A/N: Had to work in a quicky chapter for my small story. Warning, there is kissing and butt squeezing in this chapter so beware!
Kim and Rufus met with the others for diner that night, she was anxiously awaiting what new inexpensive food she would be treated to tonight, "I see Ron and Bonnie have Steak and Lobster and for me, I get a slice of cheese pizza and a bread stick…I would probably eat better if I worked here…THAT'S IT!"
She sat back in her seat happily, "The employee cafeteria…It's one floor below us, I'll just pose as a disgruntled worker and have a decent meal and try to pick up on the employee gossip…That will be how I learn of the evil plan."
"Rufus, did you eat my pizza?" She asked as she made her voice sound harsh to frighten the poor mole rat.
Rufus pulled his head in, "Sorry…Cheese?"
Kim smiled, "That's ok Rufus, I have a plan."
"Uh Oh" Rufus said quietly, not quite knowing what to expect.
"Kim"
She looked up and had to pry her eyes away from Ron and Bonnie sitting so close that they were nose to nose while staring into each other's eyes and feeding one another. Monique was the one who called for her, "Ummm…Yes?"
"Haven't you been listening to a word I said?" Monique asked in a much tweaked voice.
Kim shook her head, "No…Are you mad?"
Senior, Sr. shook his head, "tsk, tsk, tsk, It is rude not to listen when a friend is speaking to you…I am surprised at you Ms. Possible for this…breach of etiquette.
Monique nodded, "Yea, I am too, what about you Junior?"
Junior looked up from his plate, "Huh, What is it my banana girl?"
Monique shook her head, "Junior were you listening to me?"
Junior put a finger to his mouth, "No…Are you mad?"
"Noooooo, how could I ever be mad at my RRBF…It wasn't important anyway." Monique said with grin.
Kim shook her head, "I don't believe this."
She pushed her chair back and stood up, "Ron, I'm going for a walk…I might need your help later."
Ron's eyes never left Bonnie's, "OK Monique…see y a."
Kim turned bright red and began to leave the room, she could barely hear Ron ask Bonnie what Monique had said.
"Bonnie what did Monique say?"
Bonnie shook her head, "Who cares"
"Yea"
Kim growled as she left the room, "Once we leave here, I will just have to find a new side kick…Tara? No she looks at Josh way too much for my liking…Ned? No too many work hours…Brick? No football practice…"
Once Kim had left the dining room Bonnie and Ron separated and began to giggle and whisper to each other, "Did you see how mad she got when you called her Monique."
Ron chuckled, "Oh man she turned beat red when you said 'Who cares'…I thought she was going to bust a vein in her neck."
Bonnie began to laugh so hard that came close to having the soda that she was drinking come out of her nose, "Making Kim angry is fun isn't it?"
Ron smiled and nodded, "If I knew making her mad and jealous was so much fun I might have discovered girls sooner."
Kim stormed back to her room, "He didn't even look at me…AT ME!"
Rufus knew enough to be frightened when Kim was angry, so he tried to hide behind a suitcase, "Ohhhh mannn"
Kim began to undress, "All I have to do to pass for an employee is to dress shabbily, be under paid and pissed off."
Rufus watched as she pinned her hair into a bun and tucked it underneath a baseball cap, she then put on a blue top and a pair of jeans.
Kim stood looking at the transformation in the mirror, "There now I look shabby, GJ doesn't pay me so I'm under paid…Boy am I under paid, and I'm pissed off…Got it…Let's go Rufus."
Rufus ran out from behind the suitcase and climbed up Kim's leg to find his usual hiding place inside of a pocket, "Let's eat…yum, yum"
They snuck down the stairway towards the kitchen, there was little activity coming from down there mostly dishwashers waiting to finish the last of the evenings dinner dishes. She walked to where she was jumped by Iris the day before and there she could smell food, "Employee cafeteria, here we come."
There were only a handful of employee's in the cafeteria, so she picked up a plate and walked to the steam table, "Rib tips, baked chicken, pork chops, they do eat better than I do!"
She quickly made a plate and piled the food up high, she felt like she hadn't eaten in days and she knew Rufus would be in on the action. She grabbed a soda and sat at a table near some other employees to try and find out the Senior's evil scheme.
She looked at two men in kitchen attire talking at the next table, "French, I don't speak French…Wait it could be a code of some kind…If I wasn't so hungry I'd try to break it somehow."
Kim had to slow her eating down because the way she was attacking the plate was drawing unwanted attention. Rufus popped out of her pocket and grabbed a dinner roll and some cheese and disappeared again.
"Don't get any crumbs in the pockets." She whispered urgently to Rufus.
Bonnie and Ron changed into their swim suits for their walk on the evening stroll, they held hands as they walked on the white sandy beach, "Remember Ron we're only holding hands just in case Kim sees us."
Ron smiled, Bonnie wasn't sounding to convincing to him anymore but he played along, "Oh…Yea…I remember."
She spotted a large palm try that faced the ocean and the sunset, "Let's go sit under that tree."
He nodded and followed her to the tree. She had him sit down first, then she had him spread his legs so she could take a seat on the ground between them. She lay back against his chest and together they both watched the sun go down.
Bonnie wiped a tear from her eye, "This is so romantic."
Ron wrapped his arms around her middle and held her tight, "Bonnie…this is going to sound crazy…No…I better not say it."
She turned her head back to look at him, "You can say whatever you want, I won't get mad."
He smiled and looked away down the beach, "I know this might sound crazy…but I'm starting to not care if Kim sees us or not."
Bonnie smiled and gave him a light kiss on the lips, "I…I'm starting to feel the same way."
They sat together watching the sunset and once the sun had passed from the sky the two young lovers began to kiss, tentatively at first and then more passionately. Together the two had awakened some deep longing that each of them held, and what started out as a plan to develop a relationship between Ron and Kim had now changed.
Bonnie was the only thing that seemed to mater in Ron's mind, he couldn't put a finger on when the change of plan had occurred but it did occur, "How could I have been so blind to Bonnie for so long?"
Ron was full of surprises and had captured something in Bonnie's imagination, she couldn't place it but she knew if Kim tried to interfere with her new man, martial arts expert or no. She was going to be in for one hell of a cat fight, "How did he become so ungeeky? Where on earth had he learned how to kiss like this? Why didn't I see this before?"
The two made their way back towards the resort, neither of them talking, each lost in their own private thoughts until they reached the resort and Bonnie saw Kim coming up the stairs from the employee's cafeteria.
She quickly pushed Ron against the wall and in an hurried voice she barked out an order, "Ron, grab my butt." Then she pulled him to her for a passionate kiss.
Bonnie was still wearing the thong bikini from the previous day and when Ron grabbed her butt he grabbed a bare ass cheek. Kim came to the top of the stairs and saw the two of them and snapped.
"RON YOU LET THAT BUTT GO, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!"
The two startled lovers jumped at the sound of Kim screaming at them, then Ron narrowed his eyes, "Well considering I've been with this butt…I mean Bonnie all day I think I have a pretty good idea where it's been."
Kim's eyes bulged out and she began to turn red at Ron disobeying a direct order from her, when a voice from behind her took her by surprise.
"Ron you go right on squeezing Bonnie's butt."
Kim spun to face Monique, "Don't tell me you approve of Ron's butt squeezing?"
Monique smiled and shook her head, "You're jellin' because he's squeezing Bonnie's butt and not yours."
She took a step back from her friend, "That's not true."
Bonnie stroked Ron's chest, "Trust me Kim, he can squeeze my butt all he wants, so go save the world or something…'K'."
Kim was beat red to the point where her skin began to match her hair, "RON WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER SAY!"
Ron chuckled, "KP, I think she'd be thrilled that I wasn't gay for Josh Mankey."
Kim fumed, "Well Josh would never consider squeezing my butt."
Bonnie chuckled, "What a shame."
The new couple began kissing again and Ron kept squeezing Bonnie's butt, Monique took Kim by the arm and led her away, "Let's head back inside…Then you can watch Junior squeeze my butt."
Kim glared at Monique, "You think this is funny, don't you?"
Monique put her hands together in mock desperation, "My just a friend is romantically involved with another girl, and it's not me, what will I doooooooo…Hell yea, I think it's funny."
Kim calmed down considerably, "Well he is my just a friend…isn't he?"
Monique shrugged, "I don't know what waffles around in that head of yours, let's go sneak into the luxury pantry and drown your troubles in ice cream."
Rufus popped out of Kim's pocket, "Ice Cream"
The two friends laughed and headed off towards the luxury pantry for a raid on its refrigerator.
Once they had left Ron pulled away from Bonnie, "I thought we didn't care if Kim was around or not."
Bonnie blushed and chuckled, "Oh yea…I forgot…Well back to kissing and butt squeezing."
The two began to kiss and hold one another for another couple of hours and Ron did lots of butt squeezing.
