A/N: I do not hate Kim, but this chapter is going to prove pivitol in chapter 12 the final chapter, this story was just a bit of light writing and to have fun with so I should wrap it up shortly. Once again thank you for your reviews, I really appreciate them.
Bubba
Kim walked out of the resort and found herself in a gazebo that over looked the pool, "I…I shouldn't have wigged out on Ron, I…I should…be happy he found someone…I just wish it wasn't Bonnie."
She looked up and saw Iris walking towards the boat house carrying luggage, "This is strange, I better follow up from a distance and see what she is up to."
The palm trees by the boat house provided cover as Kim edged ever closer to the boat house and what she hoped would be the unraveling of the Senior's evil scheme, "Where did she go?"
"I thought that was you."
Kim jumped as she was surprised by Iris's loud voice coming from behind her, "I wasn't snooping around don't hit me with that broom."
Iris started laughing, "Girl, I quit, I've got a new job on the mainland in Thailand, I don't have to listen those idiot Senior's anymore, I don't have to put up with crazy white girls and I get to run the place…I'm going to be the boss from now on."
Kim smiled happily, "Great, I'm glad to hear that…So since your leaving…If you knew of any…say…oh…evil…"
Iris rolled her eyes, "There is no evil plan except to feed the people fancy food until they all die of heart attacks."
Kim's eyes grew big, "I KNEW IT…In thirty or forty years Ron could have a serious heart problem, I have to warn him."
Iris watched as Kim turned and ran back up the hill towards the resort, "That girl is ate up…Glad I'm out of this nut house."
Kim made it back to the resort and saw Ron talking to Bonnie and then he waived at Kim and motioned for her to come to him, "Kim…I need to talk with for a few minutes."
She nodded and started towards him, she saw him saying a few words to Bonnie and then she nodded her head and walked away, "I don't think this is going to be happy talk but that doesn't matter right now have to save Ron from heart disease."
Kim had on one of her most grave mission faces as she approached her partner, "Ron…Iris told me all about the plan, the food you guys are eating is high in cholesterol and you could die of heart disease in thirty or forty years."
Ron's mouth fell open and then he quickly recovered his composure, "I…I promise I'll eat only fat free nacos when we return home…Anyway KP…"
Kim chuckled and held up her hand, "I know, I know…"
Ron looked at her, "You do?"
"Look Ron, I'm sorry about…this morning…I've just been under a lot of stress…you know…Josh and Tara, the Senior's evil scheme, worrying about if I'm going to have to reimburse GJ if I don't find anything going on…and watching my best friend…find a new girlfriend and slowly dieing of heart disease." Kim told him as she took a seat under the gazebo.
Ron smiled and nodded and sat down across from her, "Wow this might be easier than I thought."
"Yea…You noticed that me and Bonnie have kind of become close during the trip."
Kim chuckled and rolled her eyes, "Yea, like who could miss that?"
Ron laughed nervously, "Yea…right…well…We…we kind of want to try a relationship thing when we get back home…and…well Bonnie wants me to…sort of…kind of stop going on missions."
Kim narrowed her eyes, "But Ron it's what we're all about."
"No, Kim it's what you are all about." Ron said gently.
"I…I don't understand?"
Ron softly chuckled, "Kim I've crushed on you for so long…I…I always admired the way you never give up, the way your butt moves when your climbing up the rope when I'm underneath you, the way you look at me when a lair is blowing up and how you run as we are escaping from the place without so much as being singed."
They both looked at one another and laughed nervously, "I…I came here hoping that somehow…I could find a way to have you…you know…like me the way you like Josh."
Kim blushed, "Ron…we're just friends and that's what we're all about too."
He nodded his head in agreement, "I know that now, but you lost Josh because of all the save the world stuff…and…I…don't want to lose Bonnie like that. If we make a good couple that's great…if not, well at least I'll know it's not because of the missions."
Kim bristled, "I did not lose Josh because of the missions, it was because of that no good two faced back stabbing Tara Thompson and now her best friend Bonnie Rockwaller is trying to take you away from me and trying to destroy what we always stood for."
Ron was looking at the swimming pool and trying to think of something to say but he couldn't come up with anything, "I…I have to go Kim…Bonnie and I are going down to the beach to look for shells."
Kim stood up as Ron was beginning to walk away, "I see how it is, you think butt squeezing and using your tool is more important than saving the world…Well don't come running to me when your one of Drakken's brain dead lackeys."
He turned towards Kim and smiled weakly, "I…I'll see ya around…and I'll make sure to watch my cholesterol."
The wind was snatched from Kim's sails; the fleeting rage that she had felt had ran its course, "What do I do now? Why do I keep…getting upset when I think about Ron with Bonnie?"
Kim began walking back to the dining room when she saw Senior, Sr., she tried to duck out of the way but it was too late for he had spotted her, "Ahhhhhhhh, There you are Ms. Possible, I missed you at breakfast, is everything with your stay with us satisfactory?"
"I guess it's OK, I haven't figured out the fiendish plot yet…I'm having a miserable time, my boyfriend Josh left me, Ron likes Bonnie and that bugs me and I don't know why? And I haven't blown anything to bits in nearly a week." Kim said dejectedly as she slumped into one of the leather wing back chairs that sat just outside of the dining room.
Senior, Sr. looked terribly distressed and then he thought that he may have the answer to Kim's problem, "Forgive me for saying Ms. Possible, but I think I may have the answer to your problems."
Kim looked at him, "Well…Why should I trust you?"
Senior, Sr. shrugged, "You are a very headstrong young woman, but you obviously know best so I will take my leave of you."
"NO…Wait, I didn't mean…Would you…" Kim said ashamed at her earlier statement.
"Tell you what I think…Yes, well as far as not finding an evil scheme or finding an excuse to blow up our tropical paradise…to tell you the truth, there is no evil scheme."
Kim looked at incredulously but Senior, Sr. raised a finger to stop her from talking, " I am on vacation here and I do so hate to trouble my vastly large and well funded brain with take over the world schemes, when I could be riding my dirt bikes on the other side of the island."
Kim frowned, "Then I've wasted the entire trip for nothing."
Senior held up the palms of his hands, "I'm afraid so. You were so worried about finding a plot or a scheme that your boyfriend George found a new girlfriend and the boy you always turn to for support and encouragement has also found a new girlfriend."
Kim drew circles on the carpeting with her feet, "I…I guess so…and his name is Josh."
Senior nodded, "I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you actually harbor deep feelings for Ron but are afraid to show them for fear of what people may think of you."
Kim began to laugh and shake her head, "Me have feelings for Ron…Noooooo, not happening, he's just…Ron."
Senior smiled, "Then why so upset that he has found a girlfriend that makes him happy."
Kim narrowed her green eyes, "They aren't happy, how can he be happy with Bonnie…When…He…he…"
"Ms. Possible, I'm afraid you do have deep feelings for Mr. Stoppable but your fear of what others might say prevents you from embracing those feelings."
Kim was quiet and looked up and then bristled, "I am not afraid of what people think."
Senior laughed, "But of course you are, you are 16 andwhat other people think is very important to you. You are afraid they would laugh because Ron is not an overly attractive boy, or that he is not very athletic or have good grades."
Kim shook her head, she had secretly thought about these things in the dark recesses of her mind and out of shame had pushed them to the nagging thoughts away, "NO, no that's not true…"
Senior lifted an eyebrow, "Tell me about George was he a football player?"
"No…Josh, he's a musician and he's an artist and he has the cutest nose and a great haircut, and he's smart and…did I mention how cute he is?" Kim said dreamily.
Senior smiled, "A catch to be sure, he sounds nothing like your friend Ron. He sounds like the kind of boy every girl would like to date and this you chose him over your friend Ron."
"Well Duh' I mean Ron a bit of a clown, whothinks he can dance, has a bad hair day everyday, sometimes he doesn't even shower and can smell a bit gamey, probably because he's not overly bright if you know what I mean." Kim said to Senior with a chuckle and a knowing wink.
"So there is no way you would ever consider having Ronald Stoppable as your boyfriend?"
Kim rolled her eyes and laughed defiantly, "I wouldn't date Ron Stoppable if he was the last boy on earth, I mean as a friend he's…adequate but as a boyfriend, …Please and thank you, I don't think so…I mean let's face it...Back home there's this thing called the food chain and…well let's face it, Ron's kind of a bottom feeder if you know what I mean. What I'm really saying is only a complete loser would have any interest in him as boyfriend material."
Senior, Sr. smiled and pointed behind Kim, "Obviously Ms. Rockwaller thinks differently."
Kim's blood froze as she got up from the chair to see who was behind her and much to her horror it was Ron and Bonnie, "OH NO"
Ron's facehad lost all of it's colorand his jaw began to quiver, he tried to regain control but his voice was faltering, "I…I mean, we…found sea shells…at the…uhhh beach." He said as he raised a small box that he had in his hands, "I think, I had better go back to my room now, I'm not ready…for the food ch...errrr hungry for lunch right now."
Bonnie took him by the arm and quietly tried to comfort him, "Don't listen to her Ron, I'll go with you back to your room…I don't feel very hungry anymore either."
Kim blushed red from embarrassment and shame but that quickly turned to rage as she turned on Senior, Sr., "YOU TRICKED ME!"
Senior, Sr. looked wounded, "I never, I only thought that I would help you discover your true feelings for Ron but I was mistaken as you obviously harbor no romantic feelings for your friend…err...school mate what so ever."
"I ought to teach you a lesson and just blow this whole…"
"Kim, what did you say to Ron?" Monique said as she and Junior were now approaching the dining room.
Kim spun around, "NOTHING, I…I'll get things straightened out with Ron later."
Senior, Sr. smiled wickedly, "It should be easy to do since he is…uhhhh…how did you put it…ahhhhhh yes, not overly bright."
Monique shook her head, "Girl that boy is bawling and Bonnie is practically carrying him back to his room."
Kim winced and felt awful first for allowing Senior, Sr. to play her and then for saying all those terrible things about her best friend, "Oh…I…Poor Ron…I have to go to him."
"I…I'll talk to him, he'll be OK."
Junior shrugged, "Well he's your friend."
Senior, Sr. narrowed his eyes, "Junior after all the nasty things she said about him, I would hardly call them friends."
Monique gasped, "Kim what did you do?"
Kim was feeling very uncomfortable, and was trying to deflect the guilt from herself by pointing at Senior, Sr., "He…he tricked me."
Senior, Sr. shook his head, "I thought you really liked him as more than just a friend and was only trying to make you realize that…You got yourself into this predicament all on your own."
Monique shook her head, "Girl I don't believe you…You've been friends with him since Pre K and you just throw all that out the window just because you don't like Bonnie…That is just so...sad."
Junior shrugged, "I don't understand…You do not like Ron anymore?"
Monique shook her head, "Let's go into the dining room." And then she turned to Kim as they walked by, "You just couldn't stand by your Ron could you."
Kim frantically tried to explain but no one was listening, "No…It's not like that…He tricked me."
Everyone walked by her and shook their heads as they headed into the dinning room. Kim looked at all the sad faces and then slumped back down into her chair, "I have soooooo screwed this whole thing up…I need a plan."
She wiped a small tear from her eye, "I need a plan…I...I could make things right with Ron, and blow this Island Paradise to bits…That sounds like a good plan."
Then she bit her lower lip, "No…no more plans, I'll just focus on making up with Ron. There will be other days for the Senior's…They can wait…After all they are just bread on the shelf…mine for the taking."