A/N: Like, Hey! It's, like, Sandy here! And this chapter is, like, starring me & ! Like, Who am I crushing on? And who do I, like, ask for help? Like, Hamtaro & Oxnard of course! Review please!
Hamtaro & Oxnard: Matchmakers Extraordinaire by Laura McConnell
Chapter Two: Sandy's in LOVE!
Sandy, who was twirling her ribbon, tripped on one of Cappy's hats & went flying into someone's arms.
And that someone happened to be Kether Harding.
"Oh sorry Kether!" Sandy blushed.
"It's ok." Kether smiled at her, taking a long drag on his cigarette before snubbing it out, causing Sandy to blush, "Are you ok?"
"Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Now." Sandy smiled & then blushed again.
"That's good." Kether said, letting go of her.
"Thanx." She smiled.
"Cya around Sandy." Kether said, walking off.
Sandy had hearts in her eyes. "He is so totally awesome." She sighed.
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"HEY! Mina & Bij." Sandy yelled.
"Ya Sands?" Pashmina asked.
"I, um, like someone." Sandy said, blushing like crazy.
"WHO?" Bijou & Pashmina both demanded.
"I bet eet's Maxwell." Bijou declared.
Pashmina nodded in agreement.
"No. It's Kether…" Sandy said.
"WHAT?" Pashmina asked.
"Good choice Zandy!" Bijou said, "He eez soooo hot!"
"Ya, I agree." Pashmina said.
"So can you guys help me?" Sandy asked hopefully.
Pashmina & Bijou bust out laughing. "HECK NO!" the both said.
"What?" Sandy asked, crestfallen, "Why?"
"Think about it Sands, the guy is nice to you but he walks around smoking his cigarettes in people's faces & flipping his switchblade." Pashmina said, "There is no way he would listen to us!"
Sandy looked sad.
"You could ask Stan to ask him?" Bijou suggested, "Stan eez his best friend."
"FYI Bij, Stan I my BROTHER!" Sandy cried.
"Oh yeah…" Bijou said.
"Well, there's Panda… but he doesn't like Panda. There's Maxwell. COUGHCOUGHCOUGH! We don't even need an answer to that! There's Hamtaro & Oxnard…" Pashmina said.
"THAT'S IT PASH!" Sandy declared, "Hamtaro & Oxnard! Two brains are better the one."
"They don't have two brains. They only have one. You see, each one has half a brain so together they have one brain!" Pashmina joked.
"Ha, ha, ha." Sandy said, who didn't feel like joking at the moment.
Hamtaro & Oxnard passed by at that moment & Sandy's ribbon shot out, grabbing Hamtaro by his tail, causing Oxnard to run after him, causing both of them to land at Sandy's feet.
"Ahem." Sandy said, "You two. Do something for me."
"What?" Hamtaro asked.
"Ask Kether if he-blushed insanely-likes me." Sandy blushed crazily.
"Not again." Oxnard said.
"Ohhh yeaaaaaaaah!" Sandy laughed, "I 'member Kendra mentioning something about you two as matchmakers. But anyway, go ask Kether!"
"You don't mean Kether Harding do you?" Oxnard & Hamtaro asked who were completely freaked out & scared by him.
"Yeah, why?" Sandy asked.
"He burns holes in people with his cigarettes & rumor has it he attacked a teacher that was pissing him with pruning shears!" Hamtaro waved his arms around crazily.
"So? He's so totally awesome! Ask him, please?" Sandy begged.
Sandy wasn't the type to beg to Hamtaro & Oxnard finally gave in.
As they walked away the noticed Stan & Kether standing around the roller rink with cigarettes in their hands, drinking coke, & listening to their headphones which was playing Green Day's PopRocks&Coke.
"Kether." Hamtaro said quietly.
No answer.
"Kether?" Hamtaro asked a bit louder.
Yet again no answer.
"KETHER!" Hamtaro said.
No answer still
"KETHER!" Hamtaro yelled.
Kether finally removed his headphones & took his cigarette from his lips. "You talkin' to me?" he asked.
"Yes." Hamtaro gulped & waited for a response.
"Well?" Kether asked, "What the heck do you want?"
"Oh can I, um, talk to you?" Hamtaro asked.
"Talk. I'm write here." Kether said.
"Um, privately?" Hamtaro asked, afraid he'd pull out a pair of pruning shears any minute.
"Whatever." Kether said, rolling his eyes severely & mouthing to Stan 'Be back in a sec.'
Hamtaro took him into a corner & asked, "Um, did you really attack your teacher with pruning shears?"
Kether snorted. "No. I just said to Stan that I WOULD flick my SWITCH BLADE if she kept pissin' me. Is that all?" he turned to go back, but Hamtaro grabbed his sweatshirt & twirled him back around.
"Um, do you like the athletic type?"
"They're ok." Was Kether's response.
"Do you find red-heads attractive?"
"I guess but dude, I am STRAIGHT!" Kether said, since Hamtaro had red hair.
Luckily, Hamtaro didn't catch that & asked his next question. "Do you have a girlfriend?"
"What the hell kinda questions are these?" Kether demanded, "And NO I don't have a girlfriend!"
"Do you want one?"
"WELL DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"
"Who?"
"STOP ASKING QUESTIONS! What do you want to ask me that you're too afraid to really ask me?" Kether asked.
"DO YOU LIKE SANDY?" Hamtaro blurted out, clamping a hand over his mouth soon after.
"DDDDDDUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH! Of course I like Sandy! I lo-" Kether started to say, "OH SNAP! Why did you even frickin' ask me?"
"She likes you & she wanted us to ask you if you liked her back!" Hamtaro said, running off.
"Ohhh god!" Kether said, "That was about the CRAZIEST conversation I ever had in my life! But in an odd way… it was fulfilling."
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Everyone was sitting around outside when Maxwell said, "Who's ready for fireworks?" (It's 4th of July)
Everyone nodded in agreement. Most of the fireworks were great but Kether was missing from the show.
"Where's Kether?" Sandy asked, worriedly.
"Who cars?" Maxwell asked.
"Shut up." Sandy said fiercely.
Just then a firework Maxwell had not planned went up in the sky. It said, I LOVE YOU SANDY! WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND? LOVE, KETHER in red. Sandy's favorite color.
"You like?" a voice said from the doorway.
Everyone spun around & saw Kether leaned on the doorframe with his trademark in his hand, a cigarette.
"YEEEEEEEEES!" Sandy shrieked, running over to him & hugging him then kissing him.
After the new couple had sat down Sandy exclaimed, "Thank you Hamtaro & Oxnard! You guys rule!"
"Are we missing something again?" Hamtaro asked Oxnard.
"I we always are." Hamtaro said.
A/N: So what did you think? I'm sosososososo sorry for the long update but I hope you liked it!
NEXT ON HAMTARO & OXNARD MATHCMAKERS EXTRODINAIRE…We all know that Pashmina has Dexter & Howdy to choose from but when she admits she likes someone else well… all that happens is craziness! Who does she like? What happens? How many OTHER girls like him? Well find out next time on…
HAMTARO & OXNARD MATCHMAKERS EXTRODINAIRE!