Thanks for all the reviews, I could list you all by name but I know you are anxious to read about Snape in a tutu so on with the story.
Ron turned to the others and demanded, "What was that about? Why kiss Harry and not me? Its not like she's known him longer. We're all best friends, why Harry? I'm the one who." realising what he was about to say Ron turned Weasley red before running tin to the dorms. During this little rant of his the others just sat in silence watching him.
Ron slammed the dorm door behind him and flung himself on to his bed he lay there breathing heavily for a few minutes before Harry cautiously broke the silence, "Everything ok Ron?" "Is everything ok," Ron replied sarcastically "yes Harry, everything is bloody well fantastic" by now Ron had started to change in to his pyjamas and was shouting (at which point Harry cast a silencing spell on the room) "The girl I've liked since . forever sees fit to kiss my best friend right in front of me, and then you Harry, you just stand there and don't say anything." "Ron I." started Harry "No Harry don't even say it I don't want to hear it" with that Ron climbed into his bed and closed the hangings mumbling to himself.
Harry followed Ron's lead, got dressed and climbed into bed. He then ended the silencing charm on the room and cast one on Ron's bed; he did not want to hear Ron's disgruntled mumbling. He soon fell asleep which was a lot easier as he did not have to listen to Ron snoring. Shortly after, Dean, Seamus and Neville come up to the room, Dean peered in to the room and Neville asked, "Is it safe?" "Yeah Nev its safe, they're both asleep" Dean chuckled.
The next day Harry woke with an unexplained sense of foreboding. Then he remembered the events of last night, "oh no" he sighed as he checked the time and saw that it was 7 am. Yawning he got out of bed, went about his normal routine. Remembering what was happening today, he left the common room casting an invisibility spell on himself. His destination was the kitchens; there was a certain house elf he wanted to see.
As soon as he entered the kitchens, he removed the spell and called "Dobby?" A few seconds later the hyper active elf had flung himself around Harry's knees was ecstatically crying, " Harry Potter has come to see Dobby? What is Harry Potter wanting?" After disentangling himself from Dobby he explained, " Dobby I need your help, I need you to make sure that everyone is in the Great Hall for every meal at 8 am, 1 pm and 6 pm." "Of course Harry Potter, Dobby is happy to help, Harry Potter is a kind wizard unlike old masters" Dobby squeaked before reaching for a nearby jug saying "Bad Dobby! Very Bad Dobby." After calming the elf down he slipped out of the kitchens and went to Hagrid's hut.
"Hi ya Harry what are you doing here?" Hagrid boomed after he opened the door. "Hi Hagrid I wanted to see Sirius" "Well come on in then" Hagrid replied opening the door wider. "Harry what can I do for you?" Sirius yawned as he drank from a large cup of tea. "I need your help for a prank." Sirius' eyes lit up at this and begged to know what was going on but reluctantly agreed to help as Harry said it was a surprise but it did not include him. "I want to know how I can create a spotlight on someone?" " Is that all? All you have to do is wave your wand like this and say illuminartus then the person's name for example illuminartus Harry." Sirius explained trying to figure out whom the prank was for. "Ok thanks Sirius make sure you're in the Great Hall in." he looked at his watch ". 15 minutes, I've got to go bye" with that Harry made his way to the great hall to have a word with the headmaster and a certain photographer.
Twenty minutes later, Harry looked around the room, yes everyone was present including Ron who was sitting opposite Harry after apologising about last night claiming he was just tired. The room fell silent as Dumbledore stood up, "Good Morning everyone, now I know that I promised you some entertainment, but I feel an explanation is in order for those who do not know what is going on those e who do please feel free to let your minds wander. During a potions class yesterday, Professor Snape entered a magical contract with Mr Potter about test results - any way Professor Snape lost the bet so with out further ado" he waved his wand and the room was plunged into semi darkness " I give you Professor Snape" he finished by waving his wand to the side to bring out Snape. Harry quickly cast "illuminartus Snape" the professor noticed what was going on as the whole school save a few Slytherins were laughing. Somewhere near the front a big black dog was barking madly.
"In your own time Severus" Albus said, "Oh Severus might I say that you do look fetching in your tutu I don't see why you don't wear pink more often" McGonagall said Snape murmured something which sounded like "I'm not Lockhart Minevera" Snape indeed was wearing a pink tutu complete with pink tights and dance shoes. The tutu was complete with a low neckline and a frilly skirt that stuck out.
Snape sighed "Very well if I must" he waved his wand and the music to supercalafrajalisticexpaladious filled the hall, causing all the muggle-borns to howl with laughter once again, some of the staff also included in this. Snape began to sing:
"It's supercalafrajalisticexpaladious even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious supercalafrajalisticexpaladious" (background um diddle diddle um diddle aye repeated four times)
"Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad me father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad but then one day I learned a word to save me aching nose the biggest word you ever heard and this is how it goes Oh supercalafrajalisticexpaladious even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious supercalafrajalisticexpaladious" (background um diddle diddle um diddle aye repeated four times)
"He travelled all around the world and everywhere he went he'd use his special word and all would say there goes a clever gent. When dukes and maharajas pass the time of day with me I'd say me special word then they' d invite me out to tea. Oh supercalafrajalisticexpaladious even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious supercalafrajalisticexpaladious. You know you can say it backwards which is diousalaexplisticfrajacalarepus but that s going a bit to far undoubtedly"
"So when the cat has got your tongue there's no need to dismay just summon up this word then you've got a lot to say but better use it carefully or it could change you life for example yes? One night I said it to my girls and now my girls my wife. oh and lovely thing she is too. She's supercalafrajalisticexpaladious, supercalafrajalisticexpaladious, supercalafrajalisticexpaladious, supercalafrajalisticexpaladious."
His voice wasn't anything special, and had difficulty hitting or getting near the higher notes; throughout the performance Colin was taking pictures of Snape and the audience. As he finished, Snape walked over to Harry, the music finished and Snape murmured " This means war Potter the marauders weren't the only pranksters" everyone in the hall heard this, Harry just calmly said " There will be two more performances at 1 pm and 6 pm, oh and Professor I'm sure I will be able to handle this war." "And what pray tell Potter makes you think that?" Snape asked icily "Well I can ask Padfoot and Moony for suggestions I am the son of Prongs so that should help, Fred and George would love to test some of their products on you and what about the Gryffindors? And the DA?" Harry looked around and saw those who were mentioned nodding. "Good Day Professor" Harry said and turned to leave the hall as Sirius trotted up to him.
Once they were in the entrance hall Sirius transformed, "that was priceless Harry" he gasped between laughter. "So will you help me?" Harry asked Sirius suddenly became serious, " It is my duty as your Godfather and a marauder to help you, the greasy git won't know what hit him." Sirius transformed again and Harry asked him " Will you trail Snape and make sure he wears that all day?" Sirius barked and went back in to the hall and sat next to Snape and kept looking at him causing Snape to scowl. Satisfied with this Harry went to get ready for DADA.
A/N So what did you think? Hope you liked it and it wasn't to out of character. Hmm any future marauders out there with prank ideas for Harry or Snape let me know in a review and you will be mentioned if I use your idea.