A/N: This chapter is a little long, I've set myself a limit of around 2,500 words per chapter, this on is 2,800 but I think it's worth the extra 300 words. CAUTION: A little salty language, hot tubs, tropical drinks, and frank talks about E.D. and steriods and of course Evil.

Kim awoke well after breakfast was over the next morning; Ron had come by at 1:30 AM to pick up Rufus. He didn't have to wake her up because she couldn't sleep. Every time she had closed her eyes all she could picture was Ron squeezing 'That Girls' bare buttocks.

She was also feeling guilty for polishing off a pint of Neapolitan ice cream all by herself. When Ron picked up Rufus they had an argument which consisted mostly of Kim scolding Ron for not being more virtuous and Ron declaring that Bonnie liked having her butt squeezed and that she should try getting hers squeezed from time to time.

The argument came to an end when Kim declared that no one was ever going to squeeze her butt and Ron agreeing with her as he left. Kim didn't go to sleep till well after four in the morning from being so upset.

Kim sat on the bed after drying her hair, "Why should I care if Ron's squeezing anybodies butt…I mean as long as he washes afterwards."

She looked at herself in the mirror, "The water from these rusty pipes is killing my hair, I wish I had bought more conditioner with me.."

"Where to look for the senior's evil scheme today…Well Junior's not overly bright, maybe…No that would get Monique all upset, bad enough that Ron's mad at me." She thought sadly to herself.

Kim finished dressing and walked out the door and down to the beach and sat down under a palm tree, "Maybe there is no evil plan and that's why GJ wouldn't spring for a better room…They thought I was just being paranoid."

She stared out at the cool blue ocean and watched the occasional gull fly by, "I wonder if Josh would squeeze my butt…It would probably be kind squeezing not hard and vulgar like Ron was doing to Bonnie."

There was a breeze coming in from the ocean and Kim closed her eyes, "I wish I could talk to Josh, maybe there is a way I can…Wade can figure it out."

Kim got up and ran back to the resort to get her Kimmunicator, "I wish I could figure out why this is bothering me so much…I never noticed what strong hands Ron had before this…Stop it…Head in the game Kim."

Once inside her room she fished the Kimmunicator out of her special female crime fighting purse and keyed contacted the young computer guru, "Wade, I need a favor…Can you patch me thru to Josh Mankey's cell phone?"

Wade shrugged, "Do you know what time it is here? Josh's cell phone? Any luck on finding the Senior's evil plan."

Kim frowned, "NO…I haven't given up yet though."

Wade's face disappeared and then Kim heard the ringing of a telephone and a girl answered it, "Hello" There was a small amount of giggling, "Stop it Josh."

Kim looked at the Kimmunicator, "TARA!"

"Oh Hi, Kim…Josh is a little busy right now…Ouch…Stop biting my butt." Tara scolded the unseen Josh Mankey.

"Hey Kim, you know how your always gone on missions and stuff…well me and Josh became kind of close while you were gone…ohhhhhh Josh that feels sooooo goooood…"

Kim sat on the bed with her mouth open, "He never bit my butt."

"Josh do you want to tell Kim about us?"

There was silence for a bit and then some more giggling and whispering, "Josh says to call back in the morning, he's busy right now….Ouch."

The Kimmunicator went dead as Tara ended the call. Kim sat in the small room staring at the device before putting it away. Her mind was blank as she walked out of the darkened room and into the sunlight.

She walked towards the pool and saw that Ron had graduated to rubbing sun block on the front of the now topless Bonnie. She turned away and walked back towards the lagoon there were folding tables without table cloths still standing with folding chairs from the day they arrived.

Kim walked over to one of the tables and turned it over, she started throwing chairs and anything else that she could find nearby. She was screaming incomprehensible words and growling.

Junior and Monique stared at her from the deck of the resort that over looked the lagoon. Junior pointed, "Is that Kim Possible freaking out by the lagoon."

Monique nodded, "Yea, I guess I better talk to her later."

Just as she said that Kim screamed out, "I'M LOOSING EVERYTHING I EVER CARED ABOUT!"

"Yea, I better talk to her...Now….I'll meet you in the dining room for dinner, OK?" She said to Junior before giving him a big hug.

"Whatever you say my banana girl…You always seem to know best." Junior said with a grin.

Monique returned the grin, "Got that right, big boy."

Kim slumped down into the last folding chair she hadn't flung into the lagoon, she was breathing heavily from the screaming and exertion, "What do I do now."

"You can get your skinny white ass out there and get those chairs out of the water."

She jumped out of the chair just as the first blow from the broom hit the chair, Iris was back from her day off, "GIT, GIT out there and git those chairs or 'The Man's' gonna have one of us do it and I ain't dragging no chairs from out of that water."

Kim ran into the water and began grabbing chairs as fast as she could, "Why me?"

Iris stood on the shore of the lagoon holding the broom menacingly, "Why you want to throw all those fine white chairs into the water anyway?"

Kim threw a chair up onto the shore, "My boyfriend Josh started cheating on me with one of my friends."

Iris chuckled, "See that's what happens you drag your fool ass all the way out here talkin' shit about evil plans and you ignore your man."

Kim turned and began walking out into the water for more chairs, "I help people that's what I do."

"Oh yea…'huh'…I don't see you helping anybody around here unless there's a broom involved." Iris pointed out.

She shook her head as she retrieved another set of chairs, "I stop people from taking over the world and…and all kinds of stuff."

Iris chuckled, "So you so busy saving the world, you neglect your man and expect him to just sit around and do nothin'…Course he's gonna find him a new woman."

Kim threw the chairs up on shore, "No, it's not like that, Josh was cool with what I do."

"Then why do you think he found him a new girl…Listen honey, men are easy to please, feed em', little sex, let them watch football on TV and they're happy." Iris told Kim with a big happy smile.

"Then why ain't you got no man"

Iris spun and confronted Monique, "Cause I don't like football, got a problem with that?"

Monique walked up to her unafraid of the broom wielding laundry attendant, "What if I do you gonna swat me with your broom, get your dried up old ass out of here. I'm the resident boy expert."

Monique then turned her attention to Kim, "Girl get your ass at of that water and let the help fetch those chairs."

Iris brought the broom stick back to swat Monique, she saw this and shoved a hand in the pocket of her Bermuda shorts, "Bitch, don't make me have to cut you."

Iris lowered the broom, "You ain't got no knife."

Monique took her hand out of her pocket, "I might, momma didn't raise no fool, now run your silly ass back up to that resort and fold some sheets or somthin'"

Iris put her hand on her hip, "Supposin' I ain't got no sheets to fold."

Monique got right up to within inches of her face, "Then you carry your skanky ass somewhere out of my face, that's what you do."

Iris's eyes got big, "Bitch no one talks to me like that."

Monique smiled, "Bring it on woman and I'll show you how we do things downtown."

Kim watched the argument and decided that things were going a little too far, "I…I got all the chairs out of the water."

Both Monique and Iris turned to Kim and at the same time, "SHUT YOUR ASS UP!"

Kim smiled uneasily and waived, "OK"

Iris's nerve broke first, and shook her broom at Monique "Good thing my break is over or I'd bust you upside your head."

Monique put her hand on hip, "Woman, I'd shove that broom stick up your ass and be dancin' you all over this island, now git your ass up that hill."

Iris started to walk up the hill, "This ain't over girl."

"Uh huh, you better hope it is or I'll bust you in your mouth and knock those false teeth of yours clean out of your mouth." Monique said with her hand on hip and her head bobbing around menacingly.

Kim watched Iris walk up the hill muttering to herself, and knew Monique had skills she needed to possess, "WOW, Monique that was great, can you teach me to that."

Monique turned and smiled, "That was fun, I don't get a chance to truly display my skills too much in Middleton."

Then she began to laugh, "Teach you…Girl you either got the rhythm or you don't…and you don't…Now drag your ass out of that water and tell me what your problem is."

Kim came trudging out of the water, "I…I called Josh…You know to make me feel better about the whole RonBon thing…He's seeing Tara now."

Monique nodded, "Seen it comin' Tara been making eyes at Josh for a while now."

"Then why didn't you tell me?" Kim asked exasperated.

"Because I figured you were only going out with Josh to avoid your feelings for Ron." Monique said in a serious voice.

Kim laughed, "Nooo, me and Ron are just friends."

Monique stared at Kim, and this made her nervous, "Really"

"Well let's head back to your room and get you changed." Monique said as she looked at her rather soggy friend.

As they were walking up the hill Monique started the conversation again, "Then why so upset about Ron and Bonnie?"

Kim was ready for this question, "Because Bonnie is going to use and hurt him…It's not fair to Ron."

Monique smiled, "So you're not the least bit jellin' over the RonBon thing?"

Kim laughed, "No why should I care if Ron went from squeezing her butt to rubbing her breasts."

"WHAT…SHUT UP…She didn't…" Monique gasped.

"What?"

Monique smiled and shook her head, "You better find you a new side kick, Ron's going to be retiring when we get back to Middleton."

Kim laughed, "No he won't, it's what we do?"

Monique laughed, "I have the feeling squeezing butts and rubbing breasts is what Ron's going to be interested in doing for quite sometime."

Kim shook her head, "No he'll come to his senses and realize Bonnie isn't right for him."

Monique narrowed her eyes, "Just who is right for Ron?"

They reached Kim's room and went inside. Kim looked around and shrugged before peeling off her wet pants and shirt, "Monique can you throw these out the door while I grab a quick shower?"

Monique looked at her, "Out the door?"

Kim stretched her arms out and came close to touching both walls of her room, "As you can see there's not much room in here."

She went into the bathroom for a quick shower and Monique shook her head and walked outside and hung the wet clothes up on a tie wall just outside the room, "She's going to try and avoid my question."

Kim walked out of the shower and began to dry off, "How do I know what girl is right for Ron…I just know it isn't Bonnie."

She hopped out of the shower and began to dry off, and called to her friend on the other side of the door, "MONIQUE?"

"YEA"

"I DON'T KNOW WHO THE RIGHT GIRL IS FOR RON."

Monique began laughing and called to Kim on the other side of the door, "I KNOW A GIRL THAT IS RIGHT FOR HIM"

Kim threw open the door and glared at her, "WHO?"

Monique began laughing, "I was thinking of you…So amp down."

Kim chuckled and blushed, "Oh…Noooooo, Ron's just a friend, I was only curious to see who you thought was right for her."

Monique shook her head, "Girl you are hopeless and if you don't figure it out soon, Ron's going to be on the Bonnie trail and there's not turning back after that."

Kim looked around nervously, "Like I care about Bonnie trails..."

Monique shrugged, "Look...Kim...We're having a hot tub party in Junior's room after diner….Why don't you join us?"

Kim lowered her eyes, "I'll…I'll think about it."

She had sat patiently through diner, watching Bonnie and Ron carry on their new relationship, "Don't they have rooms?"

Monique and Junior were no better so Kim decided the best move was to sneak into the employee's cafeteria again after she finished her ham sandwich and corn chips in the dining room.

Once again she dressed shabbily and snuck into the lower level to have a good meal, "Ham sandwich and Fritos indeed." She thought as she ate with the other employees.

She went back to her room and sat on her bed, "I guess I could go to the hot tub party…I have a strong stomach and can handle the Bonnie trail."

Kim changed into a black one piece swim suit and slipped on a pair of flip flops and walked up the stairs to Junior's room. She stood outside took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

She could hear Junior's voice on the other side of the door, "Who is it?"

Kim chuckled and shook her head, "Kim Possible."

"Oh…It is Kim Possible, you can come in."

Kim opened the door and walked into the room, there was Junior, Monique, Ron, and Bonnie all in the hot tub, she looked at the floor and seen swim suits bunched up in a pile on the floor.

Kim looked up, "Your all naked?"

Rufus popped out of the water, "Yea Naked"

Ron shrugged, "Bonnie said swim suits only get in the way."

"IN THE WAY OF WHAT?" Kim said in a loud voice.

Monique laughed, "Shuck the suit and get in Kim, you know what they say four is fun and five is an orgy."

Kim blushed and shook her head as she backed out of the room, "Nooooooo, Noooooo, that's alright…I'll just head back to my room."

She walked dejectedly back to her room, "Ron in a hot tub…naked with…with BONNIE!"

She returned to the room and sat on the bed, "I guess Ron's hippity hoppiting down the Bonnie trail."

Monique shrugged, "I guess she has modesty issues."

Bonnie chuckled, "Among other things…So you were saying Josh and Tara are hooked up now?"

"Looks that way." Monique confirmed.

Bonnie smirked, "Serves little miss perfect right, she never spent any time with him."

Bonnie noticed Ron grimacing, "What…Don't tell me you feel sorry for her."

He closed his eyes, "Bonnie…Kim's still my friend…I didn't like Josh but that's who she chose to have as a boyfriend…So I supported it for her."

"Ron do you honestly think that Kim would support you and me as a couple?" Bonnie asked.

Before Ron could answer he was splashed by water from Monique, "Enough worrying about Kim, we're here to have a party…So let's party naked."

Monique curled up to Junior, "I have to admire your self control RRBF, I thought for sure you'd have a stiffy for me."

Junior smiled, "I took so many steroids when I lifted weights to obtain my fabulous body that father says I have…ummmm…Electoral Deficiencies."

Monique didn't miss a beat at the new revelation, "That's erectile dysfunction and they make pills to make it all better."

Bonnie chuckled, "Well my Ronnikin's sure doesn't have that problem….Do you Ronnie?" Bonnie asked as she casually let her hand brush up against Ron's pelvic area that was beneath the water.

Ron jumped a little and chuckled, "Yea…I guess not."

Junior smiled and shook his head, "The steroids have also rendered me sterile."

Bonnie and Ron's smiles froze on their faces, Ron found his voice first, "Ummm…Dude…too much information."

Monique smiled and put a hand on his chest, "That's alright honey if we ever wanted to have kids, I could just take secret lovers."

Junior's eyes brightened, "You mean we could have children and I would never have to know about it?"

Ron lost his smile and just stared at Junior, "Surely no one on the planet can be this stupid?"

Monique grinned, "I…suppose…are you asking me to marry you Junior?"

Junior scratched his head and then put a finger to his mouth and then grinned happily, "My banana girl is trying to trick me."

Then he gave Monique a big hug, "You are so devious, you could be really evil one day if you wished."

Bonnie cuddled closer to Ron, "All this nakedness and tropical drinks that Ron kept giving me is making me feel…a little evil."

Ron smiled, "Booyahhhhh on the evil and tropical drinks!"

Rufus popped out of the water and onto the deck, "EVIL…Yea"