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So we all know how For Love or Money ended, right? Well, here's the extension…
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans… sadly… if I did… well, why would I bother writing a fan fic? Huh? Huh? Tell me that people… Okay, and now before I scare the rest of you off… to the story… CHOCOLATE (how can you resist?) And, Andrea will give me Teen Titans when she takes over the world because, because of me, Stunner was created!
THE STORY- FINALLY
FOR LOVE OR MONEY TOO
It's the extension to the sequel (Um, hold on... that doesn't make sense) And this beginning doesn't exactly make sense, but oh well.
A/N: This was in Play Format first, so I'm going back to edit it, but it might kind of suck... and Raven's pretty OOC... sorry... and the Beast Boy's stupid joke might be slightly over played. I like Beast Boy, and he has his moments. He's just not word smart, he's got a certain smartness within him, such as when he talks with Terra and gives heart to heats… ergh, well, you know what I mean… Um, it's all some diabolical plan;
Beast Boy: Yes, all those odious idiots think I'm the idiot! I'll show them! It is simply a disguise of my genius so one day I can surprise them all! And then what shall they think? It shall be a masterpiece! I am a genius! MWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAA
Minus the evil part.
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The scene opens with the three Titans walking into the tower.
Beast Boy whined, as Cyborg began to enter the very long code to Titan's Tower in the keypad outside the door, "Oh come on Rae, it's not fair… I mean your physco…"
Raven gave a sigh as she rubbed her temples, "First of all, my name is RAVEN not Rae, Raven. Second off all, you're physco, I'm physic."
Beast Boy tossed that around in his head for a few moments, and finally decided to go with a safer route, "Sure, whatever you say dude."
The three silently made their way up to the Ops room, as they entered the said room Raven gave a small taunting smile, and declared, "You each owe me another ten bucks."
Beast Boy moaned, "Ugh, it's not fair…"
Now why had Raven won more money? Simple, she bet that Robin and Starfire would still be making out on the couch by the time the three Titans got home.
Robin, a bright red, immediately jumped over the couch, as Starfire attempted to tame her now wild hair.
After taking a moment, or two, to get over his embarrassment (and wait for the snickering to stop) Robin sighed, shaking his head in distaste, and asked, "What did you bet on now?"
Cyborg shrugged, "Well, man, as you know when you all left us at the Pizza Place, we were making some more bets. The first bet was when your first kiss would be…"
"Not like we had to long to wait…" Beast Boy muttered under his breath, and when Robin shot him a glare, hastily added, "Well, Raven won the bet…"
Raven rolled her eyes, "Thanks for divulging that un-needed and un-necessary information. And to put it in terms you would understand; due why'd you do such a stupid thang?" Raven added the last part as a taunt, and yet it was almost humorous to hear Raven talk of such things in her bland monotonous voice.
"Uh, cheese?" Beast Boy said, as if more of a question.
Cyborg just shook his head and continued as if there had been no interruption, "Then Rae, er, Raven," he added at the glare Raven shot him, "Bet that you would still be making out when we got home."
"Raven won." Beast Boy repeated monotonously, it was decidedly a safer route.
Starfire bewildered, asked, "What ever did Friend Raven win… for her correct assumption?"
Raven didn't hesitate as she stated, "70 dollars."
"Yeah," Cyborg said, nodding his head solemnly… until he processed what Raven said, and his head snapped up, "... wait...WHAT!" Cyborg asked, in clear disbelief.
Beast Boy was angry, you and in a voice remarkably similar to an angry two year old, "See it's not fair- your phy- phy-…phys…, you've got telephonic powers!"
Raven sighed, rolled her eyes, and then corrected Beast Boy, "Beast Boy. Every day I think you can't get to be any more of an idiot and you prove me wrong. It's telekinetic, not telephonic. Whatever in the world that is, you dunce."
It was silent for a few moments, as Beast Boy seemed to be thinking for a few minutes, then decided to go with, "…Either way, IT'S NOT FAIR!"
"You could bet your servitude instead…" Raven said in her perfect monotone drawl, though a bit of hope shined through, and her eyes shone with the prospect of a servant or servants.
Cyborg looked scared at the thought of Raven controlling him to her every whim. Images flashed by of him wearing a pink dress, and having to- no, better left unsaid.
Hastily Cyborg said, "I'll stick with the money."
Beast Boy whined, "Great I owe… let's see, twenty five for the first bet, ten for the second, and for the one before that… the, uh, firstest bet, I owe twenty… so together I owe… uh… two hundred and fifty bucks?"
"Oh come on Raven, take pity, the boy can only count to ten." Robin teased, you could hear the smirk in his voice.
Beast Boy stamped his foot and continued whining, "That's not true! I can count to… one, two, three, four, five, eight, seven, eleven…"
Robin shook his head, "You're right I was wrong… you can only count to five."
"I should have known," came Raven's reply.
Beast Boy had a giant smile on his face as he nodded, "Thanks… DUDE! Wait a minute that was so not nice!" Beast Boy yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Robin.
"Hey, not my problem. And let me tell, I'm not correcting your amount you owe, which by the way is WAY too much, because you were betting against me!" Robin said, with a shrug at first, but clear anger in his voice.
Beast Boy whimpered as Starfire, who was standing behind Robin gave the Changeling a nod, and walked up behind Robin and attempted to calm him down by whispering sweet nothings in his ear.
Beast Boy lamely tried to threaten him, "You better… or, uh, I'll show the video of you making out with Star to EVERYONE."
Robin shook his head, but not before blushing from something Starfire had whispered in his ear, "No, because the only video you have is the Titans mainframe, of which you could not possibly hack without help, and by that time I will have already hacked it and deleted it permanently."
Cyborg's voice came, seeming a little stung at not being considered, "And I can't get it back?"
Robin again shook his head, "No, because after you delete it from the recycle bin, and trace it with a virus to whoever possesses it… there's no way your getting it." (A/N: Trust me, I've deleted stuff in the recycle bin... you ain't getting it back)
"Unless… the video camera is in my arm!" Cyborg exclaimed triumphantly, as he formed his hand into a fist and brought it downwards, as he added (for good measure), "Boo-yah."
"WHAT?" Robin asked, dumbstruck, Starfire was now frantically trying to calm him down, deciding to go with a more hands on approach.
Starfire had Robin's two hands behind his back, clasped in her own, as to make sure he could not go to far, seeing as Tamarian strength beats human strength, while whispering in his ear trying to calm him down, Beast Boy later swore he heard the growl in Robin's throat disappear as soon as Starfire had leaned forward and her breath touched his ear.
Cyborg shrugged, trying not to brag, but failing miserably, "I trusted Raven and turned it on… that way I'd be ready for the black mail. I mean, it's not like it would be too hard to get the video feed once you deleted it, but I mean, why waste five minutes while I could just have it in a second."
"YES!" Beast Boy exclaimed in victory, as he began dancing around an irritated Robin.
Robin shrugged, knowing full well he couldn't hurt or harm the two boys at all, well, physically he could, but Starfire would find out and... well, then she'd be mad at him... which wasn't good, because that meant Robin couldn't kiss her.
So instead Robin decide to 'play it cool' and shrugged, trying to get the two friends angry at one another as he said, "Doesn't matter, it still doesn't mean I'll help you… since CYBORG has the video, not you…"
"Best dude?" Beast Boy asked, Cyborg, his eyes large and watery with hope shining in them. Beast Boy was truly the picture of innocence.
"No." Cyborg said simply, not even looking at Beast Boy, and warned, "Don't even try the cutesy stuff with me. I'm a big strong man it doesn't work."
"Being a man has nothing to do with it." Raven added, upset at the crack at women, "I don't like his 'cutesy stuff' as you so kindly referred to it any more than you. In fact I like it less. Need I mention, oh Mr. Big Strong Man, that I'm not the one with the bright yellow Care-Bear in my room."
"King Funshine is a limited edition Raven!" Cyborg protested.
Starfire, after much silence and coaxing on her part, finally asked, in clear confusion, "Please, I have been meaning to ask you… but I have not been able to receive the chance," a short glare in Robin's direction, to which he shamefacedly looked at the ground, "But that is of no importance- what is the making out of which you speak?"
Raven smirked, getting enjoyment out of seeing Robin squirm sardonically replied, "Robin as your big, strong and ever so wonderful boyfriend deserves the honor of telling you… I mean, last time someone tried to explain a word to you, Robin broke their nose."
Raven neglected to mention that the person in question was a teenage male who was explaining some highly inappropriate words to Robin's innocent alien, and was at the same time attempting to hit on her, which was the main reason Robin hit the poor fellow in the face, breaking his 'perfectly sculpted nose'.
Robin, clearly uncomfortable with his situation, looked anywhere but the alien's face as he stuttered, "Well, Star, it was basically, uh…. It's…"
Beast Boy, proud to know something, and at the prospect an embarrassing his leader, puffed out his chest, said, "It's what you two were just doing," at Starfire's confused look he furthered, "You know, what you and Rob were just doing… on the couch… you know, all kissy- kissy and stuff."
"It's when you kiss someone for a while," Raven's blunt explanation cut through Beast Boy's babbling, before she added to the green Titan's dismay, "Beast Boy can't figure out a proper description seeing as he's never come close to making out with anyone."
"Oh yeah, and you have?" Beast Boy retorted as he fumed.
Raven blushed, and drew up her blue hood as she turned around and muttered, "Oh, where are those recipes I was sorting?"
"Yeah… whatever…" Cyborg said, freaked out by his friends, as he jubilantly called out, "Now I've got to go trace this video to everyone in Jump City and Gotham! It'll only take me a second or two at the most, me being the computer whiz I am," Cyborg snickered as he finished bragging at his 'rad skills'.
Robin outraged and afraid shouted, "NO! Not Gotham!"
"Afraid of a certain bat, are we?" Raven asked, quirking an eyebrow at Robin, with a slight smirk painted across her delicate features.
Starfire screeched, bringing her tan hands up to her mouth, "Eep! Not the bat!" she turned to Raven and softly asked, "Excuse me, what is this bat of which you speak?"
Cyborg explained, "She means Batman, Star."
"Eeep! The man of Bat!" Starfire exclaimed again, before pausing, and asking her friends, just as confused as previously, "Excuse me once again, what is so fearful about this man of Bat?"
Robin sighed, "It's Batman, Star, one word, like Robin."
Starfire continued with her loud shrieking, "Oh… EEP! Batman!" She gave a frustrated sigh as she turned back to Robin, "Please, I am still not understanding."
Robin continued to explain, "He's a superhero, like us, who protects Gotham, he's just got a lot more experience then us. He's older, wiser… and he's really famous… he's part of the Justice League…" Robin attempted to explain.
"And he use to be Robin's mentor!" Beast Boy suddenly cried out, seeing the blank, stunned looks on everyone's face, he sighed, and shook his head, "Oh come on, what? I read comic books, oh and cereal boxes! They have 'em on it! Batman and Robin... man Robin did you sure say 'holy' a lot…" Beast Boy trailed off at the murderous look on Robin's face.
"Yeah, we can't forget the cereal boxes," Raven said rolling her eyes, "They're great for learning information."
Starfire ,still clearly perplexed and baffled hesitantly asked, "So then, why ever would this be considered the bad? Would this parent similar figure not be happy since you have found new joy in your life? Or does he not favor Tamarians… or does he fear the same cooties that Friend Raven says that Friend Beast Boy fears?"
Robin shakily said, "Well… Batman, uh, how can I put this Star? Well, he doesn't approve of relationships AT ALL… Especially in-between teammates and he was the one who… he's pretty unemotional, like Raven and... and… and… oh god... I am SO dead..."
Beast Boy started dancing around Robin, as he sung an annoying song similar to one your three year old cousin would, "Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble. Robin's going to get in trouble- " (A/N: Got to love copy and paste?)
Raven smacked Beast Boy over the head as he came around to her, with her book, which happened to be 'All the Recipes in the World' which was the only one available at the time, and said, "Yeah, we got that… You can stop singing time. Your voice isn't exactly the one of a rock star."
Robin, was like a time bomb. He was silent for a few moments, but you could nearly hear him ticking. No one made any movements, not even Starfire.
Suddenly Robin blew up and said/ bellowed, "Extra training time for you all!"
Beast Boy whined, yet again, "Dude, that is like soooooo unfair!"
"Just continue making out with Starfire on the couch, and no harm done…" Cyborg said, putting his hands up, palms facing Robin, in a sign of peace, slowly backing away and towards the Ops door, and careful not to trip on the steps.
Raven put her hands on her hips and gave Robin her classic defiant glare and hissing at the team leader, "I'm so scared, I think you almost got me to take a step back, if only for a second."
Unfortunately, Beast Boy deterred from this rather impressive and unafraid image Raven was trying to save Robin, as Beast Boy himself was trembling and cowering underneath Raven's rather roomy blue cloak, Raven rolled her eyes at the antics of her teammates.
Robin huffed, and, mask narrowed to mere slits, growled in a dangerous voice reading of only murder, "You have till the count of 3 to run."
"Again, I am so scared." Raven said, clearly not in the least, as she rolled her lavender eyes for what seemed like the billionth time this hour.
Robin ignored her, "1."
"Star, where are you when we need you?" Beast Boy whimpered, peering out of Raven's cloak to see Starfire absent mindedly staring at the TV... after all, the TV is made for distraction and Boy Meets World was proving it's worth of doing just that. (Emily: Not a word Derek, not a word... Derek: Another thing to put on your obsessed list. Emily: Derek!)
Beast Boy then screeched, seeing Robin's face and dove under Raven's cloak again, as he screeched at the top of his longs, "Hide me! Help! Murder! SAVE ME! I'm too beautiful to die! I have too many fans!... Well, at any rate I'm too young! DUDES!"
Cyborg looked at Beast Boy, and annoyed, he commented, lifting up Raven's cloak to see the cowering Beast Boy, "Man, you're an idiot, you know that. And on top of that, you're a coward. Come on man, I thought you fought villains."
Beast Boy decided to ignore all but the 'idiot' comment in Cyborg's speech and desperately asked, "HOW? I mean, yes I know I'm an idiot, but HOW?"
Robin continued counting, his voice angry and yet… amused, "2"
Raven simply gave Robin a glare, and crossed her pale arms, which normally would be a lot more intimidating if it were not for the cowering Beast Boy under her cloak.
Cyborg offered Beast Boy, one last piece of advice, "See you BB, you have to figure out your own problems."
Then… Cyborg took of for a fast run through the metal Ops door and all the way to… his room, where he locked the door. Trying to make sure the Boy Wonder would not be able to get him.
Robin finished counting, getting some twisted amusement out of all of this, "3"
Raven sighed, and snatching her cloak away from Beast Boy, who was now in a fetal position, told him, "Idiot, transform Beast Boy."
Yes, Raven had decided to take pity on the poor Changeling.
After she finished advising him, Raven melted into the ground with the help of a black portal, which was only too bad for Beast Boy.
Beast Boy's only protection was Raven... and her cape... and now he had no protection from Robin and his unbridled anger, with nothing so much as a Starfire to come over here and stop Robin with well, Beast Boy couldn't think of a better term for it, seduction.
Robin however simply smirked, as he stated, "Times up."
"Now what did Raven mean?" Beast Boy pondered. After all, today was not his best thinking cap day. I mean, if you had just lost all your hard earned/ ripped off from Robin's wallet to Starfire's hands (either plainly asking, or using other means to locate the money) to Beast Boy's… well, his piggy bank. Either way Beast Boy had lost all his money, and he wasn't in his best 'thinking' mood, when Robin was going to beat him till he was… well till he was… till he was, not in the best shape.
Robin yelled at the green prankster, "IDIOT!"
Beast Boy, tried as a last resort, and his nervously requested, "Uh, Star, can you start making out with Robin now, please?" when he received no answer he shouted, "STARFIRE!" But it was of no avail, Starfire was too involved in the wondrous plot of today's episode of Boy Meets World.
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Enter a cold, dark damp room with… Beast Boy tied to an uncomfortable metal chair, unconscious.
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Starfire, her show finally ending, leaned back up against the couch as she gave a deep sigh, she turned to face her boyfriend, as a look of uncertainty crossed her face as she asked, "Boyfriend Robin, why is Friend Beast Boy tied to a chair?"
Okay, so maybe Beast Boy wasn't in a cold, dark, damp room, but in a warm and sunny room, tied to an arm chair, but doesn't the other way seem so much more… I don't know, a better punishment.
Robin jumped over the black couch, settling down next to Starfire, with his arm around his girlfriend, "Uh…. Star, never mind… how was your episode of Boy Meets World?"
"Oh!" Starfire giggled, excited at the prospect to tell someone about the glorious world of Boy Meets World, "Oh, it is one of my episodes of which I deeply favor! The Topanga and the Cory, who have been the friends of best forever, have finally succeeded in commencing in the ritual of dating. Though, it was rather more complicated, for first the Cory thought his best friend betrayed him by asking out the Topanga, but his best friend was only doing such treason so that the Cory could work up 'the nerve' to do the going out with the Topanga, which he was too fearful and nervous to ask about before!" Starfire exclaimed.
Robin smiled at Starfire, and declared, "That sounds great."
After a few minutes of uncomfortable silence Robin requested, "Hey Star, how about we go practice in the training room…"
Standing up Robin offered Starfire his hand, to which she giggled and graciously took, as the two walked hand in hand to the training room.
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Raven muttered, "Typical."
From the domains of the deep beyond... no the surveillance room.
When Raven had teleported out of the Ops Room, she had teleported to Cyborg's room, where Cyborg was in the middle of weltering his door shut. Raven had then teleported the two to the surveillance room.
"Five bucks say they start making out within the first five minutes." Cyborg bet, not having learned anything from today.
Raven sighed, shook her head, thinking the boys still hadn't learned their lesson about betting, "I say after, but by ten minutes."
Cyborg stuck out his hand, "You're on… reckon we should save Beast Boy."
Raven shook her head, "No, it's his own fault, he couldn't even figure out to transform- after I told him!" Snorting Raven added, "I bet he was too traumatized over Robin getting a girl before him."
Cyborg taunted his friends, as it was his nature and his duty in the position of official, 'Older Brother' of all the Titans, as he declared, "You sooo like him."
"Who? Robin? Pfft, shows how much you know." Raven said, crossing her arms and turning away, muttering something about half robots accusing people of liking someone that was almost like they're brother.
Cyborg shook his head, "Nah, I mean BB."
Raven looked at Cyborg in disbelief, "How do you get that Cyborg? That was completely random even for you and has nothing to do with anything we're doing! Oh my god Cyborg, why would you-"
Cyborg continued taunting, "Because I read a certain empath's diary…"
Raven pushed up her sleeve of her right arm's blue leotard, "Okay, now I am finishing what Robin started."
Cyborg asked, his face conveying only surprise, "You do? I was just guessing. You know, playing around."
"GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Raven called out in pure rage, and we all know what happens when Raven gets angry.
Raven then tortured Cyborg in ways my mind and yours cannot even begin to imagine.
Meanwhile, as Raven was about to find out, due to security cameras, Cyborg was going to owe Raven another five bucks for a most recent bet… Wait, it was ten? Ugh, he was going to owe her MONEY, fine, evil, it-picky people... Oh yeah, I'm one of you.
And a certain green changeling has just awoken and figured to transform as so to escape the "evil" ropes (Emily: Derek, after all they are a form of string... Derek: See you hold everything aganist me! Even in the middle of a fan fic!)… he even got a video to tape Robin's and Starfire's "make out session" and possibly use it for blackmail later on…
Though it took him three hours how to figure out how to work the 'video camera of doom' he managed to still get plenty of Robin and Starfire making out air time.
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What's next in the chronicles?
Will Beast Boy and Raven ever get together? - Well of course, or my best friend (a total Rae and BB fan) would kill me if I didn't. A better question will be; Will Emily ever write a decent Raven and Beast Boy get together story?
Will Batman ever find out about Robin and Starfire's 'secret' love affair?
Will I ever write more of the chronicles?
What is the torture bestowed on Cyborg? Do you people even what to know?
I have no idea if I'm even writing more- so why should I tell you?
AND THE TEEN TITANS MOVIE IS AIRING IN SEPTEMBER ON CARTOON NETWORK!
-Emily
