It was A NORMAL DAY IN THE LIFE OF PIRATES, IT WAS SUNNY, CALM WATER AND EVERYONE WAS FEELING REALLY HAPPY, EXCEPT FOR Will turner. As useuall, he was depressed.
Jack: it's a good day to set sail today mr turner. And most important, we have a full supply of rum!
Will: so depressed...
Jack: Will? You okay?
Will: so depressed...
Norington: whats going on here? I hope young mister turner has not got a date with the gallows he missed.
Elizabeth comes out of the kitchen: Whats going on out hear?
Jack: the boy
Elizabeth:Will?
Will: so depressed...
Barbbossa:Arr you're the edge of the map mates, here there be depression.
Jack: didn't I kill you all ready?
Gibbs: GiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbbbSSSSS! The bird be right!
Barbossa: now I will kill you all with jack's pistal. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr
All shouting: no!
Barbbosa picks up jacks pistal aims it at jack and...
Will grabs the pistal and says: so depressed...
Will shoots himself in the head and falls over board.
Gillette: NO! I never got a chance to shave him!
Gillette jumps off after will.
Norington: No! He had my wallet!
Norington jumps of after him, crying.
Gibbs: nooooooooooooooooooo! He had the crew in his pocket!
Gibbs does a jig and jumps off after them.
Elizabeth:NO! Gibbs had my car keys!
Elizabeth jumps off chanting 'must get car keys, must get car keys'
Jack: YES! I have the whole pearl to myself. No more fighting, killing or Elizabeth. Now theres no need to hide the rum! The rum? Its all mine! Muhahahahaha!
The end