They strolled around, looking at all the fancy gizmos and doodahs, before getting in line to see what the line is for. The bank teller panicked at the sight of them and pressed the alarm. A group of security guards rushed in and held out their guns. "Freeze!" Two of the guards froze in terror as kunai and shuriken were thrown at them by Itachi. Kisame blocked bullets with his sword and tested his new weapon on the remaining three guards and two civilians who tried to rush him.
Itachi looked at the teller who fell to the ground with his hands on his head. "I think he's the one that summoned the guards" he mentioned to Kisame "Well there's no use keeping him alive" Kisame pointed the gun at the teller and pulled the trigger.
click click
"What the?" Kisame pulled the trigger some more.
click click clickety-click
Kisame grabbed the teller and pushed him to the wall. "Why doesn't this thing work?" he yelled. "Y-you have to get ammo for it at the weapon shop n-next door." the teller stammered back.
Itachi exited the back room with big bags of cash in his hands "I found some paper that looks to be this place's currency. We can buy things here without having to kill everyone to get it." Kisame tossed the teller over his shoulder into a self-sealing safe and chased after Itachi "Hey, I know somewhere we should go."
At the local weapon store, hostility was as thick as fog. The small time gang of the town were furious that their already miniscule reputation was being lost to the Cloaked Bandits. In fact if the Cloaked Bandits walked in right now, the gang would go into a mindless rage with whatever weapons they could reach. Then Itachi and Kisame walked in.
Itachi calmly ignored the intense rage and walked right up to the counter. "We'll buy your weapons and this 'ammo' we heard of" Fifty clicking sounds rang out as everyone pointed their guns at them. "You'll have to pry them from our cold dead hands!" The Akatsuki members pryed the weapons from their cold dead hands.
As they exited the still smoking store they talked about what to do next. "We should observe the town and choose a good disguise to transform into first" Itachi advised. Kisame examined an AK-47 while talking, "Yeah, but what are we going to get next? These weapons are good, but we need something more destructive for Akatsuki." Itachi pointed to a pile of rubble that used to be a building. "We can find out what caused that" Peeking out of the rubble was an empty lasagna pan.
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John walked in the door carrying groceries. "Garfield, I'm home! Uh Garfield? You better be here!" A few minutes later Garfield walked over to John. "Why can't you trust me John? That self-destruct switch really looked like a salt shaker, honest!" John glared at Garfield, "Thanks to that stunt you pulled, I have to go out of state for groceries. You need to stop sneaking food all the time. It's an obsession!"
"I can't believe he thinks I'm obsessed! Why would I sneak food anyway?" Garfield thought while sitting on a huge bump in his bed. "Garfield!" screamed John, "Where's the food in the fridge"
Garfield swallowed the mound. "Right where it should be."