HEY I'M BACK WITH THE SHOW! The show will be split in two parts! The same thing for
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The Show!
Carl: 10, let's not do this. 9, how 'boat we go home. 8...
Jimmy: The heck with the countdown! We gotta blast! Come on Goddard!
Carl: Woah! Man, I'm glad I'm not in that thing. (Your ship)
Jimmy: Ok everybody, hang on!
Jimmy: Look out for the slime tower!
10 sec.
Carl: Jim, Jim, JIM, JIMMY!
Enter Rugrats Studio
Ooblar: Eat my cosmic dust humans, haha!
Carl: Jimmy, Rugrats, twelve o' clock!
Jimmy: Goddard, Robo-Claw!
Goddard catches Angelica so you don't run into her
Angelica: Hey, what's the big idea!
Angelica: What are you dipper brats still getin' at?
Rugrats Exit
Carl: That was close!
Jimmy: This is gunna be closer!
Fairly Odd Parents Enter
Carl: Ah, FAIRY'S!
Jimmy: Cosmo, Wanda! You've gotta help us!
Cosmo: Elvis, you got it!
Turns Ooblar into Elvis
Elvis Ooblar: Thank you, thank you very much.
Carl: Oh, my aching head.
Co: Bacon head, ok!
Elvis Ooblar: OOO! Bacon!
Pulls out one bacon strip
Carl: Don't let him eat my hair Jimmy!
Jimmy: You know this really isn't helping guys!
Wanda: Cosmo, just give him your wand.
Cosmo: Okay, here Carl.
Carl gets wand and waves away Mark IV
Jimmy: Carl, we have to follow him!
Wanda: Sounds like a wish!
Fairly Odd Parents Exit
Yolkus Enter
Jimmy: Carl, that's the Yolkian planet!
Carl: Jim, they don't really like us here.
Jimmy: We've got to stop him Carl!
Carl: I've got a funny feeling. And this time I don't think it's goooooooood!
Ooblar: Take some of this (bumps into Jimmy's ship) NEUTRON!
Ooblar bounces through a Bowling Alley standing high in the air, with you following, and knocks 6 Yolkiens off of the Bowling Alley)
Ooblar: STRIKE!
Heading towards the castle/headquarters, we pass a newspaper seller.
Newspaper Yolkien: EXTRA! EXTRA! Rocket boy returns!
Jimmy: It's a trap!
King Goobot: Jimmy, so nice to see you! And you little friends too! And you know there's one more friend that's been looking very forward to seeing you!
Jimmy: Poultra!
Poltra: BKAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWK!
Ooblar: Yes, Poultra will teach you the meaning of...
Poltra: Bakawk!
Some kind of fiery blue breath gets fired at Ooblar from Poltra's mouth
Ooblar: Ow.
Jimmy: Hang on everybody! This is not a drill!
You get hit with the fiery blue breath
You dive under Poltra dodging his steps while she's trying to fry you with blue fire.
She hits Ooblar and fries him.
Ooblar: I was hoping for overeasy!
Ooblar slides out of the castle as you fly out and lose power.
Jimmy: Carl, we've lost power! Take your pants of and wrap it around the… (Indistinguishable over Carl's next exclamation)
Carl: I WANNA GO HOME!
Carl uses the wand to teleport right over Earth orbit. The drop down to the sunny state of Florida…
Jimmy: Uh-oh.
Carl: I'm kinda hoping uh-oh is a pilot term.
Jimmy: Nothing to worry about Carl, prepare to splash down.
Carl: Okay, whatever you say. AHHHHH!
Enter Bikini Bottom, Jellyfish Fields, Jimmy and Carl now have magically (as in appearing all of a sudden) obtained air bubbles around their heads)
Patrick: Spongebob, look!
Spongebob: WOW! A rocket powered jellyfish. Here jelly, jelly!
Spongebob jumps off of a cliff and nets Jimmy's head
Spongebob: Gottcha!
Jimmy: Hey, I can't see!
Jimmy's rocket circles Spongebob's house and separates his Pineapple into slices which land in a can labeled with a picture of Spongebob and his house
as you rocket straight through Squidwards room
Spongebob: I bringin' it around town!
We pass a road with Larry and Sandy in a boat
Spongebob: Hello Larry, hello Sandy.
We follow Sandy and pass Mrs. Puff and she puffs at the sight of Spongebob.
Spongebob: Hello Mrs. Puff.
We pass the Krusty Krab and Jimmy's rocket crashes through it during the next sentence
Spongebob: Sandy, you look…Woah!
Mr. Krabs and the customers are now riding on top of Jimmy's rocket
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, me customers!
We enter a drain pipe, causing Spongebob to lose us
Spongebob: Oh, Barnacles!
We land back inside Jimmy's lab, and somehow the hole is boarded up (Goddard maybe?)
Jimmy: See that Carl? Back home, safe and sound.
Carl: Now I just have to wait for my pants to dry, cuz if they don't I get a real…
The hole is busted open and Jimmy and Carl get blasted back. King Goobot enters the scene
King Goobot: You may have scrambled my bumbling brother, Neutron, but you'll rule the day you scorned me!
Goobot picks up the remote control and capture Jimmy in a green goo-like bubble
King Goobot: Now I have control, and you will all suffer a fate beyond your worst nightmare!
Speakers come out of his body and he starts playing none other than the chicken dance.
King Goobot: Ahhah! Dance! Dance the dance of a chicken!
Carl is dancing in the background while you sit through endless bouncing and torture in the rocket
Jimmy: CARL! Do something!
Carl: I don't think I can, Jimmy! The rhythm's got me! Besides, what can I do!
Jimmy: Cosmo's wand!
Carl grabs the wand off screen
Carl: Super powered laser thingy!
Lasers shoot around the room for a couple seconds until one hits Goobot square in the shell
Carl: Cool!
King Goobot: Oh, poo.
Jimmy: Nice shot, Carl!
Carl: Thanks Jim. Check this out!
Carl starts spawning mass amounts of llamas
Carl: Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama…(∞)
Jimmy: Well, thanks for helping me save the universe. Gotta blast!
As you exit, you listen to a soother version of the chicken dance:D
Well, thanks for reading, and I hope it brought back memories for those of you who have ridden. Well, see you soon. Gotta blast!