"Deidara, really you should take the scope off your eye for this. I mean I know the scope is your thing and all, but you don't need it." Itachi told him.

"You're right. Besides, I have to die for eyes, yeah!" Deidara said as he and Itachi began sorting through clothes.

"You know, I really don't know why we're all going on this trip. I know that me and Deidara will soon be traveling around together and I really want to get to know him. I just think that if he and Itachi are getting photographed how the hell am I going to get to know him? You know? I mean I'm kinda bummed and I'm just not pretty!" Tobi was still whining.

"Tobi, let me tell you something…you already know almost everything you need to know about Deidara. Sasori told him.

"Almost everything?" Tobi asked.

"Trust me…you'll get the final piece of the puzzle when we have one of our Friday night parties." Sasori insisted neatly preparing the robes to be packed to take to the photo shoot.

"Wait, Deidara. I have no clue why we're trying on all of our hot clothes…they are going to dress us at the calendar shoot." Itachi remembered as he and Deidara looked at all their clothes strung out all over their bedroom. So instead of stressing over fashion, they made certain all the Akatsuki 'accessories' were packed, Net shirts, hats, extra nail enamel, etc.

1 hour 34 minutes, 6 lunch meat sandwiches and 2 granola bars later

"Shit! I can't believe we are here! Oh my god, Deidara! This is truly the greatest thing that has ever happened to us!" Itachi had never been this rage-free (probably because the day was focused around him and his sexiness). Itachi and Deidara weren't helping carry anything, instead Hidan, Zetsu, Kisame and Tobi lugged on the Akatsuki gear. Once inside the photo studio, there were cameras EVERYWHERE. There was a woman sitting behind a desk, it was her with which they were to check in.

"Hi, we're here for the 'Hottest Faces of Evil' September cover shoot, yeah." Deidara told her.

"Oh my god…you two must be those guys in that evil club that Pierre is waiting on…oh my god…he will love all this eye candy. Well, I mean you two your friends are just average." She said looking at Kisame, Sasori, Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Tobi. The woman ran off yelling for Pierre the very flamboyant photographer. He arrived…dressed like a flamboyant photographer would dress…

"Oh my god! You must be Akatsuki! Oh…my…god…my cover boys! Oh shit! You are even more gorgeous than your headshots. Good lord! I can't believe this!" He grabbed Itachi and Deidara and squeezed the hell out of them. "Definitely cover material, oh god…more than cover material! Now, your little friends, they're just average to below average. But it's okay; they'll be in the calendar but you boys….OH! Follow me!" Sasori rolled his eyes as he trailed Itachi and Deidara followed by everyone else and the Akatsuki garb. Pierre the photographer called out for his assistant Marco. Pierre had a shrill, 'listen to me bitch' type voice. "MARCO! Come look what I brought!" Marco appeared from behind a huge rack of clothes. His jaw fell open. He immediately gave Itachi and Deidara applause.

"You know, maybe we should all go shoot ourselves now." Kisame whispered to Zetsu, his self esteem had officially been drained.

"No Kisame! Do you know how proud 'the leader' is going to be once this is over?" Zetsu insisted.

"You're right. I'll get through this." Kisame said.

"Oh…you….what's your name, gorgeous." Marco asked Itachi.

"Uchiha Itachi." He has never said that with more confidence.

"For the rest of today, you are the dark angel. God…you're like…the bad ass that mommy's little girl brings home and fucks on the living room couch. OH!" Marco said emphatically. Itachi blinked several times.

"That has so happened to me." He sad looking at Deidara. Deidara shook his head in agreement.

"And you! Oh! For the rest of today you are baby blue. I swear, you're like the boy next door…if the boy next door had that smile and that body. Oh! Oh my god! Check out the hands in these hands, that's freaky…I bet that drives the girls crazy."

"It's like this guy reads minds or something, yeah." Deidara said to Itachi.

"Now, about the guys you brought with you…"

"Oh! Oh please, Marco, yeah. That's my danna! And that's Kisame and Zetsu, and Hidan, Kisame and Kakuzu, yeah! Oh and that's the new guy Tobi, yeah! Don't send them away let them be in the calander like the letter said, yeah." Deidara begged. Marco started to tear up.

"Oh god, you're going to make me cry! Who can resist a pout like that…Pierre I need a tissue!"

Weel, the next step was to change and prepare for the calendar shoot…Deidara and Itchi's magazine headshots would happen after the calendar was done…