A/N: Warning contains sexual inuindos and misunderstandings galore, so if your...uncomfortable with the tools read no further!

Ron and Rufus woke up early the next morning the corrupting influence of last night's hot tub party still fresh on his mind he made his way towards Bonnie's room, "Last night was great wasn't it Rufus?"

Rufus popped out of the pocket of Ron's Bermuda shorts, they were both wearing matching outfits for the day. Khaki Bermuda shorts, red tank top and a pair of Oakley wrap around sunglasses. Rufus gave his big buddy a thumbs up, "Yeaaaaaaa…Naked"

Ron was feeling especially masculine and confident today since in baseball parlances he had run the bases pretty well the night before and felt that if he had only spent the night in her room as Bonnie suggested he may have even scored.

He approached the door and then closed his eyes, imagining what his hot new cheerleader girlfriend would be dressed in today. The thoughts left him weak kneed as he reached out and knocked on the door, "Will she answer the door in the nude or have on a thong…Which is almost as good as being naked."

After a long moment the door opened and there was a very sleepy looking Bonnie wearing a short blue bath rob, "Your up awfully early this morning, if you would have stayed the night with me….we could have slept in."

Ron smiled, "Yeaaaa…well…I kind of regret not staying…Mind if I come in?"

Bonnie was rubbing the back of her neck and took a while to answer since she was still half asleep, "Oh…Yea…Sure…I have to warn you, it's kind of warm in my room…The air conditioning went out."

She turned and walked away from the door with Ron following behind her, "I guess…I guess I should take a quick shower before breakfast…I'm starving."

Ron sat on a chair while Bonnie took a shower, "Awwww…I should have invited myself along, you can never be too clean."

Kim left her room for another day of discovering evil, so far she had antagonized almost everyone but so far, no evil plan, scheme, ray, person, bomb, had revealed itself, "Maybe everyone is right…I'm just paranoid…Hey…Being paranoid doesn't mean that everyone is not out to get you."

Kim walked towards the dining room for breakfast and then stopped and sat on a couch in the hallway, "Great another morning of watching Ron and Bonnie swapping spit and playing tonguezies…I never did anything like that with Josh, our kisses were always sweet and chaste…Dirty Ron…Filthy Bonnie."

She looked at the wall directly opposite of her and noticed a large ventilation shaft, "Hmmmm….I've discovered the best evil plans crawling around inside of large HVAC duct work…Nahhhh."

She looked up the hallway and then down the other side, "Still I don't think Iris would follow me into the duct work and if she did…She couldn't swat me with a broom."

Kim looked around to make sure the coast was clear and then pulled the vent off and crawled inside and then pulled the vent back into place, "Now to find evil."

Bonnie finished with her shower and was drying off, "Wow, it's really humid in here without the air conditioning….Maybe I should treat Ron and just walk outside all wet and nude."

She smiled at the thought and made up her mind, "That's what I'm going to do…and whatever happens…happens."

Bonnie smiled broadly and reached for the door knob and turned it. It came off in her hand, "What…No…I can't be trapped in here."

She tried to replace the door knob and turn it but to no avail, "Ron….I need some help."

Ron heard Bonnie call for help thru the closed door, "What's up Bon Bon?"

"I can't get the door open, the knob fell off, can you open it from that side?"

Ron reached for the knob and turned it and pulled and found himself holding the other door knob and the mechanism but the door remained locked, "Bonnie…It came off in my hand…I'll go get some help."

Bonnie was in a panic, "NO RON, I'm naked in here…Do you see my pink suit case?"

He turned and looked around and finally found it, "Yea, I see it."

"OK, open it up and you'll see some tools in there."

Ron lifted an eyebrow, "Tools?"

He opened the suitcase and sure enough there were tools inside, "What am I looking for?"

"I have a screwdriver set…Do you see it?"

Ron dug through the luggage, "Socket set, cordless drill, what's this? Hey Bonnie there's something in here that looks like sockets but…they're really long."

Bonnie chuckled, "That's a deep well socket set, now look for the screwdrivers."

Ron found the screw driver set and looked at the mechanism, and found a screw driver to match the screws that had come out of the door knob assembly, "OK, I have one, it's kind of big though."

Bonnie nodded, "You grabbed the ten inch screwdriver it'll work ok for this job."

Kim could hear talking coming from one end of the vent and decided to work her way in that direction, "I'll bet there's evil happening at the other end."

Ron put the door knob back in to place, "OK, I think I'm ready."

Bonnie nodded as she tried to judge just what he was doing on the other side, "OK, Ron stick your tool in the hole and start screwing….NOT THAT HOLE."

Kim froze in her tracks, "Oh My God, Oh My God, she's taking Ron's virginity and he doesn't even know what goes where."

"Like this…It's an awfully snug fit" Ron asked.

Kim gasped as she heard Ron's voice, "Poor Ron…is losing his innocence before he's ready."

"It's supposed to be snug, now start screwing." Bonnie answered.

Kim was trying to turn around in the duct work, she was not quite ready to accept her friend from pre-k as being sexually active but she just couldn't pull herself away, "I should leave…Ron should have some privacy…Bonnie is evil."

"Oh yea that's it Ron…Keep screwing…uh huh"

"Bonnie you are so dead." Kim thought as she continued to listen in.

Ron continued to use the screwdriver but didn't think the screws were taking hold on the other side of the door, Rufus popped out of his pocket and tried to help, "Rufus not now…I'm busy."

Kim covered her mouth, "Oh my God, Rufus is in there with them that is just sick."

"I don't know Bonnie am I doing it right?"

"You're doing fine. Now Ron, I realize this is your first time using that tool, but trust me I know about these things."

Kim let out a low chuckle, "I'm sure you have lots of experience with tools….whore."

Ron continued working on the door, wiping sweat from his brow, "I'm getting kind of tired Bonnie."

Bonnie shook her head, "Boys…Ron you wouldn't leave Kim hanging like this would you?"

Ron shook his head, "No"

Bonnie still trapped in the bathroom had the perfect solution, "Well just close your eyes, pretend I'm Kim and keep screwing."

Ron nodded, "I can do that."

Kim didn't know what to cover first, her mouth, ears, or her eyes, "Oh my God, Oh my God…Nooooooo Ron…That is just sick and wrong on so many levels…Bonnie letting him do that to her and letting him pretend…IT'S ME!"

"That's sooooo good Ron, keep it up, yea, oh yea, almost there…"

Kim turned in the duct work and frantically made for the way she came in, "I can't let this one pass…I have to confront them with this?"

Ron opened the door to the bathroom and Bonnie gave him a big hug, "So what did you think of your first time with that tool?"

Ron smiled and nodded, "I kind of feel…like a man now."

Kim's cheeks puffed out as she scrambled towards the vent, "I hope he was using protection, as much as Bonnie gets around…No telling what she could pass on to him."

She managed to crawl back to the vent and carefully looked both ways before kicking the vents lose to crawl out. Her mind was on fire, "Ron having sex with Bonnie and pretending it was me and Bonnie encouraging it…ewwwww!"

Once she was free of the duct work, Kim replaced the large square vent and then began to stomp towards Bonnie's room and then stopped, "What…if they ask how I know they were having sex…What if Ron becomes so embarrassed he never talks to me again?"

She sat in an overstuffed wing chair in the hall way to think over what she was going to do when the door to Bonnie's room opened and two very sweaty teenagers emerged. Kim stood up quickly, "H…Hi…ummm…guys."

Bonnie looked at Kim and nodded, "Hi Kim, Come on tool man."

Ron was grinning stupidly, "Hey Kp, she calls me her tool man."

Kim had a frozen smile on her face, "I can't imagine why?"

Ron moved past Kim to take Bonnie's hand and she smiled at him, "Not bad for your first time."

He nodded, "I want to do that some more."

Bonnie smiled, "Maybe once we get home, after all dad taught me everything I know."

Kim nearly swallowed her tongue, "EWWWWWWWWW…I just knew the Rockwaller's were THAT kind of family."

Once they rounded the corner and out of earshot of Kim, Ron looked at Bonnie, "Your dad taught you about tools?"

Bonnie nodded, "Yea, I helped him rebuild the engine in that old Pontiac Catalina of his."

Ron nodded, "Ahhhhhh so I guess it's normal for girls to carry that many tools when they travel."

Bonnie shook her head and rolled her eyes, "I'd have more but they keep confiscating my bolt cutters, hammers, and putty knives at the airport whenever I try to travel."

They went into the dining room together and sat across from Monique and Junior. Monique took one look at the two of them and shook her head, "Wow what were you two doing to work up that kind of sweat?"

Bonnie rolled her eyes, "The AC is out in my room and then I got locked in the bathroom until Ron rescued me."

Junior looked at Bonnie, "That is very strange because my Air Conditioning went out as well and I had to have Monique fan me."

Monique giggled nervously, "I…I'd rather we not talk about that SENOR."

Junior pulled nervously at his shirt collar, "But of course my little banana girl."

Kim finally entered the dining room and sat next to Ron at the large round banquet table, "Hey, how's…everything going today?"

Ron nodded, "My day's going great."

Kim narrowed her green eyes at Ron, "I suppose it is."

Ron saw the look and smiled nervously, Bonnie didn't see Kim's expression but she did see Senior, Sr. and walked away from the table to tell him about the problem with the air conditioning, "I'll be right back."

Kim scooted closer to Ron and whispered conspiratorially, "So…What was it like?"

Ron who was still smiling nervously didn't quite comprehend what Kim was getting at and whispered back, "What was…what like?"

Kim forced a subtle laugh, "You know…You…and Bonnie…Alone in her room."

Now Ron understood, "Ohhhhh…Shaaaaa…No big…It was hot and sticky mostly…Air isn't working you know."

Kim smiled knowingly, "He's so cute, he doesn't want me to know that he's sexually active with Bonnie."

"Soooooooo that's all you have to say…Hot and sticky?"

He shrugged, "I don't know I guess being alone with Bonnie isn't much different than when you're alone with Josh?"

Kim's smile froze on her face, "Ronald Stoppable…Just what are you implying?"

Ron looked bewildered, "Ummm…That you and…Josh probably spent a lot of time…alone together."

Kim's eyes narrowed, "So you think I was alone with Josh A LOT do you? So what your saying is I'm a harlot, a common street walker, trying to get Josh alone and making him perform…You know…Dirty things to do me."

Ron sat at the table blinking, "Ummm…KP…What are you talking about?"

She put her index finger in Ron's face, "You know what I'm talking about, what Josh and I had was innocent and pure, not cheap and tawdry like you and Bonnie."

Ron looked over at Monique, "Ummm…Hey Monique…What's for breakfast."

Kim sneered, "Don't you dare try to change the subject on me, it's not that I'm a prude far from it, beneath this hardened crime fighting shell I project to the public beats the heart of a sensitive and caring woman."

Ron sat in his chair with his mouth open, "Ummm…Kim…This whole conversation wouldn't really be about you and Josh would it?"

"Me and Josh, that's a laugh, I'm only thinking of you and…You just don't understand deep emotional things like I do…I'm going outside to breath in the wholesome, fresh, clean, non-sticky air." Kim then stood up and left in a huff.

Bonnie returned to the table, "Senior, Sr. referred me to François the head of engineering, we got to talking and reasoned that it has to be a faulty solenoid on one of the large evaporator units on the roof…He's going to have it fixed."

Ron still stunned by Kim's tirade just nodded, "Umm…Yea…that…that's what…I thought it was…too."

Bonnie smiled, "I have a basic understanding of refrigeration…What was Kim's problem, she was running outside like her hair was on fire."

"I think she's having a tough time coping with losing Josh." Monique said quietly.

Bonnie laughed, "Yea…I figured Tara would nail down Josh sooner or later, Kim's always out saving the world and never having any Josh time available."

Monique nodded, "That is true, she spent more time with Ron than she did with him."

"Yea, I'm glad Ron's going to be retiring from duty when we return home." Bonnie said offhandedly.

Ron looked at her, "I am?"

Bonnie nodded and narrowed her eyes, "Shaaaaa…Of course…Your going to be spending more time with me than running off with little Ms. Perfect all the time…Right?"

"Well…I…I never really thought about it." Ron said trying not to look directly into Bonnie's eyes.

"RIGHT RON!" Bonnie said more forcefully this time.

"Ummm…Yea…yea, your right, I need to spend more time with Bonnie, who cares what happens to the world." Ron said after reasoning it out in his own mind.

Monique smiled weakly, "I guess this is it for Team Possible."

Senior, Sr. stepped to the head of the table, "For your final day here we will be serving Champaign with all our meals today as our way of thanking you for being our first guests of our new resort….All except Ms. Possible who will be served our complimentary diet cola…And once again from Junior and myself we would like to thank you for making our opening week such a splendid success."

Ron applauded politely with the rest of the guests but his heart wasn't in it, "How am I going to tell Kim, it's over?"