Hey everyone! Matt here! Last chapters! Boo YAH! If you are reading this, Reviw and tell me how you liked it! I MIGHT write a sequeal! REVIEW!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and a cheesecake.

Matt and company were at the gates to the Champion's room.

Matt: Let's go!

Mew, putting on his mobster hat: Mew!

Matt then pushed open the doors.

Matt: What the fuck?

The room was empty, except for a door at the other side.

Matt: That was eas...

Suddenly, a giant trapdoor opened in the center of the room, which Gary arose from.

Gary: Welcome Matt! My arch nemesis!

Matt: Gary! How the hell did you become champion?

Gary: I fucked Bruno! He's a homosexual!

Matt: Yeah, I already knew that. It was the gayest conga line you would ever see.

Gary: Damn! I wanted to get in on that!

Matt: So let's battle!

Gary: Yes, let's!

The trapdoor then opened more, which a Shadow Lugia.

Gary, on top of the Shadow Lugia: Matt! After you beat me last time, I had to find a pokemon with a big enough cock to fit snugly inside the giant crater that is my ass, and Shadow Lugia was that pokemon. Let this battle begin!

Matt: Go! Rattata!

Misty, still looking nervous: When did you catch that?

Matt: Nicked it off Mooreluv2006.

Misty: Oh.

Gary: Shadow Lugia! Use Acid Cum!

Gary then rubbed Shadow Lugia's cock until cum came out, dissolving Rattata into nothing-ness.

Matt: Damn! I'll have to use all of my pokemon at once! Go! All of you!

Matt then through all of his pokeballs out. Then a line of pokemon appeared on the field, they were Mew, Pat, Rock Lee, Rocky, Zapadose, Mini-Fonz, Phoenix, Eric Cartmen, Captain Planet, all four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Jack Spicer, Omi, a drunken Irish man, Steve Urckel, Chiro, Antauri, Gibson, Nova, Sparx, Dojo, Tai, Agumon, WarGreymon, Barney, Mario, Luigi, Wario, Bowser, Bloo, Wilt, Coco, Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, Waldo, and Mr. Rogers.

Matt: ATTACK!

The wave of pokemon all attacked Shadow Lugia. The fight raged on for hours, many lives were claimed, but eventually, the champion stood, the rest saw their better, Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater. He was immediately disintegrated by Shadow Lugia's Acid Cum!

Matt: Mew! Now's our chance! Mew! Use Selling Out Spin!

Mew: Mew!

Mew then started to spin.

Mew: Mew digivoles to...Mewtwo!

Brock: He fucking sold out to Digimon!

Matt: Mewtwo! Use Flaming Psychic Blaze!

Mewtwo: Ok!

Mewtwo then blast Shadow Lugia with a giant blast of psychic blast.

Gary: Fool! Did you really think you could beat me!

Mewtwo: Not me, him.

Mewtwo pointed to Matt who was on top of Shadow Lugia.

Matt: You lose!

Matt then thrust the keyblade into Shadow Lugia's heart, instantly purifying him.

Gary: Nooo!

The purified Lugia then ate Gary instantly.

Matt: Hey Lugia, want to join my team?

Lugia: Sure!

Matt: Cool! I'll name you XD00001!

Lugia: Cool!

Lugia then went inside one of Matt's pokeballs. Mewtwo turned back into Mew.

Matt: Alright! I'm League Champion and I caught a Lugia!

Mew: Mew!

Brock: Awesome!

Misty, still looking nervous: Yeah, great...

Matt: What's wrong Misty? You been like this for two chapters.

Misty: You know how I'm real bitchy on my period?

Matt: Oh god! It's not tomorrow, is it?

Misty: No, it was yesterday.

Matt: You weren't all bitchy yesterday.

Misty: That's because it didn't happen yesterday.

Matt: THEN IT IS TOMORROW!

Misty: No, I missed it...

Matt: OH THANK GOD! Wait,...that means your...

Misty: That's right Matt, I'm pregnant.

Matt: Ah shit!

Matt then took out a pistol, put it to his head, and pulled the trigger.

THE END