Damn Chibi jutsu's Part 2!
I don't own naruto...or any of these characters...yatta yatta...
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Itachi didn't know what to do. He had been chibi-fied months ago, and put in a cage in naruto's home; but he had never seen something like this.
The room was slowly filling up with the other members of the akatsuki, each with their own cage (or fish bowl in kisame's case).
But the room was slowly filling up with other things too.
Things no one should ever have to see, or know about. Ever. Period.
Thus, in their chibi-fied states, the members of the akatsuki were slowly becoming more schizophrenic then ever before.
I mean, if you were suddenly surrounded by the jinchuuriki/bijuu you were hunting; and random, rather loud bursts of "KAWAI!" from said jinchurriki/bijuu; added to the the fangirl tours which Naruto was making a fortune off of, and the jinchuuriki orgy parties that were randomly happening; and you'd talk to the demons in your head a lot more too.
Those things, however, were not the complete cause of there rather apparent insanity. The main reason was that Naruto had decided they needed company, so he had asked Kakashi and Jaraiya to help him make them feel at home, in their cages.
Apparently, Naruto had become a complete pervert for no particular reason, so the 'keeping company' normally involved Naruto, Jaraiya, and Kakashi sitting around, reading perverse, orange books (or writing perverse, orange, books), and giggling lecherously for hours on end.
The worst day of Itachi's life, however, was when the gruesome threesome decided that they should have a burlesque night, in Naruto's apartment; and all the akatsuki fangirls/boys were invited.
That night was eternally burned into his memory, because the fanboys had shown up in ass-chaps. And the akatsuki members were dressed up in leather (forced to do so by Jaraiya), and Jaraiya had released an entire book about the night a few days later.
But then, last night, Sasuke had randomly shown up at the apartment. And he had decided that driving his otouto crazy(er) was a good thing to do.
So here they were, sitting in their cages/fishbowl, and rocking back and forth, whispering about deadly orange books, while Kakashi, Jaraiya, Naruto, and Sasuke took turns reading every book of the icha-icha series out loud.
"It's going to be a long eternity..."Itachi told the purple sheep monster, who nodded in agreeing and replied. "Baaaaa, Baa baa baa baaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaa!"
Itachi shook his head. "No, these bars have got to be jutsu-proof..."
The other akatsuki members nodded in agreement before talking to their other selves (sheep of random shapes and colours).
None of them remembered that Naruto was too stupid to know how to jutsu proof things.
There was a knock on the door.
The members of akatsuki froze momentarily, fearful expressions on their faces.
Then the fangirls burst through the doors.
"No!...yeah" Dierdra squeaked.
"KAWAI!"
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Betaboi here...
I didn't like this one as much as it's precurser...
Oh well R&R!
Betaboi, OUT!