I WAS HONESTLY ON CRACK WHEN I WROTE THIS. Dx
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Roxas sunk into his chair, hoping to avoid the red-headed pyromaniac. He was scared. Very scared. The man had been singing to him all day about porn, being gay, and being loud.
"Why meee?" he whined, covering his face with the nearest book.
"ROXY-POO!"
"Hell no. Hell. NO."
Axel bounded into the room, looking like he was on something.
"Oh, Roxy-poo, I've been looking all over for yoou" he sang, twirling as he walked over to the couch Roxas was sitting on.
Plopping down on the arm of the couch, he smiled.
Roxas frowned, lowering the book. "What do you want?" he asked, eyeing the firelover warily.
"I want you to come watch a ninja movie with meee"
"Ninja movie?" Ninjas were cool. Not as cool as pirate, but still very cool.
"Okay, no, not really."
"Then what are you on, I mean…what do you want?" Roxas asked, coughing.
"Speed, and, um, I want to sing," Axel answered. So he was on something. Interesting.
"Where'd you get the speed?"
"Vexen."
"Of course."
"Fun times. Fuuuun times."
There was an awkward pause, until Demyx broke it when he walked through. "AWKWARD SILEEENNCCEE!"
"Demyx!" Axel hissed, shooting a glare at the blonde musician.
Demyx smiled, continuing his walk through Castle Oblivious.
"Anywayyy♪" Axel sang, looking back towards Roxas.
"What?"
Before Roxas could even get a chance to escape the clutches of the ketchup haired man, he was enduring Axel's singing.
"If you were gaaay! That'd be okayyy!"
Roxas cringed.
"I MEAN CAUSE HEY! I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY!"
"Axel, please—"
"BECAUSE YOU SEEEEEE."
"Ax—"
"IF IT WERE MEEEEEE"
"A—"
"I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY, THAT I WAS GAY!"
"Are you?"
"I might be."
Roxas blinked, stopping for a moment, then began to squirm harder than ever.
"Roxy-poo, do you not loooove me?"
"No, you freaking stalker."
"Awww, you know you want some. My hips don't lie, you know."
"Get off meeee!" Roxas yelled. "Get off m—"
He was quickly shut up with a kiss from Axel.
Before Roxas could have a chance to push him off, Axel removed his lips. "Are you gay yet?"
"Shh," Roxas said, placing a finger to his lips.
Axel smiled widely, bouncing off. "You are! ROXY-POO TURNED GAY FOR MEEEEE!" he said, prancing off to shout it in the ear of every other member.