Kingdom Alchemist by Chakramweilder A/N: More disclaimers!- I don't own Kingdom Hearts or FullMetal Alchemist. This story is rated for violence and some adult language. Enjoy!

Me: Ok, I shortened the Authors Note.. are you happy now?
Axel: Much better! am I in this chapter?

Me: I'm afraid not :starts backing away:

Axel:bursts into flames, summons Chakram: WHAT?

Me: Uh oh.. heres the next chapter.. I gotta run:runs for life:

Axel:starts chasing me: GET BACK HERE!

Chapter 2: They meet

Sora sat up, rubbing his head. After the crash, he blacked out for who knows how long.

"What the hell was that? there weren't any heartless ships in the area!" he thought aloud. the gummi ship was in complete disrepair, he didn't think there was any chance of fixing it up. the parts were all in the area, but it wasnt possible to restore them to their original shape and put them back together... it'd take some form of magic that he didn't have. "Hey Donald, Goofy... you guys alright"

"I'm fine, Sora, but Donald's hurt pretty bad... I don't know what to do!" came Goofy's worried reply "Oh, haha, no problem" Sora told him, a smile on his face. He summoned his keyblade, raised it and shouted "Heal!" A green light appeared, and Donald was restored.

"Thanks Sora. I thought I was going to die there." said Donald, rising from what remained of his seat. "Where are we"

"Not a clue" replied Goofy and Sora at the same time.

"Well come on.. let's go look around, see if we can find anyone" Donald said "Alright, good idea, maybe we could find out who or what shot us down too." Sora said. The three made their way to the exit ramp of their ship, and started to scout the area.

Meanwhile.

Ed and Al Elric made their way through the forest outside of Central, Ed in another of his rants.

"I don't get it, Al... It's as if Mustang KNEW that we thought we were close to figuring out more about the Philosophers Stone... and he KNEW the most inconvenient time to call us and tell us to search for some grounded craft! I don't get it, Al... He practically lives to annoy me"

"Calm down, older brother... This ship had weapons on it. The crew could be dangerous to the people of the city!" Al reminded him. The blonde looked up at the hunk of armor... he was right and Ed knew it.

"You're right Al... well, at least we might get a fight or two, I haven't seen any action for a while!" Ed said with a smile. With that, the conversation ended, and the two walked on in silence.

Eventually, the two alchemists came to a clearing, the smell of recent flames nearby. Moving on a bit, they saw the crashed ship, with a kid around Ed's age crawling out of a hatch, followed by... a duck and dog?

"Hey! you three! hold it!" Ed shouted at them, then waited for a response.

Sora looked around for the source of the voice, and soon found it. A short kid followed by a big guy in armor. he was glad to finally see someone, and hoped that they could help. he walked over to them, and spoke when he got closer.

"Hey, glad to finally see someone around here. do you know what shot us down?" Sora asked the two.

"Yeah, that was us. What do you think you're doing, bringing an armed craft over our city!" Ed asked the kid.

"Sorry, we were just looking for a place to set down. We're new to the area and just wanted a look around." Sora responded

"Sure, I'll bet... I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to bring you three to my Commanding Officer for questioning." Ed told them, noting that they were getting closer. He reminded himself that they were potential enemies, and he didn't trust them.

"Sorry, but we can't. We're trying to find someone, and don't have time to sit around answering questions." Sora told them. "If you can just refer us to a good mechanic that could help us fix our ship up, we'll be on our way"

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, and if you continue to resist, then I will have to bring you in by force." Ed told them, starting to sense a fight coming on.

"Well, shorty, we can't go. We gotta get a move on." Sora told them, not realizing the mistake he just made.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT! That's it! Al, back me up. If these punks aren't coming in then we'll take them in ourselves!" Ed shouted, enraged at this kid.

"Bring it on then! Donald, Goofy, you take the big guy! I'll take care of the midget!" Sora shouted to his friends.

"MIDGET? Oh, you're really askin' for it now"

The battle begins. Sora summons his keyblade, while Ed gets into a battle stance. Al does the same while Donald and Goofy ready their staff and shield, respectively. Sora makes the first move, Swinging in to attack Ed. Ed simply raised his right arm and blocked the blow with ease.

"What the?" Sora shouted.. He then swung low to hit a leg, but that attack didn't work either for whatever reason. "What's up with you?" Sora asked, readying himself for when Ed attacks. Sora decides on a surprise of his own. he raises his keyblade, aims at Ed's right arm and shouts "Fire!". A fireball erupts from the end of the blade, catching ed off guard and hitting his right arm. The Automail has been through worse, however and withstands the attack. Ed's sleeve and glove however, do not. They burn away and reveal to Sora why the keyblade was blocked. "Metal arm? What are you?" Sora asks. Another fireball reveals the same thing on his leg. Ed smiles and looks Sora in the eye.

"That's not all I got either." He said with a chuckle. He then clapped his hands together, and moved his left hand, his real one, along his right arm. After a brief flash, Sora sees that his right hand has been replaced with a blade! Ed lunged forward and the two started a very odd sword duel... one using a key and the other using his right arm.

Meanwhile, Donald and Goofy weren't doing so well with Al either. Goofy's shield couldn't get through the armor, no matter what attack he tried, and Donald's magic didn't do anything either.

"What's up with this guy?" Donald asked, shooting fireballs at the armor "I dunno, but he sure is tough!" Goofy replied. Goofy's next idea was to throw his shield at Al's head. He did so, the shield returning to him like a boomerang. After he got the shield back, he looked up to see if the blow did anything, and dropped his shield in shock. The helmet was separated from the body, but there was no head beneath."What the!" Donald cried, almost dropping his staff. "What is this guy?"

"I'm sorry you had to see that, you two. we really are good people, my brother just gets enraged when people call him short" Al said, leaning down to pick up his head and reattach it to his body.

"Well gawrsh! do you think you could calm him down? I think you two may be able to help us!" Goofy asked him, retrieving his shield, but keeping it lowered, to show that he meant no harm.

"I can try, but you'll have to stop your friend as well... he seems angry himself"

"No problem. we've restrained Sora before" Donald replied.

:flashback:

"We told you, Sora! no more for you!" Donald shouted, both him and Goofy holding the poor teen back from what he really wanted.

"Yeah, Sora. you got an addiction to this stuff!" Goofy added, but to no avail. Sora still tried and tried to lunge at the Paopu on the table in the gummi ship's galley. (a/n: for those of you not familiar with nautical terms, a galley is the part of the ship where meals are held. think of it as a big cafeteria)

"But it's my Paopu! I want it!" Sora cried, desperately wanting the destiny-tying fruit just sitting there in plain sight

"Sora, we told you no! now I'm going to stop you once and for all!" Donald shouted. He raised his staff toward the fruit, Goofy still holding Sora back. "Fire!" he shouted. a flame erupted from the end of his staff, and all that remained of the star-shaped fruit was a pile of ash.

"NOOOOOO!" Sora screamed, dropping to his knees.

:back to present:

"Well, once the two are separated, I can calm down Ed, but how do you propose to keep your friend away from him?" Al asked, now somewhat at ease with Donald and Goofy.

"That's not a problem. Oh Sora, look! I have Paopu!" Donald shouted towards the Keyblade Master.

"PAOPU! WHERE?" Sora shouted, momentarily forgetting about his battle with Ed and running toward Donald and Goofy. When he got there, Al grabbed Ed, who was following him to the rest of the group, still intent on attacking, and started calming him down. Sora, meanwhile had other things on his mind. "Wheres the paopu? you said you had some over here, now cough it up! Sora yelled at them.

"Goofy, now!" Donald shouted, while Goofy came up from behind and grabbed Sora. Sora was surprised at this, but not as surprised as he was angry. Angry that he was once again without his beloved paopu.

"Get off of me! Why are you holding me back? What happened to that blonde kid! WHERE IS MY PAOPU?" Sora screamed, more enraged at every question.

"Calm down, Sora! there is no paopu, but this is more important. We need you to calm down and talk with that blonde kid. we think he might help us find Riku and the King"

"Alright, alright. I'm sorry I got so angry... but I still miss my paopu." Sora said, settling down. Goofy released him from his grasp, and Sora willed his keyblade away, with it vanishing from his hand with a flash.

About that time, Al had finished calming Ed down, and he transmuted his right arm back to it's normal state. Ed started walking over to the other three, still wary of possible danger, but slightly more relaxed than before. They needed to talk.

There ya go.. Second Chapter! a little longer, but i actually had to cut a lot off to make it a decent length. Thanks for reviews, i appreciate them!