Okie, random song fic that my friends and I though up one day at Sound of Music Rehersals. So enjoy the politically incorectness. This is supposed to be sung where Rolf totally blows Leisel off after he is going to give the telegram to the Capatain after Maria and him had just come back from their honeymoon
Much Love
Vas x3
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I'm a Mailman, Going on Nazi
(To the Tune of "Sixteen Going on Seventeen")
ROLF:
You Cry, little Girl,
But don't you fret
My life has gone a new Way
You Sigh, little Girl,
And you can bet
The New Rolf's here to Stay
LEISEL:
Here to Stay?
ROLF:
I'm a Mailman, Going on Nazi
The Change is Compulsory
There's nothing to Fear,
But, Leisel, my dear
Just look at the Brand new me
I'm a Mailman, Going on Nazi
I know that Now's the Time
I know this is smart,
Cuz down in my heart
I'm now in the New re…. jime!
Totally unprepared are you
For the Overture
Austria was alone and Lost
Now we Heil Hitler!
We have order and a new Leader
Telling us what to be,
We've got Germany and the Axis
And Men like ME!
LEISEL:
You're a Mailman going on Nazi
I know I've Had enough
You may think you're great
But now it's too late,
Rolf, Dear, your not that Tough
You're a Mailman going on Nazi
My, Rolf, How much you've changed.
Don't be what your not
cuz who would have thought
My "best friend" would go Deranged
Blissfully unaware was I
About your loyalty
How could a man… a mouse like you
love a girl like me
You have orders and a new outlook
What is this all about?
You're a Mailman going on Nazi
Please, My Dear … get out