RE: Well this idea came randomly into my head and kept knocking for

attention so here it is!

Cybertron. Slightly related to He Finally Realizes… but only in one

aspect of the plot, you'll understand when you read it. For

AngeGardenvoir and Sapphire225

AngeGardenvir:

/grins/ So you liked it that much? My mom's read all of these and she says that this is the best one yet (personally I think that He Finally Realizes is but there you go). Enjoy!

Sapphire225:

Hey! You've seen The Happy Tree Friends! Groovy! I love it! Here's another chapter of misery for the TFs! This time with the Cons getting all the fun/laughs evilly/ Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing! Nothing I tell you! Well except my CDs and my

stories and my socks and my bed and my jewellery /voice is heard

fading out as story begins/

April Fools…

Megatron checked to make sure his men were in position. They all gave him a silent nod of confirmation. He got ready and signalled to Starscream to begin. The red seeker transformed and flew towards where the Autobots were gathered.

"Hey Auto-freaks!" he yelled, "Bet you can't catch me!"

The Autobots looked up from whatever they were doing in surprise.

"Hey! It's Starscream!" Hot Shot shouted.

Starscream transformed into his robot mode and looked down at all the Autobots.

"Still bet you can't catch me." He taunted.

"Yes we can!" Optimus answered.

"Nuh uh."

"Yuh huh."

"Nuh uh."

"Yuh huh."

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"Yuh huh."

(Half an hour later.)

"Nuh uh."

"Yuh huh."

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"Yuh huh."

"Fine! Prove it!" Starscream commanded and transformed and flew away.

"Come on men! Let's get him!" Optimus shouted.

The Autoboots (bots, sorry bots.) transformed and flew, raced, rolled, trundled, rattled and sped after the retreating seeker's back.

Megatron saw Starscream approaching and signalled for his men to get ready. When Starscream zoomed past the markers, Cyclonus played the tape recording he had got off of ebay. The Autobots transformed and immediately fell to the ground twitching and eventually sleeping as the voice of Optimus Prime talking about friendship and teamwork boomed out over the canyon.

When he was totally sure that the Autobots were out of it Megatron thoughtfully removed his ear plugs and mulled over the possibilities of Optimus's speeches. An entire planet could be subdued… but not now. He checked to make sure that the rest of the Cons had removed their ear plugs and gave the order.

Optimus Prime turned on his optics with a groan and looked up at the sky. He could hear the other Autobutts (bots sorry) picking themselves up and moaning. Suddenly he heard Jet Fire give a shout. This was joined a few seconds later by the rest of his team. He rolled over, stood up and got the shock of his life. All of the Autobots were… wait for it… PINK.

Colour on the canyon wall caught his attention. In huge letters, printed on the wall were the words: Ha, ha. Got you Prime. Remember the date? It's April 1st! Now turn around.

"Megatron's behind this." He growled and turned around.

In more huge letters was scrawled the message: Smile! You're on 'You've Been Framed – Cybertron'! April fools are fools FOREVER Prime!

He spotted the small camera attached to the top of the cliff and shot it. It exploded spectacularly into a million pieces which then vanished as it was de-atomised. Or it should have done. In the real world the force-field around it rippled and nothing very interesting happened, apart from a duck that was flying over the cliff top suddenly got the biggest, shortest and, most importantly, last shock of its life: it exploded spectacularly into a million pieces which then vanished as it was de-atomised.

And the whole of Cybertron laughed and laughed and laughed.

RE: Well, hope you enjoyed! Was it suitably twisted? Remember; those who

read and don't review will be tracked down and shot/idly waves toy

water-gun around/ What? I'm 13! Where'd ya think I'd get a real gun?

DD: What did that poor duck do to offend you?

RE: It was a duck. I only like ducks when they're cooked/ roasted and served

on a plate, preferably with some sort of sauce. And did you notice how

they always fly in that V formation? I think that they have an evil plan to

take over the world and ban Transformers™! Beware my friends! The

ducks are plotting against us/runs away to hide/

DD: So I guess that none of you told her that it's geese that fly in a V

formation and ducks are the ones that sit on ponds and eat bread? No? Oh

well. /wanders off to find RE and explain things to her/