Once again, night came. Hermione and Andrea had come into Harry and Ron's dorm room early so the four of them could sit and just talk in private while the rest of the Gryffindors were still back in their common room. The whole thing had been Andrea's idea.

"Hey, guys?" said Andrea. "Remember yesterday, where Snape sent us outside? Ron, you said you thought giving Snape a makeover would be a bad idea, and then I said it was a good idea, but I had a better one? Well, I forgot to tell you that idea. Know what it is?"

"What?" said Ron interestedly.

"I thought we could prank-call Snape," said Andrea, giggling. "We can tell him he ordered a super nose job…and soon…we'll be arriving in his room…to give it to him…at three AM…" Andrea's voice broke with laughter as she fell back onto Neville's bed. "Isn't it…great?"

"Andrea, I never thought I'd say this, but you rule," Harry said, gaping at Andrea.

Hermione was also giggling slightly. "Umm, guys, if we come into his room at three AM, he'll probably still be asleep, and…he'll probably only be wearing…like…"

"Gross, I totally see your point," said Andrea, her face contorted with a strange mixture of disgust and amusement. "Did you really think we were going to go into his room, Hermione? We'll just tell him we are, and have him on his guard, and he'll be all tired, and it will be funny."

Ron sniggered. "Yeah, I bet that'll really freak him out…"

"Yeah, if he finds out it was us, we'll really be busted," Harry said. "I don't care, though, he won't ever find out…Andrea, do the voice you're going to do on the phone."

Andrea, who already had a spectacular voice for radio, made her voice higher and more girlish, sort of like Barbie's, and said, "Hello. You have ordered a nose job."

"That's great!" Harry laughed. "Andrea, you are the ultimate prankster…"

"I know," said Andrea, beaming. "See, I've been working on it. If you want to, we can call him later tonight. He'll probably be wondering who ordered him a nose job."

"Oh, that's not nice," said Hermione, also smiling. "He didn't send us outside because he had a nose job…but let's do it anyway, it's probably going to be really fun."

"Of course it is," said Harry. "There's just one problem, though. How are we going to get Snape's phone number? There's no way we'll be able to do that, you know, Andrea."

"I thought of that," said Andrea, grinning. "Remember how at the end of every year, they give us this book with everybody's home phone numbers in it? Well, they also give you all the teachers' phone numbers, so if the parents want to complain or something, they can do that."

"Wow," said Ron. "You're so smart, Andrea…"

"I know," said Andrea. She looked at Ron, and added, "No, we can't French-kiss here, Ron, it'll be rude to Harry and Hermione. I'll French-kiss you later, when I've got time."

"Okay, Andrea," said Ron.

"That's settled, then," Andrea told her friends. "I have that book, so I'm going to get it, and look up Snape. And then, tomorrow…" (she lowered her voice to a whisper) "we call."