RE: Well here we go. This idea popped into my head while I was writing
another story and is just generally crazy. Is in no way related to The Rare
and Special Delicacy 'cept for the fact that it's TF. For LadyStarscream.
Hope that you enjoy.
LadyStarscream:
A Kinder® Bueno is a wafer biscuit covered in chocolate and filled with a hazelnutty cream stuff made by Kinder® and I love them. I quite like TF Cybertron Red Alert, except for the fact that he complains too much, I think Hot Shot just aggravates him a lot. Cept I can't be the judge yet coz Cybertron's only just been showing here in the UK for about 2 weeks. /sigh/ why are we always the last to get stuff over here? I mean we're like one of the 8 richest countries in the world.
No I don't write G1 fics specially, coz I've never seen on of them. I just use the characters from them to fill out my stories. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers™ and probably never will. /sigh/
He Finally Realizes…
Optimus Prime looked around at the sleeping Autobots and Decepticons. Red Alert was cuddled up with Jet Fire, Megatron was holding Starscream close, Thundercracker was lying next to Hot Shot, Cyclonus had rested his head on Landmine's chest plate etc. most surprising of all, Iron Hide was curled up with a TF sized teddy that he had produced from sub-space and was sucking his thumb.
He cautiously walked over to his arch-enemy, Megatron, and gave him a wary prod. When he didn't stir, apart from tightening his grip on Starscream, Optimus proceeded about trying to wake up the rest of his and Megatron's army. After a few hours he sat down, folded his arms and tried to work out what had sent them all into such a sound sleep.
He racked his processor and struggled to come up with an answer.
Suddenly there was a loud pop, like someone had stuck a pin in a balloon, and a puff of smoke appeared in front of him.
"Hi!" a cheery voice beside him giggled.
He jumped and turned to face the source of the noise. A small human-like thing hung in the air. On its back there were two small wings that were fluttering like crazy. It had blonde hair, appeared to be wearing a dress made from flower petals and was holding a little glittery stick thing with a star on the end. The dress was pink.
Since nobody had told him that this was not normal he assumed that things like this happened to humans every day.
"Hello. What's your name?" he asked.
The human thing giggled again. "I'm The Good Fairy. I just finished dealing with that horrid Little Bunny Foo Foo and now I'm here to see you! You see; every time you give one of your speeches to Megatron everyone gets bored and falls asleep. Allow me to demonstrate."
The Good Fairy waved her stick-thing and a TF sized TV and a small child appeared. An episode of Transformers showed; at the point where Optimus gives Megatron a lecture on teamwork and doing good deeds. Halfway through his speech the child got bored and fell asleep. The Good Fairy waved her stick-thing and the TV and child disappeared in a cloud of pink smoke.
"Now you see." She said, her voice growing serious. "It is horrendously boring for all of the TF viewers at home to have to sit and listen to you for such a long time. So I'm going to have to turn you into a Goon!"
"Now hold on a minute. Can't we work this out –" Optimus started.
"And that's exactly what I'm talking about." The Good Fairy cut him off.
She waved her stick-thing again and Optimus found himself shrinking.
He looked down at his hands and saw that they were splodgey and blue.
The Good Fairy nodded to herself and disappeared in a puff of orange.
Optimus heard a squelchey noise off to his left and turned to see a blobby green blob making its way towards him.
"Hey." It said. "What's your name?"
"Optimus Prime." He replied weakly. "Yours?"
"Little Bunny Foo Foo." The green blob told him. "The Good Fairy get you too?"
And the moral of this story is; Leader of the Autobots today, weird blobby blue thing tomorrow for giving long boring speeches.
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RE: And that concludes our nutty adventure for today, boys and girls. Review
for more! Ha, ha. Even I didn't see The Good Fairy coming until I'd
written up to the third paragraph.
DD: I'm… I'm just going… just going… going… going over here. /runs for
it/
RE/watches DDs retreating back/ Anyhoo, I forgot to say in the last story
that I'm not updating this depending on how many reviews I get
(although updates do come faster if I am inspired by lots of reviews) but
rather by when I come up with daft ideas to write about. Ideas and
suggestions for crazy ficlets are very welcome and will be loved and
cared for! Hope you enjoyed!
Review if you want me to write faster! Flamers will be used to
make rice crispy cakes! Mmm… rice crispy cakes…