The Shortest Short Stories Ever: What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?
By Spectra16
A/N: Someone suggested I do one of these chapters for every character. I'll try, but I probably won't succeed. Also, I'm open to ideas. Please.
Disclaimer: Hello? Hello? No? Okay. I don't own Harry Potter. If I did, I wouldn't be writing FAN fiction. I'd be putting my ideas to book, and the editors would kick my ass back into shape, and my writings would turn out like J. K. Rowlings. I adore her editor. I adore her.
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Chapter Five: What Would Oliver Wood Do For A Klondike Bar?
It was a bright, sun shiny day for a high adrenaline Quidditch game, Gryffindor vs. Slytherin. The game was quite lively and violent, and few penalties were being called.
Several Slytherins decided to paint one of the letters of the word "Slytherin" on their bellies, and assemble themselves to spell the word. First year Draco Malfoy, being the letter I, had accidentally spelled the word "Slithern" and poor letter Y what so utterly confused that he ran off crying. The boys jumped up and down, screaming at their favorite players and chest bumped each other when they scored. The score was 140-120 for Slytherin.
The crowd was enthusiastic and nervous, except for Snape and Quirrel, who were busy cursing and counter-cursing, and counter-counter-cursing. Finally, Snape just turned around and kicked him in the shins. It had nothing to do with Hermione and Ron, whom were busy trying making out under the stands. (Why would Rowling lie?)
George and Fred were busy kicking a small Slytherin around the field. Harry was busy doing nothing while he waited for the other Seeker to find the Snitch, and for him to fly in and to save the day.
Oliver Wood sat on his flying broom in front of the Gryffindor goal, which is what every good keeper should do. Which was not a good thing for a seeker to do was watch as his team was scored upon. Wood flew back and starred at the Slytherin who threw the ball into the Gryffindor hoop. The Gryffindor stands gasped, and the Slytherins pissed themselves in laughter. Harry flew over to Oliver.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Harry screamed. "You're ruining my glory!"
"I was promised a Klondike bar if I totally botched this game! YEAH!" Oliver Wood giggled and started singing the Milkshake song.