-I-

The heavy metal door slammed shut, Kim walked over and sat on the wooden bunk that was attached to the wall by chains, in frustration she screamed at the door, "DON'T THINK YOU'VE HEARD THE LAST OF THIS…I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN…"

Kim's shoulders sagged, "You'll all be sorry when my boyfriend Ron…NO, my just a friend Ron comes here to save me."

She sat on the bunk and looked at the floor of the dark dank cell, "Why can't Ron be more than just a friend?"

"You askin' me?"

Kim jumped, "W…Who's there."

"Hey there Princess."

Kim frowned and quickly jumped to her feet, "SHEGO"

Shego walked out into what little light was coming thru the barred windows, Kim let out a gasp as she realized that Shego was naked, "Shego, what happened to your clothes?"

Shego chuckled and wiped a lone drop of sweat from between her breasts, "It gets so hot and humid in here…I just had to take them off….Don't you want to…take your clothes off too?"

Kim shook here head, "No"

Shego smiled, "Kim…Have you ever thought of having a girl…as more than…just a friend/"

"Ewwwww…No" Kim said wrinkling up her nose at the idea.

Shego put her hands on her hips, "So you like boys, huh…Never thought about trying to have a meaningful relationship with a women?"

Kim laughed and shook her head, "No"

Shego nodded her head, "So do you have a boyfriend?"

"I…I…used to but he found another girlfriend." Kim said sadly.

"What was his name?" Shego asked out of curiosity.

Kim raised her chin defiantly, "Josh…For your information."

Shego nodded and then smiled wickedly, "Ever let him in your pants?"

Kim's eyes grew big, "NO, Josh would never think about doing anything….like that."

Shego laughed, "You know why Princess? It's because Josh is a fag and so are you."

Kim gasped, "I AM NOT."

"Face it Kimmie you spent so much time wrestling me, because you've always secretly wanted me as a lover admit it." Shego accused her.

Kim's temper flared, "No, I could never ever have a relationship with another girl, I have nothing against gay people but I am just not that way."

Shego giggled, "Come on Kim, get naked with me and let's just get with it."

Kim put her hands on her hips, "Shego, homosexuality goes against everything I've been brought up to believe in, I have never, nor will I ever have an interest in entering into a lesbian relationship…especially with someone like you."

"Awwww Kimmie, your words hurt…I…I guess Drakken is right, I am ugly." Shego said rather dejectedly.

Kim for some inexplicable reason felt sorry for Shego, "No, that's not true, I mean…You have perky breasts and nice hips and a beautiful face if you'd only smile more often."

"Gotcha, you do want me, wow…you was really checking me out."

Kim looked around the cell trying to think of how she could explain herself out of this one, "No…I was…just…trying to make you feel pretty…yea, that's it…I mean after all I do find you thoroughly repugnant."

Shego narrowed her gaze on her, "So where's nerdlinger?"

Kim's shoulders slumped, "He went back home with my high school rival Bonnie…He said he liked me but…I was so stuck on Josh."

Shego snickered, "So tell me about Josh?"

Kim shrugged, "He was gorgeous, smart, funny, an artist and had his own band."

"He sounds gay to me…That's why you liked Josh because he is gay and so are you." Shego said clearly trying to goad Kim into facing the truth."

Kim shook her head again, "NO"

Shego let out a laugh, "Because Nerdlinger is anything but gay and you felt safe with your platonic male friend Josh holding hands and giving each other chaste little kisses because you knew deep down inside that's all you would be getting out of Josh."

Kim was starting to become angry, "NO, That's not true…Ron's just…not as mature as Josh is…Josh is in touch with his feelings."

"Soooo Josh is all in touch with his feelings, probably only his femine side. You just can't face the fact that Ron probably wants to see YOU naked, wants to put his hard calloused hands on YOUR body, Shove his tongue in YOUR mouth and to treat you as more than just a friend…And you can't deal with it because your gay." Shego sneered.

Kim's face was flush, her eyes were starting to glaze over and she was becoming short of breath, "You…you really think Ron wants to…do all that…to me?"

Shego rolled her eyes, "Isn't that what all boys want to do to us girls?"

Kim narrowed her eyes, "Ron's a good guy Shego and if you don't stop this lesbian sex talk, I'm going to kick your ass all over this cell."

Shego's eyes lit up, "I can pretend to be submissive if that's what it will take."

Kim shook her head in disgust, "NO"

Shego looked at the floor and then reached over into the dark and produced a package, "If you get naked and have sex with me, I'll give you this 5 lb. bag of Smarty Mart Marshmallows."

Kim blinked, "S…Shego, do you know how erotic I find Marshmallows?"

Shego shrugged and Kim looked at the bag and licked her lips and then started to tear her mission clothes off, "You got a deal Shego, it's not that I find you attractive…It's just marshmallows turn me on so much."

They met halfway across the cell and embraced and began to hug and kiss each other, Kim letting her hands explore Shego's body, "Ohhhh Shego squeeze my but like Ron wants too."

A loud explosion blew a hole in the wall behind them and Ron appeared in the gaping hole in the wall. He looked at the two naked women embracing each other and quickly covered his eyes, he spread his fingers for another quick peek, "Shaaa no wonder I can't be anymore than just a friend, Kim's a hairy legged man hating lesbian."

"Auggghhhhhh Kim and Shego naked…together." He said in mock terror.

Kim hugged Shego even tighter, "Look Ron's here to rescue us and he has a bazooka powered by the pan dimensional vortex inducer, he's figured out a way to make it do something useful."

Ron uncovered his eyes, "Naw, I just bolted it onto the bazooka to make it look cool."

Kim turned and kissed Shego's nose, "Isn't he cute? Can Ron join us?"

Shego shrugged, "Hey the more the merrier."

"Ron we can't escape yet because we need to have sex with Shego." Kim said happily.

"Ummm…Why?"

Kim rolled her eyes, "Because she gave me a bag of marshmallows so quit being a baby and get naked."

Ron shrugged and began taking off his clothes, "Hey works for me."

Kim and Shego resumed kissing while waiting for Ron to undress, the door to the cell opened and then a broom hit Kim in the back, "Git, Git back from her, we ain't havin' no sick girl, girl sex in this prison as long as I'm in charge around here."

-II-

Kim jerked awake in her own bed back in Middleton, she glanced over at the digital alarm clock, "11:18 in the morning…What a weird dream."

She began to crawl out of bed and slipped on her bunny slippers, "Whoa…Ron and Bonnie?"

Kim let out a soft chuckle, "Yea like that's ever gonna happen."

She ran a hand thru her hair, "Or like I'd do anything with Shego for a marshmallow, how sick is that…She needs to lay off the candy though…she's getting a bit hippy."

Kim stretched and let out a yawn, "That's pretty funny, next time I fight Shego I might have to tell her to lay off the Whitman Sampler's…That should get her mad."

Kim blinked and looked around her bedroom, "How about Monique and junior…I mean come on Monique has better taste than that."

She stared in the mirror and tried to think of what she was to do today, "Prom tonight, Eric's beautiful…Have to get my hair and nails done…Have to buy Eric a boutonnière…He has to buy me a corsage for tonight…He's seen my dress he'll get flowers to match…He is after all perfect."

"Haven't thought about Josh in a long time…In the dream Ron was crushing on me and…and I blew him off." She thought sadly.

"Maybe Ron really does like me and…and I've just…ignored it?" The wheels were beginning to turn in Kim's head.

Kim sighed, "Ron…just isn't ready for girls, he's just…filled with child like enthusiasm…Still…Why was I so upset about Ron and Bonnie getting together in that dream?"

She began to get herself ready to go out so she could run her errands before Eric was to pick her up for the Junior Prom, "Eric is tall and good looking…and Ron…is…Ron, he's just a friend, nothing more."

Her cell phone began to ring; she looked around the darkened room until she found it and looked at the caller ID, "Hey Ron"

"Hey KP…I…I got some bad news."

Kim frowned, "I…I hope it's not…you know…too bad."

"I've got the tummy flips…so…so I'm not going to be able to go to the dance to night."

Kim closed her eyes, "Ron…It's not like I'm marrying Eric, it's just a dance."

"ERIC, did I say…NOOOO, I'm cool with Er…"

Kim cut him off, "Ron…We'll get together tomorrow and talk…Just the two of us, OK?"

"O…OK, KP…I…have to go know…Rufus needs me or…something."

Kim shook her head, "I'll see you later…I hope you feel better."

She ended the call and closed her eyes, "He sounded miserable…Why didn't he ask me to the dance? If he would have asked me…would I have said yes?"

Frustration was starting to set in, "Oh come on, Ron is just a friend and Eric is a God and he's a boy…who I can't stop thinking about."

She began pacing the room, "No, I'm not going to do this, it's just Ron, he's just a friend, there's nothing…between us."

Kim flopped back on the bed and stared at the ceiling, "Who am I kidding there's been something between us for a while now."

She blinked her eyes, "Eric's a nice guy…but…that dream, what was it Monique said…I chose…good looks over real…I chose Josh over Ron so therefore romance was dead?"

"IT WAS A STUPID DREAM, KIM STOP THINKING ABOUT IT." She screamed at herself in her mind.

Kim continued to stare at the ceiling, "I'll just date Eric this one time…and…and I mean…I have to date Eric…Food chain you know."

She grimaced, "I…I should date Eric because I want to, not because of the stupid food chain…But Eric's perfect." She let out a sigh, "Eric's perfect."

"I'm sorry for not dating you Ron, Josh and Eric were perfect and you're just a friend who isn't…" She thoughtas she sat up in bed,

Kim wiped a tear from her eye, "That's not right, I should be happy, this is the Prom and Eric is tall and good looking and…I shouldn't have to convince myself that I like him…"

Kim looked at the digital alarm clock, "11:48, I have to get moving have a one o'clock appointment to get my hair done and then my nails…When I talk to Ron tomorrow I'll do what no girl should ever have to do….talk about my feelings."

A wave of self doubt swept over her, "Ohhhh no, what happens if I go to lunch with Ron tomorrow and I've read him all wrong and he doesn't really like me that way…and…and I start talking about feelings…This could do major damage to our friendship."

Kim grabbed Panderoo and held the stuffed animal tightly as she stared at the mirror for another few minutes, "I…I guess I better get ready for…my perfect date...Think about Ron later." She said to herself as she got up to take her shower.

-A/N- Ah shades of late 1970's television the famous Dallas it was all just a dream season of "Who Shot J.R."

Hope you all enjoyed my story and my first little attempt at some Kigo action...I put as much thought into the Kigo part as most of the other Kigo writers...Very little...Oh did I really just write that...Sorry Kigo folks, just kidding..

Well back to Aliyah and I think I'll start working on my "The Right One story with Mr. and Mrs. Dr. P. days in college.

Thanks for reading and reviewing the story, I really appreciate you guys hanging with me for this little story of mine.

Bubba