A/N: Thanks for your reviews, I believe I have a clear direction on where to take this story now...I think it should make for some well intended fun and hijinks...Hope you enjoy the rest of the story.

Bubba

With their lunch finished Kim pulled Ron aside, "OK, I think we had better explore the nest level down…I'm sure that's where we'll find the Seniors evil scheme and bring them to justice."

Ron shrugged, "I'd really like to Kim but I promised Bonnie that I'd meet with her."

Kim arched an eyebrow, "Oh…Well…I suppose you shouldn't keep Bonnie waiting…Should we?"

Ron flashed her a big toothy grin, "No…I'll see you at diner time KP."

She returned the smile and watched as he turned and walked away, "This is soooo cute he's crushing on Bonnie…Wrong but cute."

Ron ran to where Bonnie was standing, "Hey Bonnie, what is the problem that your going to help me with?"

Bonnie smiled and shook her head, "Not here, follow me."

He tilted his head questioningly, and Bonnie wiggled a finger for him to follow her. They walked down the long hallway until they found an empty conference room then Bonnie turned to face Ron, "You have a crush on Kim and she doesn't have a clue does she."

Ron took a step backwards, "Uhhh…No…Yes…It's that obvious?"

She shrugged, "It's there if people only know what to look for, the way you glance at her when you think she's not looking, the way you unconsciously stiffen when she talks about Josh."

Ron jaw clenched, "I don't stiffen whenever she talks about Josh…I mean Josh is a good guy." Then his shoulders slumped, "I…just wish…"

Bonnie finished the sentence for him, "That she'd feel that way about you."

He looked at he floor and nodded his head and quietly agreed with Bonnie, "Yea"

"All right Ron, you like Kim…Although I can't imagine why…Now, why should she like you?" Bonnie asked as she raised an eyebrow obviously curious as to what answer Ron was going to give her.

Ron straightened up and cleared his throat, "Well…I'm always there when she needs me the most, I'm….loyal…Ummmmm…."

Bonnie shook her head, "Ron you've just described a dog."

Rufus popped out of Ron's pocket, "Yea dog, woof, woof."

Ron looked down at Rufus with pain in his eyes, "Yea…I guess it is hopeless…I don't understand girls, Josh is all about cool and gals like him…"

Rufus gulped and disappeared back into his pocket. Bonnie grabbed Ron's chin and brought it up to face her, "Hey, enough of that kind of thinking, I'm going to help you get noticed by Kim…OK?"

He smiled and nodded his head, "OK"

Bonnie put her hands on her hips, "First step to getting Kim to notice you is confidence…Who are you?"

Ron looked at her nervously, "R…Ron Stoppable"

"No wrong…You are RON STOPPABLE" Bonnie said forceflully.

Ron smiled understanding what she was looking for, "I AM RON STOPPABLE…MAN"

Bonnie started to giggle, "OK, that's better…Now tell me what you like about Kim…Sincerely tell me."

Ron took a deep breath, "I like the…the way she talks to me, tries to make me feel better when I goof up a mission, I like the way she lifts an eyebrow when I'm being silly…I like looking into her eyes…This isn't going to work."

Bonnie shook her head, "Confidence Ron, you won't win over Kim and take her away from Josh by being such a quiter."

Ron nodded, "Hee hee hee…I gotcha…What do I do first?"

Bonnie looked at him and put a finger to her lips, "First stand up straight, quit slouching."

He did as Bonnie asked and she smiled, "You know you look taller when your not slouching."

Ron's chest expanded with the compliment, "You really think so?"

Bonnie chuckled, "Yea, but don't let it go to your head, your still after all are just a loser."

His shoulders slumped, "Oh yea…You know…maybe this is just a waste of time…I mean it's Kim…and, and…She doesn't think I'm boyfriend material…Friend yes…Boyfriend no."

Bonnie winced as she saw how Ron was reacting to being called a loser and decided to try to pump up his confidence, "Sorry about the loser crack. Look Ron you have to believe in yourself…and we need to change how she looks at you."

Bonnie thought about it for a moment and then decided to work on building his confidence first, "You go on these missions with her all the time, you run head long into danger without a thought for yourself, surely there is something that you're confident about?"

Ron rolled his eyes and his face became a mask of concentration, "Yea…well…I have confidence that if I get into trouble that Kim will save me."

Bonnie smirked at the comment, "Well that's something anyway, so if you have confidence that she'll always save you then you have to have the same confidence that she won't laugh at you or belittle you when you tell her how you feel about her."

He smiled and nodded, "Yea, Kim wouldn't laugh at me or call me names or anything if I was to tell her how I feel."

"There you go Mad Dog, now after dinner tonight get Kim off to herself and tell her how you feel and that you'd like to date her." Bonnie said with a wink.

Ron stood up straight and threw his shoulders back, "Yea, I mean she's my best friend what could possibly go wrong?"

Bonnie smiled, "Exactly, what could go wrong, now all we need is a plan…You work on your confidence and I'll work on making Kim view you as boyfriend material so when you make your feelings know she takes you more seriously…Now let's go get changed into our swim suits and head to the pool so we can work on our tans."

Kim made her way down to the kitchen level, "I'll bet the Senior's are cooking up a dish full of rancid evil down here."

Kim was on the prowl and looking around the large kitchen, keeping to the shadows and trying hard to remain unnoticed, "I need to take someone prisoner for interrogating."

Then she saw a man in a large chef's hat heading her way, "I'll take him down and make him talk."

She quietly moved to a hiding place just down the corridor from the kitchen, she spotted the doors where the man was heading to, "Men's room, I'll take him down before he can go inside."

When he came closer to Kim's hiding place she sprang at him, the man screamed and turned to flee back into the kitchen, but it was too late Kim had kicked him in the small of the back sending him to the ground.

She stood above him smiling, "Now Mr. Pretend Chef guy, what are the Senior's up to, what is their evil plan?"

The man turned over quickly and held his hands up in front of him, "Plaire ne pas faire de mal"

Kim stopped and looked at the man lying on the ground, 'Ohhhhhhh the ol' I don't speak English trick…Start talking mister."

The man was clearly terrified, "No, No, speak English, parle Francais."

Kim wasn't at all impressed with the man's act, "Tell me about the Senior's evil plan."

The man continued to shake his head and then Kim was hit from behind with a broom; she turned quickly, and came face to face with Iris, "You are crazy, get your skinny white ass out of the kitchen."

Kim turned to run but was hit with the broom again, "You're only making this harder on yourselves."

"Git, git your crazy butt out of the kitchen, can't you see people are trying to work down here." Iris yelled as the broom hit Kim with the broom again.

Kim ran for the stairs to go back up to the main level, "I should warn you I am a master of 16 different forms of martial arts."

Iris was in no mood to hear about it, "Yea and I'm a master of broomfoo so GIT."

Kim ran up the stairs and Iris turned and walked back into the kitchen and began muttering to herself, "Crazy white girl won't even let me get any lunch; keeps on about evil plans…Girl should get a boyfriend or somethin'."

Iris stopped in front of the chef who was trying to thank her, "I have no idea what you are trying to say to me, so put that big ass hat back on and go back to work."

Iris walked back to the employee cafeteria, "The crazy white girl knows 16 different forms of martial arts, I bet she don't know nothin' about 'bitch my man ain't your babies daddy' slap fightin'…Now to see if there's any food in here that I can pronounce."

Kim was rubbing her arm as she reached the top of the stairs, "I should have taken that broom away from her and shoved it right up her…Is that Ron with Bonnie by the pool?"

Kim walked out of the main house and onto the deck of the Olympic size swimming pool, "Bonnie's in a thong and….and has her top undone and…Ron's rubbing suntan lotion on her back…This is soooooo wrong."

Kim's eyes narrowed as she approached the two, "Ron what do you think you are doing?"

Ron looked up from Bonnie's exposed back, "Oh…Hi KP, Bonnie's letting me rub sun block on her."

Bonnie looked up at Kim with a mischievous smile, "If he does a real good job I may turn over and let him do my front."

Kim's face turned red, "Ohhhhh….ohhhhhh noooooo you don't, Ron get over here now, I need you to help me find out what the Senior's are up to."

Ron looked clearly disappointed, "Awwwww Kim…I was looking forward to rubbing sun block on Bonnie's front."

Rufus looked up from a deck chair, he was sporting sunglasses and was clearly trying to sleep before Kim's intrusion, "YEA…Front"

"Ron you go right ahead and keep on rubbing Bonnie."

Kim turned recognizing the voice and there was Monique with Senior, Jr., "Kim, you have a boyfriend already, leave Ron alone so he can enjoy himself and rub on Bonnie."

She narrowed her eyes at her friend, "I suppose you'll be rubbing suntan oil on Junior then?"

Monique smiled, "Ohhhhhh I think that is safe to assume."

Junior smiled broadly, "Monique has shown me how the French kiss, I had no idea they were so different."

Kim made a face, "Too much information Junior."

Monique giggled, "Come on Junior, I feel the urge to rub suntan lotion all over that well muscled body of yours, and while I do that you can tell me all about your fashion friends."

Junior smiled and looked at Monique conspiratorially, "Yes and you can tell me all about your Club Banana employee discount."

Kim smiled stiffly, "Monique…can I talk to you…alone for a moment."

Monique made a face and bulged her eyes at her, "OK, but make it quick….Junior go find us a nice spot where we can…have some privacy."

Junior put a finger to his mouth, "Ohhhhh I know just the spot my little banana girl."

Junior left and Kim looked at Monique, "Banana girl…Ewwwww"

Monique rolled her eyes, "Look just because you can't relax and enjoy yourself like the rest of us…"

"Monique, they're evil, look do me a favor and try to find out about the Senior's evil scheme from Junior." Kim said letting a smug smile cross her face.

Monique bristled, "No way, there is no evil scheme, no plan and girl, you are keeping me from my RRBF."

Kim shook her head, "RRBF?"

Monique grinned, "Really Rich Boy Friend."

"I swear, I'm dealing with amateurs, Ron's crushing on Bonnie, your crushing on Junior can't anyone see the evil that's a foot here?" Kim asked rhetorically as she shook her head.

Monique gasped, "Ron and Bonnie…shut up." Then she turned and saw Ron lying next to Bonnie on a beach blanket, "I don't know, maybe they're just friends…Are you jellin' over Bonnie paying attention to Ron."

Kim gnashed her teeth together, clinched her fists and narrowed her green eyes at her friend, "I am not jellin' over Bonnie…She's just trying to play me and all she's going to do is hurt poor Ron."

Monique giggled, "You are jellin'"

"Am not" Kim replied.

Monique shook her head and began to walk away, "Kim go get a swimsuit on and maybe Ron can rub some lotion on you."

Kim sucked in her cheeks, "I don't think so, I have my priorities straight. Unlike other people…There is an evil plan and sooner or later I will uncover it."