Eiri's Notes: Gomen, I didn't repy to your reviews I shall reply both chapters in this one, and you know what! I forgot Kiba's reaction TT.TT I'm such a Usuratonachi-total moron! Anyway angry Naruto watch out!
Yazumi skulls: No yaoi fangurl is weird! XD (26) a goose? I'm a duck! Where? -hits tree- and...and how me evil -looks innicent- but I'm glad I'm lov-ed :)
Sasuke2006: (25)yes he is a goof and here's a new chappie for you and everyone else XP-(26) wow you're good... or was it wasy to obvious that time? -scrathes had-
ravemastaj: Oh I explained that in the bottom notes :)
Falsely Sweet:(25) Yay happy laughs!- (26) How about...BOTH XD
Midnight Shining Star: yeah yum! -turns green- I'll be back..-runs off to bathroom- (26) Yay no school's fun! New guy muwhahaha I trick-ed you X3
Silvermane1:(25 & 26) my friend...say more than one word peas!
Simply Hopeless: -pokes- breath child breath! -then shoves page in hands- Now read! x)
darkangel36: I do to, but I realized something... that's how I act O.o;; -hides (26) yay a guess! well read an find out mi amigo(a)
firebretaher339: I know and I'm sorry you had to wait truly I am, but as a gift new chappie!
blue-genjutsu: -Holds flag- Everyone this is my muse! -hugs- (26) Damn it was obvious -rewites next chappie- yeah I figured they're in the same body so they might as well be both affected. XP
chi no hana: power..and...YOUR ASS muwhahahaa!
Dark Iasha: I won't tell ;) you have to read, and I argee with your POV on Kabuto :3
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((Last Time))
"hermm...I want to go and get some Ice cream, but first I want to play in the water." Naruto grined his foxy grin then ran towards the waves. Unknown to the two that where having a blast, a dark figure spoted Naruto. He smirked as he watched the two having fun with this new information Orochimaru-sama would be very happy.
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Clam Before The Storm
Chapter-26
----Back in Konohona----
"What do you mean Kabuto's gone?" Tsunade slamed her fists on the desk shaking the whole room.
"I can't explain...Ho...Hokage-sama." The ninja began to in fear as Tsunade grew with rage.
"Well... DO YOUR JOB AND FIND HIM!" She yelled then stormed out of the room. Of all times for a ninja to slip up!
---Beach---
Kabuto quickly left before Sasuke or Naruto could sense that tyhe were being watched. Yes if Orochimaru-sama can raise the child he'll have both the kyuubi's power and the sharigan. Then I can get closer to my own goals. Kabuto smirked as he lept through the trees, towards the hidden village of sound.
---Sunset---
"Oi, Naruto. It's getting late we should be getting home soon."
"Ok Sasuke..." Naruto sighed the day had been fun but something kept bugging him in the back of his mind.
'Oi, Kyuubi-san!' Naruto chimed happy to the fox.
What is it Naruto, I was trying to sleep. You don't understand how much stress this is on me. I work all the time and do I get thanked NO I get to baby sit! AH-! I hate this it's torture maybe if I could speed up this damn pregnacy then I'd get back to my normal self again.
'I...I'm sorry Kyuubi-san.'
Whatever... what did you want anyway?
'Oh just to say goodnight...or something like that. So any progress on the babies?'
They're babies what do you expect? The Kyuubi snorted.
'I don't know if they're girls or boys. Something like that maybe?"
Moron you are really trying my paticentce. He sighed then began to groom himself. I think they are both boys.
'Wow thanks now I don't have to get surpised again by Tsunade... Oh yeah how come you didn't warn me about twins!' Naruto glared slightly.
Because you didn't ask, that's why! He laughed showing his sharp teeth. Now leave me be I'm sleepy. The Kyuubi turned in his cage and laid down.
---A Few Hours Later In Konohona---
"Oi, Sasuke today was fun! We should go out more often!"
"If I can get a break from missions I guess we could." Sasuke rubbed his eye out of habit.
"Oi NARUTO!" A Chijo ran over to Naruto. "Is it true...Is it true!" He panted out, Naruto just stood with a confused look aross his face.
"Is what true, Choji?"
"That...that you're a father."
"Why does everyone keep saying that!" Naruto flung his hands in the air. "Who told you that?" Naruto balled his hands into fists.
"Kiba told me, he said yesterday you where talking about baby names. Then ran away when he found you."
"Kiba...I'll...I'll KILL HIM!" Naruto yelled "Tell me where is he now!" He grabbed Choji's shirt, rage in his eyes. "Tell me now damn it!" He shook the shirt.
"He...he's in the south training grounds." Choji stammered out, Naruto let go smiled, then took off death in his eyes. Sasuke sighed and slaped his forehead again. If I get a red mark because of that idiot I'll tie him to a chair. I swear he's more trouble than he's worth. Sasuke ran off after the raging blonde.
---Southern Training Grounds----
"Kiba!" Naruto yelled out he scanned the area.
"Naruto? It is what a surprise!" Kiba smile faded when he saw the anger in Naruto's eyes. "What's wrong did something happen Naruto?" Kiba leaned down and placed a hand on Naruto's shoulder.
"Yes as a matter of fact something is wrong." Naruto slapped Kiba's hand off. "What gives you the right to spread rumors that I'm a father! HUH! JUST BECAUSE I AM DOESN'T MEAN I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT, DUMBASS! Naruto glared then realized what he'd just yelled out. "DAMN IT!"
"Ah-ha so you really are a father!"
"Arf!" Akamaru barked agreeing Kiba.
"Yeah so what! I'll kick your ass if you spread any more rumors around!" Naruto popped his knuckles and flashed some of the Kyuubi fangs at him.
"Naruto leave Kiba alone!" Sasuke yelled from the entrance to the training grounds.
"Huh, Sasuke?" Naruto turned around and saw Sasuke standing in his normal pose. hands crossed and a scowl. "SASUKE!" Naruto happily yelled then ran over to him.
"I don't get him sometimes I swear."
"Arf!"
"Yeah that, too...WHAT!" Kiba pulled Akamaru out of his jacket. "repeat that."
"Arf!"
"That's what I thought you said, but how can a guy be pregnate?" Kiba flopped down on the ground and scratched his head, this was very akward indeed.
---Outside Of Konohona---
"Itachi-san, I was spying on Konohona and heard this weird rumor." Itachi looked up from the fire a cold lifeless stare in his eyes.
"Is it of any importance?"
"Yeah, I heard that the Kyuubi holders a father. Another weired thing is they also said that your little brother was a father, too." Itachi's eyes narrowed, he threw another stick on to the fire.
"I see... then I shall have to pay my dear brother a visit and congradulate him."
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Eiri's notes:
Damn computer is being a bitch -grabs mallet and beats computer to plup- I guess that would be one reason Naruto was mad...wow I never thought about it but me and Naru-kun have the same temper probloms right now. XD Funny and scary so it Funary. Also the weierd phrases that I sometimes say, I do make up so like: FOR THE LOVE OF STICKY NOTES! I was very bored that week XP
also one tiny thing I want to clarify!
Itachi- no means- one ouch
----Now on to his name----
Ita- bored or plank
Chi- bloody death, or four.
So together Itachi means - Plank of blood. Something like that.