The atmosphere was peaceful in the cafeteria. The usual noisy students had either already left or were having their Japanese-styled siesta. Issei had just finished his meal and was now happily drinking his cold cola while Rias was reading a manga that she somehow smuggled past Sona's security.

"Issei," Rias called out to him.

"Mhmm?" Issei raised an eyebrow at Rias as he drank.

Rias closed her manga, took off her glasses and stared Issei straight in the eyes. "I want to grow a dick."

Issei unceremoniously spat out his drink onto the unsuspecting Irina who just arrived with another helping of curry. He coughed and apologized to Irina when his drink drenched her blazer and blouse. He then stared straight into Rias' eyes and said: "What the fuck?"

Friday night: The night that teens go out and karaoke with their friends or stay up all night playing video games. Or for couples to cuddle all night long; sex all night would rip off the boy's dick and humans didn't have the stamina of succubi either.

For Issei and co., they would do all three. Or at least, the first two with Koneko and Asia and the last one with just Rias and Irina.

Irina started up the television and the karaoke machine. Rias opened the box and brought out the mics and the songbook. While Issei and Koneko brought the glowsticks and instruments that they would be using: two guitars, a beatbox, tambourines, and maracas.

Asia was excited but not entirely sure about what was going on, so she just sat in wonder as snacks were set, drinks were poured, and the lights turned off. She was given a cup of cold lemonade and was forced to cheer with the group.

"No, no, Koneko, alcoholic drinks are not for you yet."

"It's not for you too Issei-senpai."

"Irina! No Christian songs tonight!"

"I wasn't even going to! That was one time! One time!"

"Rias-senpai, Issei-senpai isn't giving me a sip of his gin."

"Ise…"

"She's underage!"

"Here, here, Koneko, have some of my vodka."

"Why did you give her, Irina?"

"Shh, Issei. Koneko is old enough. Right Koneko?"

"Barf! This tastes bad nya!"

"Told you girls, she shouldn't drink yet."

"Here, some of my wine to remove the taste of vodka."

"Thank you Rias-senpai. Sip. Nyaa~ That tastes good."

Asia smiled serenely as she watched the quartet have their drinks. She sipped her cool sweet and sour beverage, content in living now. While she missed being able to heal others on a daily basis, this was good too. They went shopping, restaurant taste-testing, and even to an arcade. She didn't get to play around much with her brothers and sisters in the orphanage since she was taken away at a young age, so she had forgotten what playing around felt like. But, maybe it felt like this?

"Hey, Ise, could you pass the songbook?"

"It's right beside you Rias."

"I-I knew that, Irina! I was just testing Ise."

"Sure you were…"

"..Koneko…"

"Ahahahahaha! Are you drunk already?"

"Nope. Nope. Nope. I am not drunk. Ise, don't spread my legs, we haven't started the karaoke yet."

"You can spread my legs Ise~"

"Irina! Koneko and Asia are here! Have some decency!"

"That's the last thing I want to hear from you (LOL)."

Asia blushed. Yeah, maybe normal friendships were less perverse than these though.

"Issei-senpai, I wanna sing already!"

"Gotcha. Come on Irina, Rias, let's get along and karaoke for now."

"Hmph, if you say so."

"Alright Ise-kyun~"

Issei and Irina lay the guitars on their laps, Koneko sat on the beatbox, Rias tested the mic, and Asia gripped a maraca in her hand. Truly, the Lord was kind to give her companions such as these.

For the peeps wondering what the fuck Rias was thinking... neither do I.