Author's Note: Anyone remember the drabble from 25 Crimes called The Friendly Airways? Well, here's a little sequel, because I just love picking on Bobby, lol. Also, why can't I stop drabbling?
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Title: For Your Convenience
Prompt: Franchise
Rating: G
Warning: NA
Summary: "What's wrong Bobby?"
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At five in the morning Alex Eames rolled over and glared at her ringing cell phone. She reaches for it blindly ready to throw the phone if she doesn't like what she hears.
"What?" She snapped rolling over onto her back.
"Eames, we have a problem," Bobby Goren said sounding annoyed and sheepish at the same time. Alex sighed, well there went her dream of being able to go back to sleep.
"What's wrong Bobby?"
"I uh…shrunk my suit," He grumbled.
For a moment Alex's mind goes completely blank, but she recovers enough to manage a "What?"
"My suit, Eames, I used the hotel washing machines to wash it and it shrunk." And Alex loses it completely. She can't help it, honestly. It's just that they're in the middle of East Jesus, Nebraska, Bobby's luggage was in Canada and he had just shrunk his only clothes. This was not the greatest trip ever.
"Eames," Bobby said frustrated, "What do I do?"
"First off, you never wash an Armani suit okay? Second, give me a couple of moments to get dressed and we'll go drive to the airport. There was a suit shop there."
"What do I wear to the airport?"
"How bad did it shrink?"
"I can't button my shirt, nor can I…uh…zip up…uh…anything."
"Well, I've got safety pins and I guess you'll have to go topless."