap GJ, OK, thanks for the heads up Wade…Now any unusual power signatures or anything?"

Wade looked at his computer screen, "Well there is one massive power drain going on just down the hall from you."

"Ah Ha, I knew they were up to something." Kim said happily as she grabbed her purse and took off down the hallway.

She could hear Wade's voice from the Kimmunicator, "OK at the end of the hall is an elevator, take it to the bottom floor."

Kim saw the elevator and pressed the down button, "We're going to take them down hard Rufus."

Rufus snarled and bobbed up and down in the hand bag, "YEA, Take em' down hard."

The elevator door opened and Kim walked in and pressed the button marked 'L' and then stood back flat against the wall in case the floor was a trapdoor. The elevator descended down 4 floors before finally opening into the resorts laundry facility.

Wade frowned, "It appears to be a laundry room Kim."

Kim shook her head, "No it's just a clever ruse to make us think it's a laundry room."

She jumped out of the elevator door and landed in a combat martial arts stance, and surveyed the room.

"Can I help you?"

Kim spun around and faced the owner of the voice, a very bored looking African American lady with a name tag that said her name was Iris. Kim sneered at the woman, "Tell me what evil plan the Senior's are trying to hatch with all this suspicious looking equipment?"

Iris blinked a few times, "Ma'am, this is the laundry room, I fold sheets and towels down here."

Kim kept a close eye on the woman and then moved to her right and looked at a large machine that had a glass door and things inside that were turning in circles, "Alright…Iris, if this is a laundry room then what is that?" Kim asked motioning towards the large machine.

"That's a commercial dryer ma'am." Iris responded.

Kim stood up straight and crossed her arms, "Right…How much is Senor Senior, Sr. paying you to cover for him?"

Iris narrowed her eyes and reached for a broom, "Well what ever it is it ain't enough now get your skinny ass out of my laundry room."

Kim jumped on top of a laundry table to avoid the first blow of the broom, "GET…DID YOU HEAR ME, NOW GET." The blows rained down on Kim and she finally had to give up the fight and flee for the elevator with Iris in pursuit.

"Keep your skinny white ass out of my laundry room."

The elevator door opened Kim pressed the top botton as she fell to the floor, Iris turned around and began walking back to the laundry room muttering under her breath, "Crazy assed white girl, come down here all high and mighty talkin' shit about some evil plan, hell I don't even have dental…Like I'm going to know about some evil plan."

Kim picked herself up off the floor and looked at Rufus, "We'll just say for the sake of argument that the room really is a laundry room."

Rufus shook his head, "OH BOY"

The elevator door opened and there stood Ron, slightly worse for wear, "KP where have you been, the just made the call for lunch…My head feels like Shego's been using it for a basketball."

Kim straightened up, "That will teach you to drink alcohol."

He nodded, "Yea, OK, have you seen Rufus."

Rufus popped out of the purse wearing lipstick and holding a cardboard tube, "HEY"

Kim cringed and shoved Rufus back in her purse and then yanked him back out minus the tube and handed him back to Ron and explained in very shaky voice, "It's that time of the month where little female crime fighters need to carry their special hand bags."

Ron blinked and shook his head obviously not understanding what Kim was trying to explain when his attention was diverted to laughter coming from Kim's handbag. She pressed her lips together pulled out the Kimmunicator, "GOODBYE WADE"

She grabbed Ron and pulled him along after her, "COME ON RON."

They went to the dining room and took their seats at a round table, Kim sat next to Monique and Ron sat next to Bonnie, as they waited for the Seniors to make an appearance.

Kim narrowed her eyes and talked in a hush whisper to Monique, "I haven't got to the bottom of things yet, but I will…You'll see."

Monique rolled her eyes, "Girl, Chill"

Ron looked around the table, "Anymore drinks?"

Bonnie laughed, "In training to complete your life as a looser I see."

He blinked and shrugged, "I was hoping to dull the headache a little."

The Senior's entered the room, Senor Senior Sr. smiled and went around the table shaking each individuals hand. When he came to Kim, she grasped it as though she was trying to break every bone in his hand. When she finally released the hand, Senior Sr. shook it back and forth, "My what a strong grip you have Ms. Possible."

Kim smiled, "I work out and I'm familiar with 16 different forms of martial arts."

Senior, Sr. smiled and nodded, "So Ms. Possible, what did you think of our laundry room while you were down there?"

Monique gasped, and whispered sternly at Kim, "Girl we can not take you anywhere."

Kim elbowed Monique and returned the smile, "I didn't find what I was looking for but believe you me, I will."

Senior, Sr. smiled stiffly, "Marvelous…So tell me Ms. Starks how are you enjoying your stay so far?"

Monique was practically jumping up and down at the table with excitement, "I have the coolest room, fire place and a pink bear skin rug in front of it, king size bed, giant plasma screen TV…I love this place."

Kim looked at her, "Pink bear skin rug?"

She smiled at Kim, "Yea in case I meet that special someone to come by and have drinks and be romantic in front of the fireplace…You know."

"How do you like your accommodations Ms. Rockwaller?" Senior, Sr. asked politely.

Bonnie grinned happily, "My room is soooooooo big, and the bed and my bathroom, gold plated fixtures; I can't thank you enough Mr. Senior for being so thoughtful."

Senior looked over at Ron, "Mr. Stoppable how you enjoying your stay so far?"

Ron smiled, "Well I thought after I passed out from the drinks that things were not looking real good but when you had Bambi stop by and give me a full body message…That made me feel much better…Never had a massage from a nude woman before."

He quickly glanced around at the other girls at the table and noted the shocked expressions of the girls sitting near him, "Maybe I shouldn't have said that out loud."

Senior, Sr. smiled, "That is quite all right Ronald, Bambi always aims to please…Ms. Possible do your accommodations suit your needs?"

Kim squirmed nervously, "Well…I have a nice sink and a little thing that is taped to the wall to hold my toothbrush…is nice."

"Ahhhhh I am so happy to see that you are all so pleased with your rooms." Senior began before he was interrupted by his son.

"Father, you did not ask how I like my room?" Senior, Jr. reminded him.

Senior, Sr. stiffened and then smiled, "So Junior how do you like your accommodations?"

Junior smiled, "Oh I like my room just fine, thank you father."

Senior, Sr. nodded his head and resisted the urge to slap Junior, "I am so happy my son…is enjoying his room., now I see the waiters are bringing in our lunch so I will be seated and we shall eat and engage in further small talk later today perhaps."

The waiters brought out cob salads on fine china plates and then in turn working around the table set down the salads in front of each of the guests. Ron looked up as a waiter asked him if he would like tea or soda with his meal. He thought about it and shrugged, "Do you have anymore of those tropical drinks?"

The waiter smiled and shook his head, "Not for you, young sir."

Ron gave a weak smile, "I guess I'll have soda then."

Monique was intrigued by Junior's rather unusual shirt, "Junior if you don't mind me asking, where did you get that great looking shirt?"

Junior looked at the blue silk shirt he had on and shrugged, "A friend of mine Carlos Fabreezi gave it to me."

Monique's jaw fell open, "Carlos Fabreezi…The Carlos Fabreezi?"

"Yes, are you familiar with his work?" Junior asked in a rather bored manner not really caring what the answer was one way or another.

"He is like my most favorite designer ever." Monique said excitedly.

Junior bobbed his head back and forth, "He is alright."

Monique continued to gush about Fabreezi, "At Club Banana we have a whole wall dedicated to his fashions."

Junior looked up excitedly, "You work for Club Banana that is like my most favorite store in the whole wide world…Tell me do you get the store discount?"

Kim whispered to Monique, "You are so not crushing on Junior?"

"Kim, chill, he's tall, dark, handsome, and has terrific fashion sense, this is so way beyond crush." Monique whispered to her happily.

Ron was finally getting back his Ronmojo and took Rufus out of his pocket and flagged down a waiter, "Can you bring Rufus some of that cubed cheese please?"

The waiter nodded, "Right away sir."

Ron looked longingly at Kim, "Wow, Kim looks great, shame she's so hung up on Josh…I wish she'd think of me like that…Maybe I should drop a hint?"

"Hey KP, ummm…You ever like someone…You know more than friends but was afraid to tell them?"

Kim took a drink of her tea, "Sure, I was afraid to tell Josh how I felt about him until you helped me express my feelings to him."

Ron giggled nervously, "Not what I was hoping for."

"Hee, hee, hee, Yea…I forgot about that…yea."

Kim looked at him from across the table, "So who do you like but are afraid to tell them?"

Ron began to blush, and he tried to squeak out an answer that would make sense, "Ummm…It's not me but a friend of mine…Who is out there, but not in here…or anything."

Kim's eyes narrowed as she looked at him from across the table, "After lunch we'll explore some more, we have to discover the evil plan before its too late."

He let out a sigh of relief, Kim had totally blown off their previous conversation, "Yea, right, good."

Bonnie Rockwaller had been observing Ron's body language during the whole conversation with Kim, "So the loser is crushing on his best friend…It would be cute if it wasn't so sad…Kim would have to be an idiot to give up a cool guy like Josh for a loser like Ron Stoppable."

Then an idea hit her like a bolt from the blue, "If I can fix Dumbo here up with the Princess of Power before the next school year starts…I can make fun of her all year long and she will never be able to live this down…I will always be one up on her."

Bonnie elbowed Ron and whispered to him, "Instead of running around with the Princess of Paranoia, come with me and I can help you with your problem."

Ron looked at Bonnie nervously, "O…OK"

Bonnie leaned back in her chair and smiled, "Dreams really do come true on Senior Island."