A/N: Sorry, guys, for taking so long to update this story. But here it is, guaranteed to be as good as the first chapter!
Everyone in the squad room went back to normal, exhausted from the hilarious incident that happened moments ago. Casey went back to her office and John Munch followed, leaving Fin, Elliot and Olivia swamped with paperwork.
"Younger than ever?" Elliot asked, "How corny can Munch get?"
"It's a good thing we're not on any cases right now," Fin said, " 'cause it won't look good to have a dancing partner trying to chase a perp."
"I can imagine," Elliot replied, rubbing his chin, " John chasing a perp and trying to do a disco dance at the same time!" The two burst into laughter once again, but Olivia was taking the situation seriously.
"You guys, I'm worried!"
Elliot looked at Olivia and said, "Why are you worried? He probably found a new love in his life."
"I doubt that. He has never had a passion for dancing in his lifetime. What if he's hyped up on something?" Olivia's puppy-dog eyes softened the men up a little.
"Don't worry Liv," Fin reassured her, "He's probably just going through a phase."
ADA's OFFICE
Casey was bringing out some case files from her suitcase when she was startled by Munch's voice. "Hey Casey," John said romantically. He popped his head into the room, and later the rest of his body followed.
"Hello detective," Casey said in a grim voice, "Came here to apologize?"
John peered over his shades to look at Casey's delicate face. His eyes slowly scanned her body and then abruptly stopped at her boots. "So," John said, "Were those boots made for walking?"
"Uh, I believe so John," Casey answered, giving him a puzzled look.
"And that's just what they'll do…" John continued and ended up singing the rest of the song—"One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!" Munch sung, pointing his old finger at Casey.
The poor ADA was speechless. What the hell is going on? She asked herself. "Are you on drugs, detective?"
John had an awkward smile that lingered until he sat down next to Casey. Munch slowly brought his head towards her ear, close enough to make Casey shiver every time he breathed on her.
"I wish," he whispered.
"I've got work to do John," Casey said and turned to her computer. Munch turned her chair back so she faced him again.
"I sing when I'm horny Casey," Munch said huskily with his eyebrows wiggling.
"John!" Casey exclaimed with a disgusted look on her face.
"You're turning me on!"
"John, I don't have time for this nonsense. Now get out of my office!" Casey pushed the horny detective out and shut the door.
BACK AT THE 1-6
The distinct sound of a person wearing stiletto heels was approaching the door of the squad room. "Look what the cat dragged in," Olivia muttered.
"What's that, Olivia?" Elliot heard.
"Oh, your girlfriend's here," Olivia said, trying really hard to conceal her jealousy. Elliot's mine, she said to herself, no one can have him.
"Hi baby," Elliot smiled as he turned to the doorway, holding his arms out in preparation for a warm embrace. His new girlfriend was Nikki Blaine, one of the less prestigious defense lawyers, a rather slutty figure. With the icy blue eyes and blond hair, anyone can note the striking resemblance between her and the former ADA Alexandra Cabot. Nikki squealed in joy as she ran to Elliot's open arms.
"I won a case Elly," She exclaimed as she squeezed the manly detective's cheeks.
"Wow, does that mean I get a massage?"
"Yessirree!" They both grinned from ear to ear as they hugged. Fin rolled her eyes and Olivia sighed, and Nikki noticed Olivia's discontentment. "What's wrong Livi?" she asked in an overenthusiastic tone of voice, the kind of voice you use to address a 3-year old.
"It's Olivia to you," Olivia sneered, jamming her fingers at the keyboard of her computer.
"Uh-oh," Nikki squeaked, "looks like someone is in a bad mood today." She frowned at Olivia, which made the aggravated detective even more aggravated.
"Hey, uh, Nikki, how about we go out to lunch to celebrate?" Elliot suggested. Nikki nodded cheerfully and took his hand, and they both trotted out the door.
"Wow," Fin said, "She actually won a case."
Olivia didn't respond.
" Hey Liv, you're not alone. She is just one of those ditzy dumb blondes, you know."
"And that happens to be Elliot's preference," Olivia replied grimly.
Fin looked at her in concern and then he left for lunch.
When Fin came back, he took Olivia's idea that Munch is probably high into consideration and began searching for drugs in Munch's desk and brought Warner with him. "You might be right, Olivia," he said while opening drawers. Warner looked at the cup of coffee on Munch's desk.
"Someone might've tricked Munch's coffee." She took out her portable chemical identifier kit and tested the coffee, and it tested positive. "Yup. Someone definitely drugged his coffee. To be more specific, someone gave him an aphrodisiac."
Fin's eyes widened. "Who gave Munch Viagra?"
A/N: Hope you liked it! What do you think will happen? Tell me in your reviews!