"Oh my god…I don't even know where to begin! I love the cut of the shirt, it flatters ever damn curve of him, and I love the fit of the pants…dark angel…DO YOU LOVE IT!" Pierre's voice could cut glass. Itachi began to fan himself; he was fighting back his own tears.
"I…I am….just so gorgeous." Itachi said. And that was nothing short of the truth.
"Pierre! Cascading blonde I have!" Fiona presented Deidara to Pierre. It was rare Deidara went without the pony tail but he had to admit he liked it and it was indeed lots of cascading blonde. Pierre did allow him to keep his left eye covered though…he though that was mysterious. Pierre was bawling now. He had the two prettiest things he had seen all day. His assistant Marco slapped him up the head and they proceeded with the cover shots. The cover shot was actually simple, it was Itachi and Deidara back to back, but it was from the neck up, the inner pages would melt you into if the cover didn't… It didn't take Pierre long to snap the cover shots. The caption that would be placed on the cover would read: "Because Evil Can Be Fun". Now came the most exciting part of the entire day.
"Okay boys, the cover is done and I want you to see how fabulous it is! Now, it's time for the interview and the inside photos!" Pierre clapped wildly again. "Marco! I want the ocean backdrop, I want the pier prop. I want the sailboat. Get me the wind machine and soften the lights…boys…we're going to Cape Cod." Pierre proudly announced as he quickly watched his photo set turn in to a New England ocean side paradise. "Dark angel you're first…oh…I just love how the tunic top fits you…God! It hugs all the right places…and the dip is dangerously low." Marco started to tear up as he watched Pierre size Itachi up. "Marco! Giselle! Put him on the pier!" Pierre proclaimed.
"See, this is why I hate traveling around with Itachi. The ocean is my turf yet he somehow manages to steal it from me!" Kisame was pissed.
"Relax, Kisame. We know you rock the ocean." Zetsu tried to reassure him. At this point Itachi was sitting on the prop pier leaning back against the post. He was barefoot in the black Prada summer pants. Marco immediately rolled the cuffs up slightly as he was instructed to do. Giselle rolled his sleeves up slightly as well.
"Okay, now bend your right knee, leave the left leg straight, and let me see you rest your right arm on your right knee….good! Now, wind! I said wind Marco!" and Marco allowed the artificial breeze to blow through Itachi…it was beautiful. "Oh! Now, tilt your head back just a little bit…Oooooh perfect! Now, with those black eyes….fuck this camera!" Pierre was getting really worked up. Itachi didn't have a problem in doing that…with those black eyes, he made the camera feel very naughty. "Yes! Yes! That's it angel!" Pierre finished that series and changed Itachi's position on the pier. "Alright, now stand up, hold on to the wooden pier pole and let your weight fall in the opposite direction. Okay, nice but raise your arm up farther on the pole so you pull that shirt up with it." Pierre and Marco screamed. "Yes! Oh god yes! That's it! Don't move angel and make the camera your slave!" It was a steamy shot, must have been the wind machine and undeniable sheen on Itachi's hair.
"You know, I don't want to sit here while they play dress up all afternoon. You guys want to go get a burger or something?" Sasori said. Sasori's jealous side hadn't shown until today.
"Seriously, that's a good idea; this photographer is really starting to freak me out." Hidan said. Everyone else agreed and they were out of the studio and on their way to find something to eat. They found a T.G.I. Friday's (it was an Akatsuki favorite) and were soon seated. While they were waiting on their waiter, Sasori's phone rang. It was none other than…
"Kabuto? What the hell are you doing calling my phone today? Yes, yes Itachi and Deidara made the cover. Well no wonder you and Orochimaru didn't make the cover, you wear huge ass glasses and Orochimaru is pale, snaky, and wears a purple braided belt that ties in a giant ass bow! Who the hell wants to look at that? No! I'm not jealous…okay maybe a little. Itachi and Deidara have really nice bodies. Look, I'm in T.G.I. Friday's and I don't want to deal with you! You are not going to ruin my lunch!" Sasori hung up on Kabuto.
"You know maybe we should all get a drink, is it too early to drink?" Kisame asked.
"No, we're good besides we need to tell Tobi all about Orochimaru and Kabuto and how we drink every Friday." Zetsu said. So it was settled, a round of Long Island Iced Teas and a heartwarming conversation among the not as beautiful Akatsuki members…