The Shortest Short Stories Ever: What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?
By Spectra16
A/N: Thanks for your reviews! I've just recently read the 1-3 books and I honestly believed for a long time that since there is so many HP fics, that if I wrote something, few would read it. I'm surprised with my feedback!
This chapter was inspired by a one frame comic I found on Deviant Art by someone named Tanci. It's hilarious.
Disclaimer: Love and peace. I don't own HP. Hehe.
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Chapter Four: What Would Ron Do For A Klondike Bar?
The "Boy Who Lived" and the "Red Headed One" schemed in their third year Potions class, which was no different from their first year potions class, or their second year potions class. They assumed it would also be no different from their fourth year potions class and their fifth year potions class and their sixth year potions class. The class seemed to have a permanent schedule.
-Class begins
-Harry and Ron come in late (either because they had run into a troll or McGonagall)
-Snape makes a snide remark about them being late and takes away house points
-He teaches them a completely useless potion, in which does not bewitch your mind OR ensnare your sense
-Hermione answers a question in which everyone else was oblivious to
-Snape takes away points from Gryffindor because Harry picked his nose
Ron had planned this for months. Harry smirked at Ron and pulled a tiny flask out of his robe pocket. The green liquid gleamed and the two mischievous boys and they patiently waited for Snape to inspect their cauldron. The Klondike bar would be worth the trouble they'd be in. Severus Snape approached the boys, wondering why they weren't adding goblin nails into their potion.
Snape leaned over the boys and Harry quickly dumped the green fluid in. A large explosion was heard through the Hogwarts corridors.
A blackened Snape glowers at the equally charred Ron Weasley and Harry Potter.
"That's a 0 for you both, a detention after school and 20 points from Gryffindor," Snape clenched his jaw, his hair standing completely upwards. "Now if you boys'll please locate my eyebrows."