Hey, Matt here! Last chance to tell me who you want to die. REVIEW! The stroy's almost over! Review now!
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and Ice Cream Soup.
Matt and company were in the next member's room, when...
Lance: Welcome challenger! Let's battle!
Matt's cell phone: "I'm Turning Japanese! I think I'm turning Japanese! I really think so!"
Matt: I gotta get this.
Matt the walked into the rooms corner.
Matt: What up? Matt here.
Death: Wassup?
Matt: What is it this time?
Death: Yeah, got any plans next week?
Matt: We tried dating once! It was really gay, remember!
Death: Not that! Your gonna die.
Matt: That sucks. When?
Death: Next chapter.
Matt: Just me, or everyone.
Death: Just you.
Matt: How?
Death: I can't tell you, it breaks the Reaper code! I don't want to get fired! I'd have to go back to my job at Chippendales!
Matt: Fine! And I thought you were cool!
Death: I'm cool!
Matt: You were!
Death: Fine! You die by gunshot!
Matt: Oh well, see ya!
Death: Bye.
Misty: Who was that?
Matt: Crank call.
Misty, looking nervous: Oh...
Lance: Let's battle!
Matt: If I beat you, do I become champion?
Lance: No, you have to fight the champion in the next room.
Matt: Oh... Look a Snorlax!
Pat: Hi!
Lance: Where?
Matt then took out a pistol and shot him in the back of the head.
Matt: That was easy! On to the next room!
Mooreluv2006, blocking the door: Not so fast!
Matt: Hey Mooreluv! What up?
Moorleuv2006: I won't let you pass!
Matt: Why?
Mooreluv2006: YOU KILLED AND RAPED MY TYPHLOSION'S MOTHER!
Matt: Oh yeah, good times, good times.
Mew: Mew!
Mooreluv2006, taking out a chainsaw: I can't let you live!
Matt: Look!
Mooreluv2006: What?
Matt: Mew! Use Thunder Bolt!
Mew: Mew? (What the fuck?)
Matt: Just do it!
Mew: Mew! (Fucking dipshit!)
Mew then used Thunder Bolt on Mooreluv2006, causing her to go flying.
Mooreluv2006: Looks like Mooreluv2006 and her lesbian Umbreon are blasting off again! (Damn! I fucking suck at this promise keeping shit!)
Matt: Oh well, let's go to the next room!
Meanwhile, in Johto...
Blaze: OH YEAH! SUCK MY COCK BITCH! RIGHT THERE! YOU FUCKING SLUT!
Mooreluv2006, who luckily crashed into the broken glass truck next to her house: YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH THIS SLUT!
Blaze: MOORELUV! Uh,... I was felling lonely, and you were gone sooo long,...
Mooreluv2006: I WAS GONE 6 DAYS!
Blaze: Uh,... wanna have a three way?
Mooreluv2006: Ok!
Blaze then laid down on top of the slutty whore, who had fallen asleep, and had Mooreluv start humping.
Blaze: OH YES!
With that, Mooreluv2006 fucked Blaze so fucking hard that the fucking bed broke through the fucking floor, killing the fucking whore. Who totally deserved to fucking die, because she was a fucking bitch. That Mooreluv chick rocks! She deserves her own fucking spin-off! She kicks ass!
Matt, The Author: Now that I'm done taking a piss I can finish writing this...DAMN IT MOORELUV! STOP TYPING GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF AND GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM! (Never thought I'd say that to a chick.)
Mooreluv2006: You suck!
Matt, The Author: No, you suck! That's how your paying for shoes!
Mooreluv2006: You said you wouldn't tell!
Matt, The Author: Yay! If you were any good! I may as well used a vacuum attachment! You didn't use your tongue at all!
Mooreluv2006: But...
Matt, The Author: Your fired!
Mooreluv2006 instantly burst into flames, reappearing in the story.
And with that Mooreluv2006's promise was fulfilled, Blaze had unbelievable good sex, and that fucking whore was dead.
Matt, The Author: DAMN IT MOORELUV!
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Still won't work! Just review! Also, Mooreluv2006, don't be a bitch! Your charecter isn't coming back! Also, real creative with the name Blaze! Ever fire pokemon is named Blaze!