"Alright, baby blue. I want you on the sail boat. Grab hold of the mast there." Pierre said, he was referring to the ropes on the prop sailboat. "Fiona! Unbutton him!" Pierre was referring to Deidara's shirt. Fiona unbuttoned him. "Oh! God! Look at that body! Hmmm…I want to leave something to the imagination, button him up." Fiona buttoned Diedara back. "Hmmm…no, no unbutton him. Oh! No, button him back." Fiona could do this all day for all she cared. "I've got it! Pierre said! Button that button in the middle, roll his sleeves up just a little, not as much as dark angel." Fiona did as she was told, then she was instructed to pull part of Deidara's hair over his shoulder and smooth it out.

"Perfect! Okay, now wind! NOT THAT MUCH MARCO! There…" Pierre was pleased. "Now, baby hold on to the mast with your left hand, relax your right hand, now tilt your head in towards the ropes. Ooooooh that's it…wait. Fiona! I can't see the band of his boxers, pull them above is pants line…THAT'S TOO MUCH! Okay, there!" Pierre screamed. "Now, you make love to this camera like you're in heat." Pierre got ready to shoot but Deidara broke his pose, his brain had just been overloaded.

"You want me to what, yeah? Is that even possible? I mean I've head of these places in the Netherlands where freaky sex stuff happens and I'm really not into that at all, yeah. So, could I maybe NOT do anything like that to your camera, yeah?"

"That's the fourth blonde this week that's taken that comment literally." Marco whispered to Pierre.

"This is why I don't photograph many blondes, but this is one you'd run away to Cancun with. Okay, okay baby blue, just…just sulk at me. Don't show me that smile yet just look at me and pout." Pierre got the shot he was looking for. It was then that Pierre decided he was ready to shoot both Itachi and Deidara in the prop ocean…it was an interesting concept. "Okay, don't be too alarmed…but…MARCO!" At that very moment both Itachi and Deidara were sprayed down in a quick shower of water. The screams were way high pitched. "Don't worry…that was supposed to happen, oh god look at you know! You're not totally dry…you're not totally wet…but you're totally irresistible. Okay, now get in the sand." This shot was truly beautiful. Marco arranged Itachi and Deidara just as he wanted them, it was supposed to be them walking down the beach and looking over the ocean…thank god for a wind machine…thank god the rest of Akatsuki didn't see this shot, Sasori may have exploded. Speaking of which…

"See, I told you getting a burger would be a great idea." Sasori said.

"You know, I can't wait till this thing is over. You think they are about finished?" Kisame asked.

"Seriously, I've had fun today. I mean this is really going to give Akatsuki some publicity and you have to admit we're lucky to have those two." Ah yes, Hidan the diplomat.

"Hey, I don't mean to interrupt you guys, but my friend is waiting on that set of tables over there and she keeps checking you out, she wants to know if she can have your phone number." The waiter said to Sasori. Sasori looked around in confusion. He figured this was the Long Island Iced Tea talking.

"Are you talking to me?" he asked the waiter.

"Yeah, she wants your number is that alright?

"That will be quite alright…" Sasori quickly wrote his number on a napkin and they got a round of Long Island Iced Teas on the house.

Meanwhile back at the photo studio. Pierre took the final picture of Deidara, in the sand flashing him the million dollar smile that sold him to this magazine in the first place.

"Okay, dark angel, the last question in our interview (Pierre had been asking questions while photographing) Why did you join Akatsuki?"

"I want to see the ultimate demise of my wretched little brother as well as exert my position of authority over people in general."

"Marco! Write that down! Now, baby blue, how about you?"

"Uuuummm…well, I joined because I like art, yeah. But I also joined because I've always wanted to live in an apartment, yeah. Oh and there's one more thing, yeah. I also joined Akatsuki because my sister thought it would be great for my social life…and it was, yeah. Because now I have these friends and Akatsuki members get a 10 discount at Pottery Barn, yeah!" And with that the calendar shoot/cover shoot had come to a close.

A slightly drunk Sasori, Kisame, Zetsu, Tobi, Hidan and Kakuzu stumbled through the studio door ready to pick Itachi and Deidara up.

"Oh there's one thing I didn't tell you guys…because we get a huge kickback from what the models in our magazine wears…you two get to keep those clothes." Deidara and Itachi were in heaven. Now, the anticipation of the magazine to hit the newsstands would practically kill them.

Okay, this is one of the shorter Akatsuki stories. School starts next week fro me and so I don't know how quickly I'm going to be able to update on a daily basis, but I'll try my hardest, promise! Anyway, even if you aren't a sports fan you will enjoy the next story: Akatsuki NFL Friday Night Football Party. Trust me, it won't center around sports non-stop like it sounds. I'm doing this in the spirit that September is on the way and that means football season is upon us. Now, here's what I need from you, the readers. I need 2 NFL teams (I'll credit whomever gives me 2 teams). The first responses I receive will be the teams I use. Look forward to the first chapter. I'll try to post it by tomorrow!