Chris: (Recapping last episode.) "Last time on Total Drama Island… The teams were given three challenges that tested their trust in their teammates. The rock climbing challenge revealed more than just Heather's grudge against Gwen. And Trent got the bad end of a blowfish courtesy of Lindsay. DJ trusted Geoff with his pet bunny. Huge mistake, by the way. Some other campers got dropped on their butts. Duncan shocked Courtney by showing her his softer side. Yeah, touching moments. Good times. And due to taking off a blindfold during the final challenge and breaking the number 1 rule, the Bass lost & Tyler was sent home as of result. But, he managed to give Lindsay a little present before he left. Stay tuned for the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet on Total! Drama! Island!

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins with Geoff lying on the cabin stairs, while Duncan scratched the wall with his knife, until Harold came out of the cabin.)

Harold: (glares at Geoff and Duncan) "Hey!" (Pulls out a chocolate sandwich with his boxer shorts on it) "Who the hell made these sandwiches out of my underwear?!" (Duncan and Geoff laugh, as Harold takes off his briefs and throws them on the floor in front of Courtney who is walking, and she screams when she sees the stain of poop.)

Courtney: (glares at Harold) "Harold, you're completely disgusting!"

Harold: "Wait, it wasn't me!" (Glares at Geoff and Duncan) "Fools!" (He goes back into the cabin and closes the door.)

Geoff: "Sometimes he makes it so easy for us."

Duncan: "I understand you, dude"

Chef: (over PA) "Listen up, roaches, report to the dock at 9:00 a.m.!" (all campers look at each other in confusion) "That is, NOW!" (everyone starts running)

(Then we cut to the campers lining up on the dock, and Chef dressed in military gear, with a hat and sunglasses.)

Chef: (using megaphone and baton) "Listen maggots, is that called a formation?! Feet together! Arms down! Look straight ahead and up!" (Hits Harold so many times with the cane.)

Gwen: (whispering to Trent) "Oh, this is going to be a rough day."

Chef: (yelling at him into the megaphone) "What did you say, soldier?!"

Gwen: "Um, nothing."

Chef: "It better not be repeated, you see, this challenge will not be easy, rather, I do not expect anyone to come out unscathed after this" (Owen chuckles until Chef hits him with the stick.)

Owen: "That hurt!"

Chef: "My orders are to make everyone but one surrender! Whoever is left standing wins for their team!"

Heather: "Excuse me, what happened to Chris?"

Chef: "Rule number 1; you will address me as your Master Chief, understood?!"

Everyone: "Yes, Master Chief!"

Chef: "Rule number 2; you will sleep when I tell you to sleep, and you will eat when I tell you to eat! Am I clear?!"

Geoff: "Yes, Master Chief!"

Chef: "If someone wants to surrender, ring the bell at the end of the pier and you're out, which brings me to rule number 3, someone must surrender until the end of the day, the day is not over until someone surrenders, now maggots , all go to the beach, MOVE!, MOVE! (everyone runs scared.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "Ok, whoever thought of putting him in charge, I must say...I'm very impressed."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to everyone at the beach, with some canoe, green for the Gophers, & red for the Bass.)

Chef: Listen up! Each team will hold a canoe over their heads! I catch you taking your hands off the canoe, and you will be eliminated. And no one eats lunch until someone drops out. Canoes up!

(Then all of the teams pick up the canoes.)

Owen: Pfft! This isn't that hard.

Geoff: "Piece of cake!"

3 hours later..

(The contestants are all still picking up their canoes, Courtney is whimpering & struggling, while Leshawna's stomach is growling.)

Chef: "Come on, you sissies! It's only been three hours!"

Chris: "Looks like they missed lunch today."

Chef: "Mm-hmm. Guess they just weren't hungry! Unless someone wants to quit now."

(It has been revealed that Chef & Chris are on stop of the canoes, Chef is on the Gophers' one, while Chris is on the Bass' one. Owen's stomach is growling too, as he is about to fart.)

Gwen: "Don't even *bleep*ing think about it, Owen!"

(We then cut to Geoff using a fishing rod, as it gets on Harold's underwear.)

Duncan: (Whispering) "Time to land that fish."

(Geoff then pulls the rod up, as it rips Harold's underwear.)

Harold: "Ow! Idiots!" (Goes back putting his hands on the canoe.)

Chef: (Looking at Harold upside down.) "Is there a problem down here?!"

Harold: "No." (Chef then goes back up.)

(We then go to night-time, with the contestants still holding the canoes. Owen is seen sleeping.)

Chef: "Twenty-five of us went to the jungle that night. Only five came back out.'"

Gwen: (Yawns) "What war were you in, anyway?"

Chef: "Did I ask you to speak?! Because I don't remember asking you to speak!"

Gwen: "Whatever. He so wasn't in a war."

Lindsay: "Guys, I-I can't do this anymore. (Walks away.) I have no more feeling in my arms.."

Chef: "Well, Looks like we got ourselves a quitter!"

Owen: "Don't do it, Lindsay!"

(Lindsay walks all the way to the dock, as she hits her head with the bell. As the Gophers can't hold on to the canoe much longer & they all drop it & fall down. As the Bass put the boat down happily.)

Chef: (Comforting Lindsay.) "Listen here. You have nothing to be ashamed of. (Through megaphone on Lindsay.) Except being a little baby that let your team down! As for the rest of you, head to the mess hall! Dinner is served!"

Owen: "Sweet Marie, thank you!"

(We then cut to everyone in the Mess Hall.)

Chef: "All right, maggots! Open your ears! You've got ten minutes to eat before night training begins! Get to it!"

Owen: "No way!"

Harold: "Aw, man. No way!"

Gwen: "Um, excuse me? Master Chief? Where's the food?"

Chef: "You're looking at it." (Points at the garbage cans & chuckles.)

Owen: (Opens a can, & looks at it.) "This is the leftover garbage from this morning's breakfast."

Chef: "Darn right! When you're at war, you take what you can get!"

(Owen picks up one, blows at it, and then eats it.)

Chris: Well, I can see you've got this under control. I'm off to craft services. Coming?" (Walks off.)

Chef: (Walks off as well.) "Serve me up some of that."

(The contestants are all digging through the cans, Gwen found a banana peel & puts it away.)

Heather: (Throws a tray away.) "Oh, I am not eating this."

Courtney: (Scoffs) "Me neither."

Duncan: (Gets out a drink of kitchen grease.) "Don't care for today's specials, Princess?"

Courtney: "I am going to be running for office one day, and no one is going to pull up a file of me eating *bleep*ing garbage!"

Duncan: (Walks to Harold.) "Hey, Harold? We felt really bad about the whole underwear fishing incident thing. So here, we found you some apple juice."

Harold: "Thanks. (Drinks it, then gags in disgust & spits it out many times.) That's not juice!"

Duncan: "Oh! Oh! My mistake dude."

(Then he & Geoff laugh together, as Bridgette gets concerned about it.)

Bridgette: "Ok, that's just rude."

Duncan: "Well, w-we must've confused it with the kitchen grease."

(Bridgette then awkwardly walks back to the cans.)

Courtney: (Glares at Duncan.) "You guys are so immature. I hope you're proud of yourselves."

Duncan: "Heh. Okay, look. I know you like me. He knows you like me, everyone knows it. So here's a tip. If you wanna kiss me, I might let you."

Courtney: "And to think I actually thought you were nice!"

Duncan: Shh! Me? Nice? Haha, yeah right.

Geoff: (Eating a greased bread.) "Why'd you think that?"

Courtney: "Nevermind. I was wrong. He's just as gross and annoying as he wants you to believe. Enjoy your garbage!" (Walks off.)

(The boys all look at each other awkwardly.)

(We then cut back to the beach, with some Thriller-like music playing. Chef is doing some dance moves to it, as the campers do it as well. But Duncan suddenly turns the radio off, as the rest of the contestants gasp. & Chef glares at him.)

Courtney: "Duncan, what the hell are you doing?"

Duncan: "One of us drops out, we're done for the day."

Chef: "We're done when I say we're done! Now drop and give me twenty!" (Duncan rolls his eyes as he begins doing push-ups.) "Anyone else got anything they want to say?"

Gwen: "Uh, yeah. Can I go to the bathroom?"

(We then cut to Gwen trying to clean the bathroom.)

Gwen: "Not exactly what I had in mind."

(We then cut to everyone back in the mess hall, in tables with papers in it.)

Chef: "For your next challenge, you will complete a three-hundred word essay about how much you love… me. Anyone who falls asleep or fails to complete the challenge will be eliminated!"

(We then cut a few minutes later as time ran out. With the campers getting tired, & trying not to sleep, except Harold, who is actually not tired & it's writing something. But Chef takes the papers away.)

Harold: "Gosh!"

Chef: (Reading the papers.) "'I love Master Chief Hatchet because he is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very…' This is just one sentence with five pages of 'very's in between!"

Duncan: "It's three hundred words exactly! You can count them if you want."

Chef: (Tries to walk to the next table, but slips in Owen's drool, as he glares at Owen.) "Wipe up that drool, you little baby!" (See's Trent sleeping, as he slams his fist on the table, & see's DJ sleeping as well.) "You two slackers are out. The rest of you, get to bed and report to the playing field at 0500 hours."

Duncan: (Gets out a paper.) "Uh, missed a spot there, General."

Chef: (Glares at Duncan angrily.) "Boy! Do you wanna run fifty laps around this camp right now?!"

Courtney: (Pulls Duncan away from him.) "No thanks! He's going straight to bed. Aren't you? (Hushed as she & Duncan back away from Chef.) What are you trying to do? Get eliminated?"

Duncan: "I didn't know you cared."

Courtney: "I don't! I just don't wanna lose his challenge! So stop being such a screwup and do what you're told for once! Okay?" (Walks away.)

Duncan: "She wants me."

Geoff: "No doubt." (He & Duncan share a fist-bump.)

(We then cut to the remaining contestants & Chef in a muddy obstacle course.)

Chef: "You will all run this course until you can all complete it in under one minute. Am I making myself clear?"

Duncan: "Crystal."

Courtney: (To Duncan.) "If you lose this for us, I'm gonna make you so miserable."

Chef: "Go, maggots, go!"

(The contestants began running as they begin to climb into a big wooden wall, then we see Heather going through the tires, Owen tries doing it, but he got stuck. We then see Geoff, Leshawna crawling from the axes. Gwen gets a rope out, & swings with Courtney. And they both land perfectly. Harold is seen trying to get through the wooden wall, but he falls face-first into the mud. Then he rises up, & vomits out mud as Duncan runs to him.)

Duncan: "Uh, General Crazy? We've got a situation here."

Harold: "Too… much… (Coughs) mud."

Chef: (Puts Harold back on his feet.) "Ring the bell and report to the infirmary! Your tour of duty is finished." (Harold frowns as he walks off.)

Duncan: "Wow. Poor guy."

Chef: (At Duncan's face.) "Back on the course soldiers, now!" (Geoff runs off.) "One false move and I'll be on you like stink on a poop wagon!"

Duncan: "I look forward to it, sir!"

(We then see Courtney & Owen climbing through another wooden wall, Courtney makes it through, but Owen was holding on to it for too long as it breaks & falls. Geoff goes through the tires, but falls in the mud, Gwen falls in the mud too, as Leshawna runs off. We then see Heather unhappy, with her leg all tied up from a rope. Leshawna crawls through the axes, but she starts sinking as Duncan crawls by her.)

Duncan: "Fallen soldier, I salute you!" (Looks at Chef at front of him.)

Chef: "You just bought yourself twenty more push-ups!"

Duncan: "Thank you!" (Kisses Chef on the nose, as Chef growls angrily.)

Geoff: "I think you may have pushed him over the edge, bro."

Duncan: "I… think you're right."

Chef: (Glares angrily at Duncan.) "One-night solitary confinement. In the boathouse.."

(The contestants, except Duncan gasp in shock about this.)

Duncan: "Big deal. How scary can it be?"

(We then cut to the boathouse, with a hook, sharp teeth, and a spinner on a bucket of water, and we see Duncan sitting all alone.)

Duncan: (Sighs.) "Should've kept my big mouth shut."

(Wolf howls at Duncan gets distracted.)

(Commercial break.)

(We cut back to the Mess Hall, with Courtney & Geoff & their bowl of gruels.)

Courtney: "I'm going to check on him."

Geoff: "You like him."

Courtney: I do NOT like him."

Geoff: "Yes you do."

Courtney: "Not only that I do not like him, I can't stand him. He's rude, he's rebellious, and he's totally annoying…I'm gonna go check on him." (Walks off with the gruel.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Geoff: "She likes him."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We cut to Courtney walking to the boathouse, as she opens the door.)

Courtney: "Hello? Duncan? You ok?"

(We then cut to Duncan still inside the boathouse, sweeping the floor until he happily see's Courtney.)

Duncan: "Princess!"

Courtney: (Rolls her eyes.) "I wish you'd stop calling me that."

Duncan: (Goes close to Courtney.) "So, come to claim that kiss?"

Courtney: "Even pigs deserve a meal." (Shows him the bowl of gruel.)

Duncan: "Mm. No thanks, I'll stick with the bait." (Points at a bucket of worms.)

Courtney: (Sits with Duncan.) "That's all Chef would serve us after our pathetic performance on the obstacle course. (Duncan tries to eat his gruel, but his bowl gets stuck, as he throws it away.) Why do you egg Chef on like that? You know that you're going to get in trouble."

Duncan: "Why are you so uptight all the time?"

Courtney: (Stands up.) "I am not uptight!"

Duncan: (Stands up as well.) "Psh! You always follow the rules!"

Courtney: "Well, you always have to break them!"

Duncan: "Only the ones I want to." (Winks at her.)

Courtney: "Okay so… maybe I do follow the rules. I guess that makes me a big uptight loser in your books, right?"

Duncan: "Maybe."

Courtney: "Ugh!"

Duncan: "So then, why do you follow them?"

Courtney: (With a fish in her hand.) "Because not following them gets you thrown into a fish cabin!"

Duncan: (Flirtatiously goes close to Courtney.) "But I'm in the fish cabin with you, aren't I? (Courtney blushes.) Feel like ditching this crap for some peanut butter and jam?"

Courtney: "Ha, are you kidding? All I've had for two days is this gruel. But Chef'll never give it to us."

Duncan: "See? Now that's the problem with your thinking! The trick is to not ask for it."

Courtney: "Do you have some on you?"

Duncan: "No. But I happen to know where to find it. It will involve breaking quite a few rules though. Are you in?" (Courtney thinks, until she smiles at him.)

Courtney: "Let's do it!" (High-fives with Duncan.)

Duncan: "Well, all right, then!"

(We then cut to Courtney & Duncan in the bushes, close to a tent which is for Chef & Chris only. As they look at each other.)

(We then cut to Courtney & Duncan, inside the tent, with some delicious food, crawling slowly. Chris & Chef are seen eating their dinner, without noticing.)

Duncan: (Whispering.) "Slowly. Slowly. Crawl." (Opens the fridge, as he & Courtney begin to steal the food.)

Chef: Twenty-five of us went to the jungle that night. Only five came back out.

Courtney: (Whispers) If we get caught, we are so dead.

Duncan: (Whispers back.) "And disqualified too."

Chris: "I mean, come on. I am nothing without my stubble."

Chef: "Amen, brother."

Duncan: (Whispering, with some more food in a bag.) "Are you sure you wanna go through with this?"

Courtney: (Laughs.) "Hell yes. This is the most fun I've had here yet! Hmph." (Puts a fish on a dish on the fridge. While Ezekiel's face can be seen in the carton of milk.) "A little present. Courtesy of the Killer Bass."

Duncan: (Wraps his arm around her.) "Now you're learning." (Courtney walks off, Duncan steals the brownies as he closes the fridge, & he & Courtney happily run off together, both laughing.)

(We then cut to the Screaming Gophers' cabin, with everyone eating their food.)

Owen: (Eating strawberry sauce, putting in on his foot.) *Muffled* "Mm, mm! I think I have jungle rot from that obstacle course." (Shows it to Lindsay.)

Lindsay: "Ew! Owen. We're eating here."

(Heather is seen eating a sandwich, until she see's a paper of Tyler's number on Lindsay's skirt, as she continues to smirk.)

(We then see Bridgette, Gwen & Leshawna eating some food altogether.)

Gwen: (Chuckles & muffled.) "And what is with all those lame war stories? He is so demented!"

Leshawna: "Girl, these nails were not made for combat training, know what I'm saying? Mm."

Bridgette: "Mm. Seriously, if I wanted to join the army, I would've-"

Harold: "Aw, guys! Gross!"

(The girls gasp as it shows Harold's bed covered in peanut butter, with a smily face in it.)

Duncan: "Now see? That's a waste of good peanut butter!"

(Bridgette face-palms in annoyance at what she saw, then she see's Courtney grabbing the last ice cream sandwich with Bridgette.)

Bridgette: "Okay, I think you've had enough."

Courtney: "Hehe, oh no! No! Just, just one more. (Eats it, chews loudly, as she lets out a large burp, & starts to get nauseous.) Oh… Yeah. Yeah that one was a mistake." (Gags, as she runs out of the cabin, as Gwen & Leshawna laugh at her.)

(We then cut to Courtney vomiting on the grass from the cabin, coughing, as Duncan walks to her.)

Duncan: "So the Princess has a dark side."

Courtney: "Okay. That was so gross. But it was like, once I did something bad, it was so much fun, I just wanted more!"

Duncan: (Puts his hand on her chin.) "Well, you could always gimme that kiss, that would be pretty bad."

Courtney: (Scoffs & rubs his mohawk.) "You're still not my type."

Duncan: "Fine. Enjoy a peanut butter-less life."

Courtney: "Thanks. Enjoy prison."

Duncan: "I will."

(Then Courtney & Duncan look at each other, Courtney puts her hands on Duncan's cheeks & she kisses him on the lips. Duncan's eyes widen in shock, but he enjoys it as he kisses back. Courtney walks off as Geoff & DJ walk to Duncan.)

Geoff: (Praises Duncan.) "Yes, dude!"

Duncan: "Told you she wanted me."

(Harold gasps through the window, & angrily glares.)

Chef: (Over loudspeaker) "Attention, all remaining boot camp recruits, the next evolution of your training begins tomorrow morning at 0700 hours! And if I catch the mother*bleep*er that took my desserts, your ass is mine!"

(We then cut to the next morning, with the remaining contestants hanging upside down on a tree. With Duncan, Courtney & Geoff on the left for the Bass, & Gwen, Owen & Heather for the Gophers.)

Chef: "What you are experiencing is an ancient form of torture. By now, the blood has begun rushing to your head." (Looks at Duncan.) "The next stage is nausea, followed by dizziness and a flushed appearance as the blood begins to pool your eyes. You may experience fainting spells." (Chuckles as Duncan falls off the tree first.)

Courtney: "Duncan!"

Bridgette: (Runs to Duncan, who is now on the floor, as she checks on him.) "It's okay! He's all right!" (Rolls her eyes at what she's doing.)

(Courtney gives her a thumbs up as she continues hanging, now in her hands, with the rest of the contestants in there, but Owen is struggling to do it too.)

Owen: "Come on… I… can't… reach! D'ah!" (Farts, as he chuckles nervously.)

Heather: (Groans.) "Okay, that's it. I'm done." (Gets out of the tree on her own, lands safely, but Owen lands on her, as she screams in anger, but it is muffled, as she pushes Owen out of the way.) "Off of me, you big ox!" (Walks off in anger.)

Owen: (Smiles sheepishly.) "Sorry."

(Courtney is seen laughing on the tree, as Chef looks concerned about her.)

Chef: "Stop laughing this instant!"

Courtney: "I'm sorry. (Giggles) I can't help it. (Giggles again, & falls off the tree.) Whoa!" (Giggles as Chef walks to her.)

Chef: "I expected more out of you, soldier."

Courtney: (Clears throat.) "Master Chief? Heh. I just have one thing to say to you."

Chef: "And what might that be?"

Courtney: "You really need to take a chill pill." (Laughs loudly, Chef then gets angry in response, as Courtney walks to Duncan.)

Duncan: (Laughs.) "Yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about! (High-fives Courtney as she cuddles with Duncan.)

Courtney: "Okay, Geoffy, it's all up to you!"

Owen: "You got this, Gwen?"

Gwen: "Oh yeah. I can hang here all day."

Geoff: Rock on, sister! I live for the head rush! Heh. (Begins slurring.) It feels… so… good. (Falls off the tree. As the Bass cringe.)

Courtney: "Ooh! That's going to leave a mark."

(We then cut to The Gophers lifting Gwen up, cheering in celebration, & running altogether.)

Chef: "Gwen." (The Gophers stop running, as they put Gwen down.) "Congratulations, soldier. I'd go to war with you anytime."

Gwen: "I'll keep that in mind when choosing my career." (Awkwardly walks off.)

Chef: "You do that soldier." (The Gophers picked Gwen back up & continue celebrating & running.) "You do that."

(We go to the elimination ceremony, where the Basses were sitting across from Chris, and Chef was present, while Courtney & Duncan were gazing at each other lovingly.)

Chris: "Campers, these marshmallows represent the campfire, and if you get one, you'll still be a camper, if I don't mention your name, you'll walk through the Dock of Shame, and take the Boat of Losers, and you'll never come back...EVER!; the following people are safe... Geoff, DJ, Bridgette, and Harold, you are all safe!" (All of the aforementioned go for their marshmallow, leaving Courtney and Duncan in shock) "Campers, this is the last marshmallow of the night , and it's for..."(Duncan and Courtney look at each other nervously until Chris announces the name.) "Duncan!"

(Duncan and Courtney gasp in shock.)

Courtney: "What?! Why did they vote me off?!"

Chris: (grabbing his shoulder) "Yeah, yeah, it's always a shock."

Courtney: "This is impossible! I demand a recount!"

Duncan: (glares at Chris) "Seriously, dude, I know for a fact that three of us didn't vote for her!" (DJ and Geoff nod, Chris snaps his fingers and Chef knocks these two down.)

(Chris and Chef grab Courtney by both hands, leading her to the Dock of Shame.)

Courtney: "I don't concede! I DON'T *bleep*ING CONCEDE!"

Duncan: "Oh *bleep*, this sucks!"

Courtney: "I was your only hope! I was C.I.T!" (Glares at Chef and Chris) "Let me go!" (Both smirk before throwing her into the Boat of Losers) "You're going to hear from my lawyers!"

Duncan: (runs to the dock) "Courtney wait!" (Courtney gets up from the boat) "I made this for you!" (throws a wooden figure at Courtney and she catches it)

Courtney: "Oh Duncan!" (Looks at the figure of a wooden skull) "Ok, this is so weird and scary, but I love it! I'll never forget you!" (Both say goodbye from a distance)

CONFESSIONAL:

Bridgette: (Sighs guiltily.) "I feel a little bad that I voted for Duncan.. Of course he was rude. but now he's sad that Courtney left. (Sighs.) Poor guy, I wonder how she got eliminated like that.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Then we go back to the campfire, where only Harold was left, who took out his now-burnt marshmallow and reflected on today)

FLASHBACK:

Harold: "You guys, who the hell made those sandwiches out of my underwear?!" (Geoff and Duncan laugh at him.)

Harold: "Ow, you idiots!" (Then we cut to another scene, where he spits out the juice) "This is not juice!"

Duncan: "Oh I was wrong, dude!" (both laugh)

END OF FLASHBACK:

CONFESSlONAL:

Harold: (with a wooden box on his lap and pulls out a screwdriver and manages to open the box) "So you guys think that's hilarious?!" (pulls the sheets out of the box and pulls other sheets out of his shirt) "Let's see how funny it is for me to get into your love life!" (Puts the other papers in the box)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Harold: (grins evilly at the camera) "Yes." (his marshmallow goes off as the episode ends.)

(End Credits)

Sorry guys.. But this will remain unchanged.

Stay tuned for episode 13!

Original votes:

Harold - Courtney, Duncan, DJ, Geoff.

Courtney - Harold.

Duncan - Bridgette.